Okay... I'm updating... Oh! Just warning you now, this story is going to be very long. And there is a prequel to this story which I have not made yet. And it's going to crossover with one of my other storys. Yeah. I also noticed that my chapter got a tad bit dramatic, sorry about that...

Hermione had to go to the bathroom.

She went and came back.

'What's that noise?' She thought rubbing her frizzy head. She glanced over to see... A hooded figure crying. "Sakura?" She whispered walking over to her.

"Damn," She muttered "Someone heard."

"Sakura? Are you okay?"

"I wish..." Sakura murmured pulling her knees closer to her. She bit her bottom lip to hopefully hold back the tears. But failing terribly.

Hermione took a seat next to her rubbing her stone cold back. Sakura bit her lip harder and covered her face with her white hands sobbing like crazy.

Hermione had no idea what to do.

"Please don't tell..." Sakura whispered.

Sakura clutched hermione's skirt, crying harder. "I have to go..." She wimpered and junped out the window.

"What! Wait! Sakura!" Hermione cried looking out the window. She was gone.

Meanwhile...

"AAAAAHHHH! AAAAHHHH! AAHHH! AHH! AH! Ah! ah... AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Said a very familiar voice... cough Miffy! cough! cough! Dies...?

... Other meanwhile...

"Soooooo... Do you think Sakura-chan's okay?" Haku asked casually.

"She'll be okay..." Kimimaro said softly.

"What if she isn't?" Haku asked.

"We leave her for awhile. She should be able to fix her own emotional problems... ... ... I think..."

"Huh?" Haku asked.

"I read in a book that said women are supposed to be very sensitive and emotional... And concerned of their weight." Kimimaro said drinking tea that magically popped out of no where. A fist launched out and hit his head. He tipped over and fell. And amazingly he never changed facial expressions or his sitting position.

"Show me how to do that Kimi-chan!" Haku exclaimed in pure awe.

"Oi, whose senstive, emotional, and very concerned about their weight?" Sakura asked threateningly.

"Saku-chan! You came back!" Haku said hugging her waist.

"Oi! Oi! Haku let go! And don't call me Saku-chan!" Sakura said blushing a bit while trying to shove Haku off.

Kimimaro had gotten up and said. "You smell like tears."

"Eh?" Sakura asked trying to take a a step but tripping over Haku and landing on Kimimaro.

He still hadn't moved... Scary...

Sakura's face was literally buried in Kimimaro's lap and Haku hadn't let go of her so he was practically on top of her waist and legs.

"Grrt URFF!" Sakura... said...

"You sound like a dog Saku-chan."

'HRKUU! UF YUR SHUY ONF FURD, I KRK YUR $#&!" Sakura cried.

"Ooh! You cussed! But Saku-chan's so cute! And warm and cuddly!" He said snuggling closer to her.

Sakura's face turned red and she slumped down in Kimimaro's lap.

Silence.

"Is Sakura dead?" Kimimaro asked.

Sakura's eye twitched. 'Those jerks.'

"Let's poke her." Haku suggested. And they did.

"SHANNORO!" Sakura yelled punching both of them.

'Just like a team...'

But by then she had forgotten all about what she was supposed to tell them.

...Little random note: Hey, did you know, that in the manga the Naruto characters usually show their fist to their opponents, well, sometimes they're flipping them off!

Like when Kiba was fighting Sakon and Ukon, he flipped them off at the end! Shonen Jump just digitally edited it off, my brother told me...

"Mah! It's so booring!" Sakura yelled while stretching.

"Sakura-chaaan.. You're so loud..." Haku whined.

"You're both loud."

The other Gryffindors figdeted in their presence. "BANG!" Everyones heads turned to see a very frustrated Hermoine, Ron, and Harry.

"We were nearly late again!" Hermione exclaimed.

"It wasn't my fault!" Ron cried gasping for breath.

"Don't look at me!" Harry protested.

Sakura yawned and glanced at her watch. Her eyes widened. "HOLY SHIT! WE'RE GONNA BE LATE!" She cried dragging Haku and Kimimaro out at lightning speed.

Everyone looked at their watches.

Later in first class...

"Miffy's not here!" Sakura cried looking around.

"She's probably... asleep?" Kimimaro asked.

"No... wait... maybe... probably..."Sakura said sitting back down.

The End?

My brothers right... By the time this fanfic's over I'll have like 50 chapters! Here's a tip... Use your chapters wisely...