Okay... I will answer one of the reviews...
twigy: To explain your questions, Sakura knew that she needed to protect Harry Potter because Dumbledore explained everything to her, I skipped that part of the conversation because I thought it'd be too boring to write about...
And Miffy adds humour to the story, so I had to put her in. And Sakura is calm because that year she was away from Konoha, but was still in Konoha, she fought lots of people, and had been in plenty of life and has been in life and death situations so she's okay...
Okay, I know, late update and probably not worth the wait. The internet didn't work for awhile so there you go. It's my excuse for two hours.
Flash back... In Konoha
"Sakura-chaa- Eh?" Naruto asked walking into Sakura's house.
"Hurry up idiot, we need to go already." Sasuke muttered opening Sakura's door.
"Oi! Sasuke Sai, Sakura-chan's not here!" Naruto shouted.
"Ugly's probably went to Tsunade's office." Sai said leaning on the door.
At Tsunade's...
"Tsunade-sama's not feeling well." Shizune said a little worried.
"TSUNADE-OBAA-CHAN!" Naruto yelled. Instead of hearing her loud "KURASE!" He was met with a low sob.
"Tsu.. nade?" Shizune asked fearfully.
"Is she crying?" Sasuke asked.
In Tsunade's shaking hand there was a note. It read:
Hi Tsunade...
I just left this to say I really enjoyed my time in Konoha. I'll miss all of you while I'm gone.
I couldn't say it in person, because I knew you'd stop me. You can send alot of nins, but they won't find me... Thank you for trying to protect me, but it didn't work. You probably know why I'm leavin, and at first I thought, 'If Naruto and Gaara can take the hate from the villagers I can too... But I knew, they only had demons sealed inside them. I was a demon...
I will be back someday. I promise, and I promise I won't betray Konoha or anything. I'm still trying to figure out why I'm leaving. You can mark me as missing-nin if you want. But I'll come back and make sure I don't die.
See you someday!
P.S. Make sure Sasuke, Naruto, and Sai don't kill each other! And please don't be cold to the villagers, after all you're the Hokage, it'll be unfair too.
-Sakura
"Sakura...?" Sai asked sliding to his knees.
"This is just some joke, right?" Naruto asked. "It's just a joke! Tell me it's a joke Tsunade!" Naruto yelled.
Sasuke's eyes hardened and he kept glancing at the door as if to check if Sakura would pop through the door.
"Where is she!" Sasuke yelled.
"She's not gone!" Naruto yelled angrily aura turning red.
Sai muttered while laying on the ground. "Is she?... Sakura?... Ugly?"
"SAI! Snap out of it! She's just hiding!" Naruto yelled desperately.
"Don't leave..." Sai muttered.
Sasuke angrily punched the ground and yelled.
Shizune tried to snap Tsunade out of it.
"Tsunade! Snap out of it!" Shizune cried.
"I'm gonna find Sakura-chan!" Naruto yelled, tears running down his cheeks.
"NARUTO! SHE"S GONE!" Sasuke yelled, glaring through his wet eyes.
"Sakura... Come back... please..." Sai murmured breaking in a sob.
"Tsunade! They're gonna kill each other! Sakura said she didn't want them to fight!" Shizune yelled shaking her. That seemed to work, Tsunade immedietly struck out of her stupor and glanced at the boys. She angrily elbowed Sai and put Naruto and Sasuke in a headlock.
"READ THIS!" She yelled shoving a note in their face.
Dear Naruto, Sasuke, and Sai,
I'll definetly miss you guys while I'm gone. PLEASE! DO NOT FIGHT!
'Cause, if you don't fight while I'm gone, I'll let Sasuke and Sai call me names as much as he wants for a week and I won't hurt him. And I'll get Naruto ramen for a week.
So, all of you don't harrass the villagers! I'm gonna come back, oi! And don't talk about me as if I'm dead, 'cause I'm not coming back in a body bag or anything.
I, really know you guys are gonna be a little sad, but think of it as I'm going on a mission and I'll come back. Because it's sorta like that! I will miss you guys though... I know I probably seem really weak leaving like this.. But I'm not leaving forever!
See you!
Sakura
"Sakura..." Sai said sobbing into his hands.
"Sakura.." Naruto murmured.
"Sakura." Sasuke said.
End of Flashback...
"Sakura-chan!" Haku cheered waltzing in her room.
"Go away." She muttered.
"School!"
"Shit!"
"Ooh.. You cussed!"
"Sakura."
"Get out."
