Okay, so Dragon Jadefire wanted me to continue my first little oneshot with Mai throwing stuff at Zuko. So here it is, Mai throwing stuff at Zuko.
"You what?" Mai asked, calm and collected.
Zuko gulped. "I met someone."
"Mmm-hmm. And what are you going to do?"
"I'm going to move to Baton Rogue."
Mai, usually so calm and collected, picked up her phone and chucked it at poor Zuko. Without even saying a word, Mai threw everything in her reach at him. Lamps, her hair dryer, her razor, the Pomeranian's bed…even a couple of butter knives.
Thank the Lord they were at her house. At least Zuko would have stuff to move to Baton Rogue with.
"Mai, listen! I still want to keep in contact with you!" Zuko cried, ducking the chair cushion. "Can you stop for just a minute?"
"Get out," she ordered, sounding ready to kill Zuko. "Get out or I'll call Azula."
Zuko escaped out the door so fast he didn't even see the poor elderly man coming back from the store with his produce until cabbages were rolling around next to him on the floor.