Someone help me... ..
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Harry sighed and watched Sakura try to sit vertically on her broom. Kimimaro and Haku were enjoying the breeze while calmly sitting on their own brooms and glanced at Sakura.
"GO UP! GODDAMMIT! TURN HORIZONTALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sakura screamed at her broom.
"Saku-chan, I thought you were good with flying." Haku said leaning over to face her.
"That was with wings! And I was never that good to start!" Sakura yelled still trying to forcefully turn her broom.
"Well, this is better that Deviation." Hermione added.
"You can say that again." Ron muttered.
Flash back
"So you are the Devinations teacher?" Proffeser Umbridge said in a sickly sweet tone.
"Why yes, you are the new Defense Against The Black Arts proffeser?" Asked Proffeser Trelawny.
"Why yes, did you see that in your Oh-So-Powerful crystal ball? Or did you see into coffee?" Umbridge asked sarcastically.
Sakura cracked her knuckles.
"Oh no, I see into tea leaves, and the crystal ball is just a myth." Trelawny replied cooly.
Umbridge frowned, but regained her fake smile. "So I'll be watching your class and watch you teach these scroundrels how to behave like idiots, eh?"
End of Flashback
"I'll kick her ass!" Sakura seethed.
Harry sighed, the Brooms Proffeser was letting them have free time, but as soon as Sakura touched her broom it shot up straight into the air... With her on it.
"Eh? HEEY! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
Sakura screamed as she shot past them, her voice gradually fading.
Hermione sighed in unison with Harry's. Sakura just wasn't made for a broom.
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
Sakura zoomed past them.
"Shouldn't we help her?" Haku asked.
"How?" Ron questioned.
Haku stayed silent. He didn't know the answer to that question.
"wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."
"Ha! Take that fat woman!" Miffy cheered. Rai mauled her.
Eventually the broom stopped and Sakura began to throw kunai at it as it tried to escape on it's own.
"I'LL KILL YOU! COME BACK HERE YOU STUPID PIECE OF-" Sakura pounced on the broom and it shot in the air. Now, it would've been funny to see the usually calm Sakura hang upside down in the air like that, only, the next second later she plummeted toward the earth. Face first.
"KKKKYYYYYYAAAAAA-" She didn't even finish her scream.
"Poor Saku-chan."
Everyone watched in horror as, Sakura, who now had the offending broom in chakra strings, laughed maniacally and she cut her broom into six pieces.
Later...
Sakura had been forced to heal her broom back together and was to be given private tutor lessons.
"Stupid possesed thing." Sakura muttered while walking down the stairs.
At that Hermione abruptly stopped.
"Hermoine?"
"IT WAS!!!" Hermione screamed as she whirled around. "MAYBE IT WAS!"
"..."
"What?"
"Maybe Sakura's broom was possesed!!!" Hermione said. "That would explain why it was so abnormal."
"Ano..."
"Hermione, it probably wasn't, and if it was, who would do it?" Harry asked.
"..."
It ran through everyone's minds. 'Who wouldn't?'
"Never mind." Harry mumbled.
"Kyah!" Sakura yelped as she was suddenly thrown out of place.
"Oh no! The stairs are moving!" Ron wailed.
"Hold on to them!" Hermione ordered.
"Gah!" Harry cried as his hands let loose and he tumbled toward Hermione and Ron.
Ron and Hermione stared in horror as they watched their best friend, and themselves get knocked off the towering stair case.
"Eep!" Hermione squeaked as she felt herself being lifted into the air.
"That would have been a really bad fall." Haku said hefting her back on the stair case.
"I don't understand why these stairs move." Kimimaro muttered pushing the unconcious Ron next to Hermione.
"Where's Sakura and Harry?!" Hermione asked quickly.
"..."
"They didn't fall off the staircase, did they??" Hermione screamed.
"...?..."
"WHAT?! THEY DID?! WHAT IF THE FALL KILLED THEM?!" Hermione shrieked. She ran over to the edge and called, "SAKURAAA!!!! HAAARRYYY!!! GET UP HERE!!! DON'T DIE NOOW!!!"
"..."
"Hello!" Sakura yelled in Hermione's ear.
"AHH! Sakura? Are you okay?" Hermione asked carefully.
"Yeah, but I can't say the same about him." Sakura muttered lifting Harry up. He looked normal, other than the fact his skin was a great deal paler, and he was muttering or having a nightmare.
"He's having mental trauma." Sakura said letting her hands take a fammiliar glow and gently massaging Harry's head.
"How?..."
"Where I come from, this isn't rare, but isn't common." Sakura mumbled increasing the glow.
"Is Harry gonna be okay?" Ron asked.
Sakura huffed. "He better be, or I'd have failed my mission."
Everyone sweatdropped.
Later...
"Late." Proffeser Umbridge stated as soon as they got into the class.
"We know." Sakura muttered sitting in a seat. The kid next to her scooted away. She stuck her tongue at him.
Harry and Ron sat down nervously.
"And," Umbridge said, pausing. "It's a rule here that no hoods or hats are to be worn inside the classroom."
Everyone's eyes widened. She was going to make Sakura take off her hood.