"Sakura-chan! Why are you wearing those clothes?"
"Pajamas."
"Haku."
"Yes, Sakura-chan?"
"This room has an unusual smell."
"Kimimaro."
"Yes?"
"GET OUT!"
Later...
"Miffy. Shut up." Sakura muttered.
"Where were you anyway Miffy-chan?" Haku asked.
"Get away queer. But if you must know, I don't know. Satisfied? Queer."
Sakura hit Miffy's head.
"Sakura!" Hermione shouted.
"Hmm?" She asked.
"Which classes are you in!" She asked.
"Uh... This paper says whatever." She said handing her the parchment.
"Hi Sakura." Harry said nervously.
"Sakura is not going to eat you." Kimimaro stated.
"..." Everyone scooted away.
"Anyway... Kimimaro's right. I'm not gonna eat you, I just was ready to kll that day." Sakura growled stabbing her fork in the table. Leaving it there...
"Um.. Sakura?"
"Attention everyone please." Dumbledore stated.
"The Ministry of magic has decided to pick the new defence against the dark arts teacher for us this year. She will be observing all the 5th year students. This is Proffeser Umbridge."
In walked.. Proffeser Umbridge... There were many words to describe her... But the most simple would be. A toad. A big slightly humanized toad. She scared the hell out of many students.
"Hello Students." Ugh, and her voice. " I am Proffeser Ubridge. Now I know most of you had heard that Voldermort has been resurrected. But that was a false rumor. Voldemort is dead. And will always be dead. That little rumor was merely a cry for attention."
That clearly pissed Harry off, and he would have ran up there and started killing her but five people held him back.
"Now, it is true that I will be the New Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. And I will be looking into each classroom, for the Ministry of Magic has given me the power to fire any teacher I deem unworthy." Umbridge said smirking.
Everyone's eyes widened.
At class...
"Potions?" Kimimaro asked.
"Yes, there are plenty of different potions, they all also have different effects." Hermione explained.
"Do you need to say a spell before you drink it?" Haku asked.
"No, it's usually either automatic or starts later, but never drink a potion that hasn't been made right, it always has a bad side effect."
"Hermione, you don't need to explain every bit." Ron complained slumping in his seat.
"Who's the potions teacher?" Haku asked.
Harry graoned. "Snape."
"Snap'e?" Sakura asked confused. "Weird."
"Snape, and a warning, he tends to favor Slytherins and tends to hate Gryffindors." Ron muttered.
"That's rude, and he's su-" Haku was interrupted by the doors swinging open really loudly.
Snape walked up to the front and pretty much glared at all the students. "Now, I'm pretty sure most of you know how to learn in my class, now I know this class will be supervisioned by Proffeser Umbridge, but no matter it is still my class, now sit down and stay quiet."
"Touchy." Sakura muttered.
"But he did not touch any of us." Kimimaro said.
"That sounded weird Kimi-chan..." Haku whispered.
"Ugh." Sakura muttered.
"So this is your class, Proffeser Snape?" Proffeser Umbridge asked.
"Oh, no, it's Proffeser Dumbledore's." Snape muttered sarcastically.
Later...
"So do yuo think Snape will be fired?" Ron asked.
"I doubt it, Umbridge's probably going to fire one of the decent proffesers." Harry sighed.
"Ugly toad." Sakura muttered.
Ron glanced at her and leaned over to Haku and Kimimaro. "Don't mean offence, but isn't Sakura acting grumpier than usual?"
"Her nose." Kimimaro answered.
"Sakura-chan has a good sense of smell, so Umbridge must stink or something." Haku said.
Harry and Ron burst out laughing. Hermoine tried to supress hers.
"So, the Harry Potter and friends are all together for the spot light now?" Malfoy said maliciously.
"Malfoy..." Harry hissed.
"HEY!" Miffy shouted popping out of nowhere and jumping Sakura, who dodged making Miffy land on Malfoy.
"Hey! Get it off of me!" Malfoy yelled.
Sakura snatched Miffy off and said, "Miffy, no jumping on people, like Mafroy."
"Who?"
"The kid with the really shiny hair... Like a marble."
Half of everyone burst out laughing.
"What?" Sakura asked.
Malfoy seethed and left.
"So next class Deviation?" Hermoine said.
"Yeah, let's go." Harry said smiling.
"Oi! If you guys don't come we're leaving you!" Sakura said holding Miffy.
"Wait Sakura-chan!" Haku whined.
"Let's go." Kimimaro said running ahead.
So? Sue me, but review! I'm deprived...