HEY! Sorry it took sooooooooo long. I mean with school and everything you know.

GOD THIS SUCKS!!!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

Team 7's First Mission- Cut The Hair

"Hello Sakura," Naruto said, while turning towards Neji. "You look very pretty today!"

"What the hell Naruto?!" Neji said.

"Ah! Neji! Wha-what happened to Sakura? She was here just a minute ago!"

"No Naruto that was ME YOU BAKA! What you didn't get enough sleep last night?" Neji asked

"Well, you do look very pretty today Neji, maybe because you have long hair and all and…"

"NARUTO!!"

"Uh, I mean, yeah lack of sleep cause of ramen- related problems, yeah. He he, that's what I meant to say… Hey umm, where's Chouji?"

"Late. And I swear, if you ever, ever, call me Sakura again. I will not hesitate to kill you! The only reason I don't is that Hinata…."

"Well, that might be entertaining." Kurenai said stopping Neji after she appeared in a puff of smoke. "But we need all of you three… or both of you for today." She added. "Where's Chouji?"

"I don't know, you tell us I mean you are the Sensei right?" Neji said sarcastically.

"Listen, Neji. I know that you're used to bossing around Gai. But I'm not like Gai Ok? I don't take crap from anyone. Especially from a sarcastic, stubborn, stuck up brat like you!" Kurenai finished.

"OOOOHHHHH!!!!! BURN!!!!" Naruto yelled.

"Shut-up Naruto!" Neji said.

"Hey guys!" Chouji said. Everyone greeted him and Kurenai said that they all had a mission.

"Oh…my…God. An actual mission?!" Naruto said.

"Yep." Kurenai answered

"Like will we get to fight people?"

"Maybe."

"And this will take at least two or three days right?"

"Maybe."

"Are you sure? Because I mean tha-"

"NARUTO! Yes we have a mission alright! God!" Neji said as he proceeded to smack Naruto on the head.

"Everyone who's an idiot BE QUIET!" Kurenai said as everyone stopped talking and Naruto and Neji stopped fighting. "Our mission is to spy on-"

"A mafia gang!" Naruto said. Kurenai then randomly pulled duck tape out of her pocket and stuck it over his mouth.

"Our mission is to spy on some sort of robbers. Now they only attack in the night and they only rob… ummmm… cow farms. I don't know how long it will take so we might as well get going come on!" Kurenai finished and led the group out into the woods. Every one followed her with their mouths open and gaping at her. These we're running through their heads…

What the hell kind of a mission is this anyway? SPY on robbers, who rob a COW FARM! Eh, oh well. Maybe I might get to beat up Naruto on the way… thought Neji

Ok, this mission is totally stupid… I hope as a reward we get to eat one of the cows! thought Chouji

………………………. Wait, Neji ISN'T a girl… thought Naruto.

And with all their thoughts, they headed out into the forest to try out their new mission… or so they thought….

DADADADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Sorry that this is short too, but homework and stuff.

ALSO, I am in the process of writing a new story and its all about Hinata and her well, made up life!

ALSO ALSO! I will continue on writing so don't stop sending reviews!

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