Down To Reality
(The Sequel to SasuSaku High.)
Mom! Adrian's Kissing A Girl!!!
Adrian yawned as he looked at his computer screen. His fingers met the key board as he typed the last few letters of his essay. His arms shot up and he let out a loud 'finally!' He saved the Word Document to his documents and attempted to get on myspace. But his mouse wouldn't move. He tried again but it didn't work. Adrian's lap top had frozen up. He inwardly cursed at his computer and stood up not bothering to check the time. He opened the door and walked towards his parent's room to ask his Dad to fix it. Adrian had no clue it was already midnight.
He opened the door to his parent's room and began to speak.
"Hey Dad, my computer is… OH MY GOD MY VIRGIN EYES!" He shouted and fell back words. He covered his eyes and shouted. "Dad?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO MOM?!"
"What normal couples do!" Sasuke replied in a harsh tone. Sakura's caring voice sounded from next to her husband.
"It's normal Adrian! All couples do it! You're grand parents did! Hell, Puka at one point did. It's life!" She tried to sound convincing. Adrian turned around.
"But that was not normal Mom! You guys really do need that sex therapy!" He shouted. A muffled voice sounded from behind him.
"Mommy, Daddy, what are you doing?" It was the sweet voice of Adriana. Sasuke cursed in his mind while Sakura turned as red as a tomato.
"Adriana! Honey! Sweetie! Why are you awake?" Sakura asked nervously.
"You and the baka were yelling at each other and I heard him mention sex to I thought I would find out what it is." She replied innocently while hugging a pink teddy bear.
"Well that's what it is." Adrian stated and pointed to his parents. Adriana smiled.
"Now I can tell Al that I've seen it!" She laughed maniacally. Al was Naruto and Hinata's son. Sakura's jaw dropped. Meanwhile the only thoughts going through Sasuke's mind was how he was going to kill his blonde friend.
"Okay Adriana. Leave so I can kill your brother." Sasuke growled. Adriana smiled and left with a sweet 'okay daddy!'
Sasuke glared at Adrian. Adrian's eye brow twitched.
"Uh… Dad…?" He asked. The glare deepened.
"ADRIAN JAMES UCHIHA YOU GET YOUR ASS IN YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW!" He yelled. Adrian ran out of their room and slipped on his way down the hallway while attempting to shut their bedroom door. Once Sasuke was sure he was gone, he looked at Sakura with a seductive smirk. "And where were we?" He started to kiss her neck but Sakura pushed him off.
"I'm just not in the mood anymore Sasuke. We'll continue tomorrow okay?" She said softly. Sasuke nodded sadly and Sakura turned off their lamp so she could sleep. Sasuke rolled over and growled. 'You're dead Adrian.' He thought to himself.
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Adrian woke up to the sound of his alarm clock. It was yet another day of stupid school and useless fan girls. He sighed and hit the button of the machine. It immediately shut off and he sat up and slipped on his navy blue robe. He walked outside his room in a mopey fashion while dragging his feet. He saw his Mom talking with Adriana and getting her ready for school while Sasuke was in his robe drinking coffee. Adrian walked over to the coffee machine and started the hot water. He went over to the coffee cabinet and opened it to see…(dun dun dun) nothing! A vein popped out of the Uchiha prodigy's head.
"Dad. Where is all the coffee?" He asked trying to restrain himself from yelling. He noticed how his Dad was shaking and his left eye kept twitching.
"Idrankitallthismorning." He said quickly. (I drank it all this morning.) Adrian sweat dropped.
"Why?" He asked.
"BecauseIknewyouwouldwanttodrinksomewhenyouwokeup." (Because I knew you would want to drink some when you got up." He replied. Adrian saw his Dad flinch with pain as his Mom hit him in the back of the head with a pan.
"Uchiha Sasuke! You never, I repeat never drink all of the coffee again! I told you not to the last time you were seeking revenge on Adrian for dying Tugo pink!" She scolded. Sasuke was on the floor rubbing the back of his head.
