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Today we will explore the origins of Heihachi's Super diaper costume from Tekken 4. Why would Heihachi wear that thing in public, or even in private? If anything, it would make the television broadcast (yes, it was televised, see Christie's T4 ending?) ratings go DOWN.
It began like every other morning. Except this one was different. Ogre had escaped Heihachi's men. Or, in more detail, Ogre tore apart his Commander, ate away at the souls of thirty two others, and then leisurely left. Heihachi had nothing. The Ogre was gone, he had no Devil Gene, and his Tekken Force, who had found his dead son alive twenty years after he died... they were not having a very good time. He knew he'd have to host Tekken 4 in order to lure Jin and Kazuya out, because he knew that fighting tournaments would lure the bastards out like flies to a lamp… or was that mosquitoes? Matters, it does not. Heihachi needed money to host this tournament. After his lemonade stand idea went sour, Heihachi decided that the best course of action, the only way to regain his honor, was to gamble his life away. And so he did. Eventually some teenager with a fake ID beat Heihachi up so badly that he went even farther into debt. But the illegal gambler felt sorry for him, so later that year Tekken 4 was held. Heihachi donned his sumo diaper to make up for his debt.
Case Closed
Next time: in Tekken 5, why is Eddy a costume? Why the HELL is Eddy a costume!