Lost! Kawaii Pink Neko

Summary: Crap! Sakura yelled in her mind as she stared at the paper. 'Lost! My Cat, Haruno Sakura, Is Lost. She is pink and has green eyes. If you find her please return it to Uchiha Sasuke, Hyuuga Neji, Sai, Gaara, Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Itachi, and Uzumaki Naruto.'

Disclaimer: Read the first chapter.

Notes: Thank you ALL REVIEWERS! I am honered to get 42 reviews in one chapter. This...sniff...Is the happiest moment of my life! Oh,and does anybody watch the Andy Milonakis show?

Ralph: Okay, Truth or Dare?

Andy: Truth.

Ralph: What do you like better, french fries or onion rings?

Andy: Uh...French fries.

Ralph: HAHA! You like french fries! Ahahahahahaha!

Andy: What?...What's wrong about me liking french fries? Sniff...sob...I HATE THIS GAME! WAHHH!

Ralph: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Chapter Two: Cats and Dogs

The group walked to a shop in Konoha named, "Petco."

"What're we doing here?" Naruto asked, tilting his head and crossing his arms.

"We're going to get Sakura some supplies, dope." Sasuke said as he grabbed Sakura from Sai's arms. Sakura purred.

"Ne, Sasuke-kun! I don't want cat food! I want sushi, sashimi...Mmm...Salmon..." Sakura ranted on and on as she snuggled into Sasuke's chest. Sasuke smirked as he felt a large aura of jealousy coming from everyone. As they stepped on the pat in front of the door, the doors slid open.

"WOW! How'd that happen!" Naruto asked excitedly. "Is their a ghost or somethin'?"

Neji shook his head and sighed. "It's called technology, idiot."

When they entered, the store was huge! It had huge aisles that had big signs on top of them, from Birds to Cats, from Dogs to Fish, and from Turtles to Amphibians.

Naruto's jaw dropped.

"Come on. We have to go to the Cats aisle." Neji said as he motioned the group to follow. Sasuke rolled his eyes and followed.

They approached the Cat aisle Naruto's jaw dropped down to hell.

Sizle.

"HOT! Ow...My jaw..." Naruto said as he held his burning jaw that touched the flames of hell. "Now I REALLY want to send Sasuke-teme to hell..."

"Let's see you try, dobe." Sasuke said. He sighed as he let the eager Sakura go browse the aisle. She first jumped into a fancy, velvet bed. She snuggled into it.

"Meow...This feels sooooo good..." Sakura said as she nuzzled into the bed. Sasuke kneeled down and stroked her fur. She blushed.

"Haruno, you don't really need a bed..." Neji stated, going through the aisle and occasionally picking up a thing or two.

"But it feels so GOOD!" Sakura purred as she nuzzled deeper into the bed. The last sentence she said sent shivers down their spines. Damn hormones. Sasuke picked the pink cat up and put her on his shoulder.

"Come. You can sleep in my bed." Sasuke said, secretly knowing that he had made a perverted remark. Sakura blushed and climbed onto his head.

"Sasuke-kun...I just noticed this, but..." Sakura said as she made herself comfortable in his hair. Yes, she's that small.

"What, Sakura?" Sasuke asked, avoiding the glares he earned from the other males as he looked at the cat food.

"Your hair looks like their's a dead bird on your head..." Sakura said, wincing.

Their was a pregnant silence until...

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Naruto burst out laughing, falling onto his rear. "Oh, oh god. AHAHAHAHAHAHA! M-my...My cheek bones hurt! Oh..." He said, gasping as the tears fell out of his eyes.

Neji twitched. He held his blank face on. But it looked like he was really trying his hardest to hold in his laugh.

Kakashi snickered, putting the book on his face to hide it.

Sai...Was, well Sai. He just...Smiled...I guess...

Sasuke twitched, ready to pummel any one who laughed, and resisted to laugh. Sasuke had a crooked smile.

"Oh...Really?" Sasuke said as a vein popped onto his forehead.

"Meow." Sakura said as she almost got ready to sleep.

