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Today, we discover the disturbing mystery that is Gon's Tekken 3 ending. Let's fill in the ignorant.
Gon is a popular orange dinosaur in comics in Japan (or so say our sources). He was inserted into the PlayStation version of Tekken 3 just for kicks. But how lighthearted is this gruesome ending? It begins with a nice little beat as Gon jumps out of the water… but slow motion. Look at Gon. Look at his intent frown. Study his focused, determined eyes. Why was he there, and what was he looking for? Some theories suggest that he was looking for everyone's most favorite Ogre: Toshin, God of Fighting. Others say he was seeking out food. It is a known fact that Tiniorangesaurs (Pronounced Tiny-Orange-e-saurs) prey on lesser predators, such as T Rex, the Allosaur, and the super-shark, the worlds ever largest predator, the Megalodon. Yeah, I bet some of you thought I'd say Sperm Whale. What the hell is up with that name?
Anyway, all facts lead to the contrary. It is apparent that such feats as being blown away by a whale's blow hole would be impressive. Maybe Gon was trying to attract a female Tiniorang… dinosaur? Tough luck, Gon. Your last chance was about 65 million years ago.
Case Closed
I have more ideas, butI want totrythem slightly differently.I plan on a sequel, called "Tekken, the Biography". Look out for it in late July, 2005! Peace.