"Crazy woman! This is what happens when we don't have sex!" He yelled slightly slower. Sakura hit him again.
"Well guess what? No sex tonight either!" She shouted.
Sasuke's heart skipped a beat.
"WHAT?!" He whaled.
"Yeah! See? I have needs too! And you've got to remember I am a model and models need to walk!" She answered and walked off. Sasuke sat there bewildered while Adriana stared and Adrian broke out laughing. Sasuke shot him a death glare and he immediately shut up. Sakura's voice rang through out the house.
"But Adrian! I am just as pissed as your father that you interrupted us last night! So I invited Hikari over for dinner! And I'm sure Sasuke has the baby pictures ready!" She shouted a little to cheery for Adrian's liking. He screamed.
"NO! MOM! WHY?!" He yelled.
"You guys are going to have to learn to love each other within these next 8 years!" She replied.
"I agree with your mother." Sasuke put in hoping to get on her good side. Adrian glared and went to go get changed.
About a half an hour later he walked out the door on his way to school. He noticed Hikari not far away and ran to catch up with her before the raging hormonal fan girls came.
"Oi Hikari!" He called. She turned around and smiled.
"Ohayo Adrian." She greeted. They walked slowly together for a few minutes in silence.
"So did my Mom call you?" He asked. She nodded.
"I'm coming at 6 right?" She replied. He nodded.
"Yeah. My parents say we, 'Have to learn to love each other within these next 7 years.'" He answered. She smiled.
"Or maybe even shorter. Like if one of our family members gets sick, we'll have to do the same thing they did." She said with a sigh. For Adrian that struck a nerve. What if that were to happened next year? Or next month even? It couldn't, would it?
Adrian shook the thought off. He heard the squeals of his fan girls from behind, but then he had an idea. He saw the mob appear and turned around to face them. They were tow feet away and,
"I'm engaged!" He shouted. They all stopped in their tracks and stared. One of them walked to the front,
"Oh yeah? To who then?" She questioned. Adrian cursed under his breath. He would have to tell them.
"To Hikari." He stated. A few fainted while others screamed. Hikari nervously backed behind Adrian.
"It's true!" She yelled. They all glared at her. The same blonde who had asked the questioned started cracking her knuckles.
"Hey Adrian, if she's dead, is she still your fiancé?" She asked. (A/N: Sound familiar? Chapter 1 of SS High!)
"Um no but, no girls! Don't!" He spoke to late. The mob was quickly after the blue haired girl.
The couple ran down the sidewalk towards the school as fast as they could. Soon they were joined by another person. The man had brown hair and green eyes and looked about Adrian's age.
"Oi Adrian!" He greeted. Adrian glanced over and smiled.
"Hey Hikaru." He said in between breaths. They were still running. Soon they were running with their group of friends from IM. Saiya was ranting about how cute Hikari and Adrian's children would look. Adrian was telling Hikaru about the whole incident with his parents last night. Heather was discussing escape routes with Hikari. Peter was making up really stupid jokes that no one laughed at let alone listened to. They were and odd group of people. But aren't we all?
Finally the school bell had rang and Hikari and Adrian got to the safety of their class room. Adrian had known his teacher for his whole life. He was one of his father's close friends from high school. No people, it's not Naruto. Sorry. It's none other than, the troublesome man himself, Shikamaru! He taught math. Adrian took out his seat and took out his lap top. Everyone else did the same as Shikamaru began the lesson.
"Okay class. Today we will be doing the troublesome math thing of dividing pie by the square root of 1 million 279 in base 3 while multiplying it by the amount of time it takes a train leaving at Boston at 9 am to arrive in Houston while traveling 95 miles per hour and square it in base 7." He said in one breath. The class groaned and began typing up the equation and getting out scratch paper.
About 5 minutes later an IM window opened up. It was an IM from Hikaru. It read, 'R u 2 really engaged?' Adrian sighed and typed a reply as 'yes.' Little did he know, the whole class was in on the same conversation. The whole class shot out of their seats and gasped.