"Sakura-chyaan..." Naruto purred as he grinned foxy-ly. Sakura's eyes opened and looked at Naruto. He was holding a stick that had a feather attached to it. Sakura meowed in joy. She jumped onto Sasuke's shoulder and than onto the floor and ran to Naruto.

"Meow! Meow! This is soo much fun!" Sakura said as she tried to catch the feather between her paws. "Darn it, come here you darn feather!" Sakura meowed in frustration as she laid on her back and tried to catch the feather.

The group was at the cash register, buying these things:

Toys (A Yarn Ball, A Feather, a mouse, a ball, and a doll)

Cat Food

Fish Products (Salmon)

A Collar

A Ribbon (Blue, Black, Orange, and White)

A Pillow

Suddenly, Team Kurenai walked through the door.

"U-uh...Kiba-kun...What did we need to buy A-Akamaru again?" Hinata asked as she used her Byakugen to look for the item.

"We need to buy Akamaru...Dog food and some new toys." Kiba said as he looked at the tiny piece of paper.

"Hn. Make this quick." Shino said as he put his hands in his pockets.

"Ah! Kiba! Hinata!" Naruto shouted as he waved to them. Sakura, who was in his arms, quickly woke up and was taken by Sasuke.

"A-Ah! Naruto-k-kun!" Hinatacried as she smiled and waved back.

"Naruto!" Kiba replied as he ran over to the blonde. He stared at the pink cat that was asleep in Sasuke's arms. "Whoa, who's that pink cat."

"Meow?" Sakura faked a meow as she looked at Sasuke, telling him to put her down. He slowly put her down. Akamaru jumped off of Kiba's head and sniffed the cat.

"Woof!" Akamaru barked.

"Normally, I'd hate cats but..." Kiba continued as he scratched his nose, "This one is the cutest one I've seen so far!"

Suddenly he felt the whole male group's aura darken.

"Woof!" Akamaru barked as he nudged Kiba.

"What? That's crazy, Akamaru." Kiba said as he laughed and put his hand behind his head.

"What? What? What did he say?" Naruto asked curiously.

"He said that that cat is Sakura. That's crazy!" Kiba said as he laughed even harder. "Sakura would be prettier if she was a dog!"

Sakura started hissing. She jumped onto Kiba's face and started scratching him. "So I'm not pretty, huh! HUH!" The boys smirked, knowing that they didn't have to do anything to the dog boy. But their smirks slowly disappeared when Kiba grabbed Sakura.

"Why, you damn..." Kiba paused and squinted his eyes at the cat. Sakura's eyebrow twitched.

"Wow...Pink hair, green eyes...Sakura? Haruno Sakura?" Kiba said as his face showed shock. Kakashi took his Icha Icha Paradise and repeatedly slapped himself on the forehead.

"Uh, well...We...Gotta go now, so BYE!" Naruto said, grabbing Sakura and running out the door.

Naruto huffed, sighing as his instincts told him he was out of the Inuzuka's range. He didn't care if the others were going to catch up or not. Kiba was one of his rivals and if he found out Sakura was a cat, he might switch from Dog lover to Cat lover.

"U-uh...Naruto-kun?" Hinata said as she rushed to catch up to him. "I-Is their something wr-wrong?" She said as she twiddled with her fingers.

"A-ah...Nothing, Hinata!" Naruto said as he scratched the back of his head, grinning.

"U-uh...Is it true that...Sa-Sakura-chan...I-is that ca-cat?" Hinata said as she pointed at the pink cat.

"Yes." Naruto said as he grinned, stroking Sakura's fur. Sakura sighed in content, not having the energy to hiss and him.

Hinata looked down on the ground. "U-uhm...N-Naruto-kun?" Hinata said as sheturned red, sweating.

"Yes, Hinata?" Naruto said, completely oblivious. Sakura quietly watched.

'Oh, is she going to confess?' Sakura thought excitedly as she grinned a Cat Chesire grin.

"I...I...L-Lo...Love...Y-You." Hinata said. Naruto smile faded. Looking down on the floor. Sakura's eyes widened and she looked at Naruto.

'Oh no...What if...He doesn't-!'

Author's Note: Please review, thank you! I'm sorry, but this story is a one sided HinaNaru. But don't worry, Hinata has someone, or someones, to go to. ;)