Sorry this chapter took so long to get up. I had exams to study for and such. Hope you enjoy this chapter!
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Team Yellow flash was lucky that Yondaime hadn't gotten completely plastered, so after a few hours of driving, the blonde-haired man became sober and the driving, less wild. It was a little too late for Obito's stomach though.
"Can we pull over soon? I think I'm gonna hurl…"
"Once we find a spot where we can pull over, sure." Yondaime replied, rubbing his head. "Oh man, what a killer headache."
"You really shouldn't have drunk any alcohol, sensei," Rin scolded. "Luckily you didn't drink enough to seriously impair your driving to the point where we could've ended up in a ditch or flying off a cliff."
"Man, if there were any other vehicles on the road, we would've been so screwed!" Obito piped-up, but he immediately clutched his stomach. "I swear I'm gonna throw up!"
"Just don't throw up on me." Kakashi growled.
"Sensei, can we please pull over before I puke?" Obito moaned, suddenly clutching his mouth as his stomach heaved.
"Sure, just don't throw up on the upholstery on your way out of the car." Yondaime said as he pulled over to the side of the road. Still clutching his mouth, Obito quickly hopped out and disappeared into the bushes to be sick.
"Man, after all that sake, I should be the one puking." Yondaime sighed as he saw Obito stumble out f the bushes, looking quite green.
"You really aren't suited to be looking after kids." Kakashi stated.
Having Obito back into the car, Yondaime quickly hit the gas and swerved violently onto the road for a second before he set the vehicle straight.
"Oh, by the way guys, I really should've mentioned this back in Konoha," Yondaime started, "but while we're at the campsite, we won't be able to use any jutsu."
"WHAT?!" All three students cried.
"Don't worry about it. No other ninja will be there, so no harm will come to us."
"Well that's a relief." Rin sighed.
"We still won't be able to use any jutsu," Kakashi contradicted, "How is that a relief?"
"And one more thing," Yondaime continued, "We need to give this car a name!"
"Give the car a what?" Obito cried incredulously.
"Give this car a name?" Rin repeated doubtfully.
Kakashi looked sceptically at his sensei. "It's an inanimate object, sensei. I don't think it really needs a name."
"I was thinking of 'Ricky' for a name. What do you guys think?" Yondaime asked, paying no heed to his students' doubtful comments.
"What do I think? I think you're crazy!" Obito sniggered.
"Whatever you want, sensei," Kakashi shrugged. "Not like I care."
"Alright then, Ricky it is!" Yondaime grinned.
So the shinobi team drove on in "Ricky" for another hour without any trouble, until Obito stated that he really needed to go to the bathroom.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO BATHROOM FOR ANOTHER 90 MINUTES?" Obito screamed in fear, making Kakashi next to him cringe, as their sensei told Obito how long it was to the next washroom.
"What I mean is that there's no washroom for a long time, Obito. You'll just have to hold it." Yondaime replied.
"But I can't hold it, sensei! I really need to go now!" Obito whined.
"Obito, why didn't you go when we were back at the restaurant?" Rin asked.
"Because I didn't need to go back there!"
"Alright, we'll pull over by the side of the road and you can go to the bathroom there." Yondaime said as he pulled over to the side of the road where some small bushes grew.
"B-by the s-side of the r-road?" Obito stuttered. "You're kidding me!"
"No, I'm not actually."
"But someone's gonna see me!"
"Nobody will see you. Hardly anybody ever drives along this road, so it'll be fine," Yondaime assured. "Now get out and try not to be too long since this is the second time we've had to pull over for you."
"Alright, but nobody better try to peek at me," Obito warned to the others as he got out of the car. "You got that?"
"Like we would want to get a peek at your ugly rear-end anyways." Kakashi scoffed.
Ignoring Kakashi's remark, Obito quickly hopped out of the car and ran into the bushes.
"Sensei, will we have to use the bushes like that when we're camping?" Rin asked, looking quite fearful.
"Nope. They have outhouses, so it'll be fine."
"Um, sensei…what's an outhouse?" Rin asked, looking clearly embarrassed.
"They're like a washroom, except smaller and with only the toilet and no sink..." Yondaime explained trailing off, not sure if he should explain any further.
"It's a small, cramped, very smelly, dark toilet stall with a roof that contains a non-flushing toilet." Kakashi said, putting it short.
"Yeah, that's basically it in a nutshell." Yondaime nodded.
"Maybe we shouldn't tell that to Obito." Rin murmured, looking quite sick. The other two nodded in agreement.
At that moment, Obito came from the bushes and hopped back in the car.
"Sorry about that guys." The boy grinned sheepishly.
"It's alright, but no more stopping since we're running behind schedule enough already."
"And who's fault do you think that is?" Kakashi grumbled to himself, glancing at his sensei, implying Yondaime's sake incident from earlier.
Yondaime glared back at his student, "I heard that, Kakashi. No marshmallows for you at campfire tonight!"
"Good. I hate that junk anyways."
They drove on in silence longer, Obito gradually getting more and more bored. Obito turned his radio on and began to sing to the music in a horrible off-key voice.