"But you're only 13!"
"Why can't it be me Adrian-kun!"
"I'm gonna kill that bitch!"
"No fair! Adrian-kun is mine!"
"No! He's MINE!
"Mine!"
"Aw. I can't believe Hikari-chan is taken!"
"No!!!!!" They were all heard through out the class room. Shikamaru sighed and thought it would be to troublesome to shut them up. So he fell asleep on his desk.
Meanwhile… At The Uchiha Household…
"Sasuke! We're gonna be late!" Sakura yelled while grabbing her purse.
"But I don't wanna go!" Sasuke yelled from the upstairs bathroom.
"Come on Sasuke-kun! Why don't you want to go?" She asked.
"Because… because… I can't tell you or you'll laugh!" He cried. Sakura walked up the stair case and stood in front of the bathroom door.
"Come on Honey! You can trust me!" She said. She heard a muffled sniffle from the other side of the door.
"His name is scary!" He whimpered. Sakura, being the adult in this situation was holding back the laughter.
"Come on Sasuke-kun! Once we finish this, the kids won't be home for a few hours!" She said trying to get on the bright side of things.
"And you're point?" He whined.
"We can make up for last night." She said seductively.
"So you changed your mind?" Sasuke said in an exited tone.
"Yes." She answered. Sasuke swung open the door.
"Come on Sakura! We're gonna be late!"
At Dr.Daiki's office….
"Hello Sakura, Sasuke. I'm Dr.Daiki." A man with a bald head and a grey goatee introduced himself. Sasuke thought his name was scary, hell! This man was scary! His eyes were a reddish brown and he didn't have eyebrows. Sasuke's eyebrow twitched as he shook the man's hand. He sat down at his desk and folded his hands. Sakura and Sasuke were sitting across from him in two black leather chairs.
"Okay. We're just going to start off with a few simple questions so I know who I'm dealing with." He said calmly and grabbed his clip board. "Okay, first off. How would you describe you sex life?" He asked. Sakura shot out of the chair.
"Don't you think that's a little personally?" She growled. Sasuke just sat there and glared at the doctor. Feeling that he was not worth his words and breath.
"If we don't do this Mrs.Uchiha, I'll have to ask you to go into detail." The bald man threatened. A vein popped out of Sakura's head and she sat back in her chair.
"Fine. Give me a background." She said and folded her arms.
"Like, is it rough or passionate?" He replied. Sakura reddened, Sasuke just looked away.
"I can't answer that. Ask Sasuke." Sakura demanded. Dr.Daiki nodded.
"So Sasuke…?" He started.
"Rough." He answered quickly and turned red. Dr.Daiki wrote down something on his clip board and looked at the couple again.
"Okay. Sakura. How many times a day?" He asked. Sakura's eye brow twitched as she looked at the doctor.
"And why does this matter?" She asked.
"They're routine questions." He replied. Sakura looked down and blushed.
"Maybe… err… twice a day…?" She answered. Dr.Daiki stood up.
"How the hell do you walk woman? And you're a model?" He shouted. Sakura blinked a few times while Sasuke looked at him with a 'wtf a dancing tomato?' look. And so the questions continued and Sasuke's want to punch the guy increased. But finally, after 45 minutes of doom, the session was over. The couple walked out to their car. Well, at least Sakura did. Sasuke ran and kept telling Sakura to hurry up. He hadn't forgotten about what she had told him.
Sasuke pulled the car into the garage and hopped out. Sakura came out slowly and calmly and took her time. To brush off the seat, to get the rocks out of her shoe, to dump off the car mat, to clean the bugs of the wind shield. Sasuke was growing very, very impatient. Finally Sakura finished and they entered the house. She didn't get any farther than the kitchen table had Sasuke attacked her.
At Adrian's School…
Adrian sat at his desk typing IM's to Hikaru and Hikari. Then he got a feeling in his stomach.