"That's not a rule, Hogwarts allows different clothing as long as it's still uniform." Hermione said fiercely. She knew Sakura had a reason she didn't want to take off her hood, just didn't know it.
"I have the power to shut down Hogwarts completly, so what I say, goes, Miss Granger, and for that little outburst you have detention in my room." She added with a smirk.
"WHAT?! That's-" Ron was about to say something but Sakura smacked his head. She was the type that didn't like to let people fight her battles for her.
Draco snickered and said, "So, now losers stick up for eachother too?"
Umbridge's head shot in his direction. "Though I agree with your statement, Mr. Malfoy, that was another outburst. So, there's detention for you too."
"Heey!!" Sakura called before anyone else had a chance to say anything. "You gave detention to both of them, right?" She asked.
"And?"
"I'm taking their detentions into my account." She said, grinning. 3/4 of the classes mouthes dropped open. 'What the hell is she doing??'
Umbridge 'smiled'. "You will soon be regretting that."
"Wait! You can't go around giving people detention!" Harry said glaring.
"That's detention for you too, Mr.Potter. I knew I'd have to give it to you anyway, after all, you would need to cause trouble for yourself anyway. Just for attention." Professer Umbridge 'laughed'.
"That is a lie. And you know it." Harry growled fist clenched. "Unless you are an idiot, you'd be able to tell the strange occurances at Hogwarts don't happen for no reason."
Umbridge's face hardened. She grit her teeth and said in a sickly sweet voice. "So you'd like to join the detention room, Mr. Potter?"
Harry's glare confirmed the answer.
"Then, three detentions it is." Proffeser Umbridge stated.
"We'll take them."
Proffeser Umbridge glanced up and saw Haku and Kimimaro standing behind him.
"Beg your pardon?"
"We'll take those detentions." Kimimaro said this time.
"Well, if you'd really like that, then you may take two detentions from Mr.Potter."
... Guess who said that?
Haku and Kimimaro sat down.
Harry seethed, then muttered. "Over grown toad."
There was a tense silence, Proffeser Umbridge was looking pretty pissed, her eyes went glazed and evil as she started walking toward Harry and with her wand raised like a snake.
Sakura stood up and jumped in front of Harry. Knocking Proffeser Umbridge out of her murderous stupor.
"Isn't the class going to start?" Sakura asked.
Umbridge glared and began to turn when she stopped. "Before I forget, why don't you take off that oh-so-troublesome hood?"
Sakura looked at her keeping her own straight face. And casually took off her hood.
Everyone gaped. No wonder she didn't want to take off her hood. She had PINK hair.
After class...
Everyone rushed out for two reasons.
1. Proffeser Umbridge class was incredibly boring.
2. They had to tell to their friends about Sakura's hair.
"Wait. here." Umbridge said, indicating Harry, Sakura, Haku, Kimimaro.
After that...
"Now, for this detention, you have to write one page with crimson ink. It will say 'I will not act out in class.' all of you will write one page, except for Miss Haruno, who will write two. Unfortunetly, I will not be able to stay and watch, because of my meeting with the Ministry of Magic." She said smugly, then began to walk out.
"Wait, where's the ink?" Harry asked.
"In your body." Proffeser Umbridge said. "Example," She said and grabbed a quill, then roughly stabbed it inside Harry's left arm.
"GGGRRRRRAAGH!!" Harry yelled and Sakura quickly pulled out the quill and started to wrap the wound.
"I wouldn't do that. That's your ink. And, the blood has to be your own." Umbridge said walking out.
"Why you little-" Sakura was about to jag the quill in Proffeser Umbridge's shoulder, but she shut the doors.
Everyone sighed and sat down. Harry winced and dipped his quill in a pool of blood and started to write. Sakura stopped him and wiped up the blood, the let him dip his quill in it.
She winced and got out a kunai.
10 min. later...
Sakura glanced at all of them, Haku and Kimimaro were half done, but weren't in the best shape. But they were holding up pretty well, she, herself was looking okay, though a little pale, but she was doing well since she had demon blood in her.
Harry however, was pale sickly looking, in other words, he was about to pass out.
Sakura pulled out a bag and pulled out something. A soldier pill. Unfortunetly she only had three.
"Here." She said handing Haku and Kimimaro a pill.
They ate it without even looking at it. And in a second color returned to their faces and they looked more refreshed.
She shoved one in Harry's hand.
"A soldier pill. It will increase your blood and stamina, Haku and Kimimaro already took one." Sha said.
"Did you?" He asked.
She gulped. "No."
"Then you take this one." Harry said, sluggishly trying to hand her the pill.
"No. I'm trained for these kind of things and I have more stamina than you." She said a bit more urgently.
"So?" Harry asked trying to hand her the pill again.
"You need it more than me!" Sakura yelled.
"I don't care!" Harry growled, dropping the pill.
Sakura hissed, then picked up the pill and shoved it down Harry's throat.
He gasped and choked, but swallowed the pill. Immedietly he felt better, more energized and less foggy.
But, he was still pissed and glared Sakura.
"Work." Was all she said.
So?? Late... I know...