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Last Will and Testaments

Ino's Uchiha-Yamanaka Businesses

And so morning came and as agreed they went back to the empty field to continue the fun and endearing game of making their last will and testaments. When they arrived they saw Sakura and Ino heavily panting.

"So their bitchy fight lasted all night I see." said Neji.

"Leave them be, they'll get over it." said Sasuke.

Naruto approached the two and stared at them, he knelt down and started poking the two of them. This bothered Ino and Sakura and they looked at Naruto, glaring. Naruto sweat dropped. The next sounds heard were Naruto screaming for his life and two fierce and brutal females beating the crap out of him.

Naruto went to where the others were, badly bruised and beaten.

"I told you to leave them be didn't I?" said Sasuke.

"So shall we continue? Who's the next one to make their last will and testament?" asked a yet-again hyper Lee.

"Me! I'll go next. I'll show this Sakura that I can make a way better last will and testament than she can ever make!" laughed Ino.

"I'll see you try pig!" laughed Sakura as well.

"Aw man I wanted to go next." frowned Kiba.

Ino gave an evil glare to Kiba "Then again, I can wait."

"Shikamaru you will be my attorney!" demanded Ino.

"I refuse, that's too troublesome." yawned Shikamaru who would have preferred to be at home sleeping.

Ino gave Shikamaru the same deadly glare "Never mind, I accept the job."

"First and foremost, I Yamanaka Ino, the girl with undying magnificence and unquestionably high importance, unlike some pink-headed freak…"

"Why you pig…" Sakura started blabbering but the rest learned to ignore.

"So this last will and testament has become the battle of the egos hasn't it?" stated Tenten, Neji and the rest nodded.

"Continuing, before I was rudely disturbed, I shall now discuss the dividing of my properties."

"This game is suddenly making people sound smart despite the fact that they're not." said Sasuke.

"I bet they're just watching too much television." added Shino.

"What properties, all you own is a flower shop." stated Chouji.

"A flower shop for now. But wait until I marry the heir to clan of the Uchiha, my dear darling Sasuke."

Everyone rolled their eyes.

"Yeah, no one would ever want to marry an ugly whore like you!" yelled Sakura. Yet again, they started their bitchy fight.

"Of all types of girls to like me, they had to be the one with ego and over compulsive issues." sighed Sasuke.

"I somehow pity you, but pity is not in my vocabulary." said Neji.

"I would say the same thing if you were in my place."

"Can we move on?" coughed Shikamaru who was getting extremely bored, and who was also wondering what he did to deserve this.

"Continuing, to my dear son," Ino began, everyone gasped.

"What son!?" exclaimed Shikamaru who was unexpectedly bothered.

"Mine and Sasuke's first born duh!" explained Ino "And why do you seem bothered about it?"

Shikamaru regained composure "Nothing, just carry on."

"What son? You freak, no one would even ever go on a date with you!" Sakura screamed, and then continued blabbering.

"I constantly ask God what I did to deserve this." said Sasuke.

"To my son, Sasuke Jr., I hereby entrust him with the future Uchiha-Yamanaka mansion for he will be the heir to the family. I also leave him as the next CEO to the Uchiha-Yamanaka enterprise."

"Uchiha-Yamanaka mansion and enterprise?" laughed Tenten "Ino has some imagination."

"To big for her own good." said Sasuke.

Everyone rolled their eyes "Anyway, continuing my will… to my beautiful daughter, for I am her mother she too is beautiful, though not as beautiful as I, I mean I am the mother hence I am incomparable in beauty yet my daughter will still be undeniably beautiful…"

Everyone rolled their eyes again "Can you quit it with the ego and continue so we can get on with our lives as well!" exclaimed Kiba.

"Fine, fine, to my daughter I give her the future multi-billion Uchiha-Yamanaka chain of flower shops!" said Ino proudly.

"Multi-billion?" wondered Shino.

"Uchiha-Yamanaka?" wondered Sasuke with utter disgust "To what insanity has this world come to."

"Moving on, to mine and Sasuke's dear 3rd child, whatever gender it may turn out, I hand over the future multi-billion Uchiha-Yamanaka chain of restaurants, for I have always dreamed of opening one myself and one day it will happen!"

Sakura laughed "No way in hell!" they started blabbering and Kiba and Chouji tried to hold them back.

"Wow, Ino has got some big dreams ne Sasuke?" stated Naruto.

"I wish I wasn't part of it." said Sasuke as he sighed deeply.

"Couldn't agree with you more."

Chouji released Ino "Anyway, continuing before I was disturbed by some unwanted presence… to mine and Sasuke's 4th child, I leave him with all of the Uchiha-Yamanaka rest houses that me and my husband-to-be, Sasuke Uchiha, will build all over the world!" laughed Ino evilly.

"I'll have to kill all of these crazy people someday." said Sasuke, getting really annoyed.

"I'll even help you." said Neji.

"So are you done Ino?" asked Shikamaru but decided not to add the word 'troublesome' because Ino will surely beat the crap out of him.

"Of course not, there's still one more."

"Then can you hurry it up? We're wasting precious time here!" said Naruto.

"I AM PRECIOUS!" yelled Ino.

"IN YOUR DREAMS!" yelled Sakura as well.

"C-can y-you please s-stop fighting?" asked Hinata, but sadly no one listened to her.

"Can we get on please?" begged Chouji.

"So is the last part of your testament for me? Huh? Huh? Huh?" asked Lee eagerly.

"Of course not!" said Ino, Lee frowned "Okay, to my dear darling Sasuke, I give to him not only my heart, but also my soul and all of me. I give him my eternal affection and devotion for I love him so."

Shikamaru was seemingly bothered "Is that it?"

"Yep," smiled Ino "With that last statement I finish my last will and testament. See Sakura, mine is obviously better than yours, Sasuke likes mine more!"

"Not a chance fatso!" laughed Sakura.

"Who're you calling fat you slut!"

"You whore!"

And the fight continued.

Suddenly Kakashi, Kurenai and Gai pop up and Gai went to comfort the crying Lee.

"Yet again, I end up with the useless stuff." said Sasuke.

"You're lucky you even get to be in the will."

"So you wanna trade places with Sasuke?" asked Kakashi.

Naruto stared at the bickering females "Nah."

"I'm not in the will again Gai Sensei!" yelled a crying Lee.

"Don't cry my dear Lee, I am here for you!" yelled a crying Gai.

"Gai-Sensei!"

"Lee!"

And then the sunset and the drama and us getting sick of it.

"Why don't we have a rela-"

"Not gonna happen Kiba." Kurenai cut Kiba off before he finished.

Shikamaru sighed "This is getting really troublesome, I'm not liking it."

"Don't worry, you can have Ino." said Sasuke.

"What are you talking about?" asked Shikamaru.

"Come on, you're smart, don't play dumb with me."

"Okay fine." sighed Shikamaru.

"Plus, I never planned to own and enterprise and a chain of restaurants, definitely not a flower shop." said Sasuke "And I don't really plan to have that much children."

"Yeah, I agree." said Shikamaru.

"And I don't really plan to have someone as insane as the two of them (Sakura and Ino) to be my wife." said Sasuke.

"So now I get the insane one?" Shikamaru raised an eyebrow.

"Better you than me." said Sasuke grinning.

Shikamaru glared at him.

Finally everyone settled down.

"So who's next?" asked Naruto.

…

TO BE CONTINUED

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