"For some reason, I feel like I don't want to eat dinner at my table anymore." He whispered to himself getting a mental image of his parents that would be burned into his mind forever. Finally a few hours and classes later, the bell rang signaling the end of school. Adrian rushed out quickly trying to avoid his fan girls and just people who would be asking about the engagement.
He arrived home to see his parents on the couch watching TV.
"Hikari's gonna be over in 2 hours." Sakura said calmly still keeping her eyes on the TV as she laid her head on Sasuke's leg.
"I know." Adrian replied and walked off into his room. Soon Adriana came prancing through the door with her teddy bear. She was humming until she stopped in front of her parents.
"Hey Mommy? Can I go over to Misiki's and play?" She asked. Misiki is Ino and Shikamaru's brunette haired blue eyed daughter. She is in class with Adriana and Al. Sakura nodded.
"But be back by 6 for dinner." She said. Adriana nodded and skipped out the door. The Nara's only lived 2 houses down, so it was convenient.
Sakura sighed dreamily and snuggled her head into Sasuke leg as she laid down on the couch.
"I love you." She said with a smile and looked up at her husband. Sasuke smiled back and caressed his hand threw her hair.
"I love you too." He replied. (A/N: Aw! Cute little fluff moment!)
The hours passed quickly, and before Adrian knew it, it was 6 o'clock. He sighed as he eyed himself in the bathroom mirror. He was wearing a dark navy blue polo and denim baggy jeans. This is what he considered formal. The doorbell rang and Adrian raced down the two cases of stairs to answer it. He swung open the door to reveal his blue haired fiancé. His jaw dropped when he saw her. Hikari was wearing a black skirt and a black halter top and flip flops. It was nothing fancy, but she looked beautiful in it. He stuttered when he first spoke.
"U-u-uh, err, come in!" He finally invited her in. She smiled brightly and stepped in.
"Whoa." She gasped when she came in. "This really is the biggest house in the world." She cooed. Adrian smiled at her expression. Their moment was interrupted with a high pitched squeal from Sakura.
She ran down the stairs towards the door and hugged Hikari.
"Oh dear you look beautiful!" She yelled. Hikari blushed slightly, both from being flattered and loss of air. Finally Sakura let go and smiled at the girl. "Adrian! Go show you fiancé around the house!" She ordered. Both of the teens turned a faint shade of red at the sentence structure. Adrian grabbed Hikari's hand and led her up the stairs.
"Come on." He said in monotone. She squeaked as she was pulled up the large case.
They came to the ball room which is where Sasuke and Sakura would always host the New Years party or the kid's birthday parties. Adrian pushed open the doors easily and led Hikari in. She gasped.
"It's beautiful!" She gaped. Adrian smiled.
"Yeah." He agreed. His gaze was focused on Hikari's face. "Sure is." He added, not meaning the ball room. (A/N: Awww! melts) Adrian unconsciously moved closer to his, err, fiancé. She was still focused on the ball room structure. Hikari met his gaze with her beautiful blue pearl eyes. They locked for a moment. She moved closer, as did Adrian. Before they knew it, their faces were inches apart. Adrian closed his eyes and moved in for the kill. Their lips met, finally, but only for a short second. Adrian heard a gasp from behind them. His eyes saw Adriana who had dropped her teddy bear and was gaping at the site.
"Mom! Adrian's kissing a girl!" She yelled
TBC….
A/N:
So there you go! I'm so sorry it took me so long to update! Therefore I repaid you with a pretty long Chappie. And ask me if there's something you didn't get. I'll explain it. PLZ review and tell me what you think! No flames, but constructive criticism is appreciated.
Preview:
"Mom! Adrian's kissing a girl!"
"Dammit Adriana!"
"ADRIAN! YOU KILLED PUKA!"
"It was an accident!"
"Sakura! Put the butcher knife away!"
"Adrian! You are gonna die!"
"Can I help in anyway?"
"Just let her rant."
"Mom! I'll need that ifyou ever want me to have children!!!"
"No sex for a week."
"Ha ha! Adrian's getting his ass whooped!"
"What did you just say Adriana?"