"Obito, could you turn that off for a bit?" Rin requested after listening to 15 minutes of Obito's static-sounding radio and horrible singing. Obito didn't seem able to hear Rin though, so the goggle-sporting boy continued to sing.
"Hey Obito, turn that thing off and stop singing! I can't concentrate on my driving." Yondaime ordered firmly. But his command failed to reach Obito's ears as the music played on.
Kakashi smacked his fist on Obito's head, "Turn your radio off, you dolt!"
"Geez! You didn't have to hit me to get my attention!" Obito groaned as he turned his radio off.
"Actually, yes he did," Yondaime corrected. "Just keep the radio off for now and put it in the trunk. I need to concentrate on where I'm going, okay?"
Obito sighed, "Okay." as he put the radio in the already stuffed trunk space behind his seat. He then slumped down in his seat, immediately bored. He suddenly perked up as he got an idea.
"Hey! Who wants to play a game?"
"No." Obito's team mates said in unison.
"How about a song?"
"Definitely no." his team mates said once again in unison.
"But this is boring! We should do something!"
"Obito, we just want a little bit of quiet time now if that's okay?" Rin requested.
"Quiet time?" Obito repeated with a frown on his face as though the word was foreign to him.
"In other words, it's time to shut your pie hole." Kakashi translated.
Obito stuck his tongue out at Kakashi before he began to stare out the window. Time passed by and Obito grew drowsy. He leaned over towards where Kakashi was sitting and suddenly fell asleep, his head resting on Kakashi's shoulder.
Now this made Kakashi obviously quite vexed as the young chunin was not fond of any sort of physical touching. Kakashi shoved Obito violently back to his own side, jolting him awake.
"What the hell did you push me for?"
"You fell asleep on me. I really don't want you leaning on me."
"Well, sorry." Obito grumbled, resuming his staring out the window. He got bored with this and quickly became drowsy. He started leaning over onto Kakashi again before he was shoved back.
"Sensei, Obito keeps falling asleep on top of me and it's annoying." Kakashi growled.
Yondaime pulled over to the side of the road and grabbed a stray black marker lying on the floor of the car. "Alright, look here you two," Yondaime instructed as he lightly drew a black line down the middle of the seat, separating the two sides. "This side here is your side of the seat, Obito. And this side is your side of the seat, Kakashi. Neither of you are allowed to pass over into each other's territories. Got that?"
Both boys nodded in reply.
"Good! Glad we could reach an agreement," Yondaime smiled. "It won't be much longer. Just try to get along with each other for the last part of the drive, okay?"
"Okay." Obito sighed, staring at the black line dividing the back seat. As a few moments of boredom passed by, an amusing game formed in Obito's head.
He took his two fingers and began to walk them across his seat like a pair of legs, approaching the black dividing line. Kakashi paid no heed to this. Obito put one finger over the black line onto Kakashi's side of the seat. Kakashi still didn't seem to notice. Obito began to walk his two fingers past the black line, snickering.
Kakashi did take notice this time and glared at Obito warningly. Obito quickly withdrew his fingers from Kakashi's "territory", giggling to himself. Kakashi sighed at Obito's immaturity and glared at the road ahead. Obito walked his two fingers across his seat again, repeating the same process. Kakashi decided to this time verbally get his message across. He turned to Obito and sternly spoke, "Obito, please stop trespassing on my side of the seat."
Obito quickly withdrew his fingers. But when he was sure that Kakashi was looking out the window, Obito repeated the same walking finger process. This time, Kakashi decided to get his message across physically by smacking Obito's arm.
"Sensei, Kakashi hit me!" Obito cried, rubbing his sore arm.
"Kakashi, don't hit your team mates!" Yondaime scolded.
"He was irritating me. He kept trying to cross over on my side of the seat." Kakashi explained.
"Obito, no bugging Kakashi. Stay on your side of the seat. And Kakashi, no hitting Obito."
Obito was miffed that his new game had been destroyed within a matter of minutes, but a new game formed in his head quickly. He walked his fingers right up to the black line. He put one finger over the black line, not quite touching Kakashi's side of the seat.
Kakashi glared at Obito, but Obito said in a mocking tone of voice, "I'm not touching your side of the seeeaaat!" Obito taunted in a singsong whispering voice. He taunted and taunted again, making Kakashi angrier by the second.
"Obito, stop it. You're annoying me and you're not supposed to cross over the black line."
"But I'm not crossing over! You can't do aaaanything about it!" the Uchiha boy continued to taunt in a singsong voice.
Kakashi swung his fist into Obito's cheek. Obito's eyes began to water before he burst out crying.
"Oh come on, I didn't hit you that hard."
"Yes you did!" Obito wailed, tears pouring out like waterfalls.
"Kakashi! What did I just tell you?" Yondaime half shouted.
"Sensei, watch the road!" Rin cried as they swerved dangerously.
Yondaime quickly spun the steering wheel, regaining control before he almost driving off into a ditch.
"What am I going to do with you two?" Yondaime groaned as he turned back to the road, feeling another headache coming on.
To be continued…
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