Lost! Kawaii Pink Neko! Chapter 4: The Bed, a naruto fanfic

Lost! Kawaii Pink Neko!

Author Note: Thank you so much for the reviews. Apparently, I would reply to all your reviews, but that would take over. So let's just skip to the story.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

Claimer: I own the plot. Take it and I will go to drastic measures to make you disappear.

Chapter Four:

The Bed

"I want to go back to normal!!" The pink neko wailed as she curled up into a ball.

Ino smiled sadly. "You know Tsunade-sama would've changed you back to normal if she knew how."

"…" She sniffed. "I know."

Ino grinned. "Now go and find your boyfriends and have some fun."

Sakura gave an unsure nod and jumped off the table. Ino opened the door and the neko quickly ran out of the door.

"Aha!" The neko flinched as she felt two arms wrap around her tiny body. "Caught you!"

This scene seemed so nostalgic. Except that cat wasn't pink. And their was a bow on it. And it kept running away. It was a mission. Their FIRST mission.

Inari also did the same mission.

Pretty funny since that was also our first mission.

How…nostalgic.

The blonde fifteen year grinned.

"Oi, Sasuke-teme!! I caught Sakura-chan!" He said while holding the pink cat that was desperately trying to get out of his grip.

With a poof, the rest of the group that was assigned to take care of Sakura had appeared.

"Ne, ne, don't run off like that again." Naruto wailed as he started to shake the fragile pink cat and hug her to death.

"N-Naruto….Can't….Breathe-" She gasped for air when the blonde refused to let go.

BONK!

"OW! What the hell, teme! What was that for?!" Naruto cursed as he glared at his teammate.

"For being a dobe."

"I know you are, but what am I?"

"You're a nerd."

"I know you are, but what am I?"

"You're an idiot."

"I know you are, but what am I?"

They had started to say it in unison….

"I know YOU are, but what am I?"

"An idiot." Sasuke finished adding another bruise to Naruto's collection.

"OW. Damn you, Sasuke-teme-"

"Oi." Neji said as he glared at the two men. "Fighting isn't the number one priority right now. It's Sa-" He gave a weird look as he saw Sai throwing the pink haired cat up in the air.

"Who's an ugly cat? You are!"

"I think I'm going to be sick…" Sakura started to squeal when she saw he was throwing her higher. "Did you guys ever know I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS!" She started to cough.

Naruto suddenly looked like all is year supply of ramen was eaten….Again. "Sai!! Put her down!"

Sai looked at Naruto's way, a fake smile plastered on his face. "What, dickless wonder?"

"JUST PUT SAKURA-CHAN DOWN!"

The black haired ninja just raised an eyebrow and put the pink cat down. The minute she was set down, she ran into the alley way.

Naruto, who was ready to run after her, was stopped by Neji's arm. If Naruto went any further, he would've gotten severely hurt on his neck and head. Why? Well, he'd run right into the arm which would put the bruise on his neck. That would 'cause him to stop in his tracks and fall backwards on his head. Simple, no?

"She's not running away." The Hyuuga prodigy said, his eyes closed. He was in 'I-know-it-all' mode.

Naruto raised an eyebrow. "Eh?"

"Just give her time."

COUGH.

GACK.

COUGH.

BLEEEEEGH.

WAKA LAKA-

Wait. That's not part of the script. Uh…Keep reading.

Sakura wobbled out from the alleyway.

"Ugh." She put a paw on her face. "Hairball."

All flinched. Naruto shuddered. Sasuke put a hand on his forehead. Neji just closed his eyes and pretended to not hear what she had said. Kakashi just raised an eyebrow. Sai…Well, said looked as clueless as ever and his mouth was in the shape of an o.

The fifteen year old just walked over to Sakura and picked her up. He put the kitten on his shoulder and walked of.

"Oi, Sasuke-teme! Where the hell are you going?" Naruto called out. The Uchiha turned around.

"We're bringing her to her house."

"Why her house?" Neji asked as he crossed his arms.

"Yes, it would be a big problem if her parents found out." Kakashi explained as he put his favorite book in his pocket.

"How long do we have to figure out her antidote?" Naruto asked. He started to count his fingers.

"The longest is probably a year or more." Sai estimated as he rubbed his chin. The Hyuuga sighed.

Kakashi turned and started to walk the opposite direction.

"Eh? Kakashi-sensei, where are you going?" The blonde asked as he looked between his teammate and his teacher.

"I'm going to have a talk with Tsunade-sama." The sensei replied as he put his right hand up. "I'll tell her to inform Sakura's parents that she went on a year long mission."

Naruto faltered. "Ah. Okay…"

Their was a silence.

"What do we do now?" Naruto asked he got ready to pull his hair out.

"Zzzzz…Mew…."

Naruto, Neji, Sai, and Sasuke turned to the sleeping cat.

"Okay. First we need to find out who where we're going to sleep." Sasuke said.

"What do you mean 'we'?" Naruto said as he snorted and gave a grin. "Sakura's going to sleep over only one of our houses." Meaning MINE. His grin grew wider.

"Well, baka, we need to all be there to guard her secret." Sasuke said as he crossed his arms.

"Hn." Sai and Neji agreed silently.

"Okay…So who's house is bigger?"

Neji and Sasuke glared at each other.

"Mine is." They both said in unison. They started to growl at each other.

"Erm." The kitsune boy started to sweat. "Why don't we take turns?"

"We go to mine first." They both said again in unison. They growled at each other.

"MINE!"

"Shhh." Naruto shushed them as he pointed to the sleeping Sakura.

….

"Mine." They whispered to each other harshly. The blonde sweat dropped.

"Why don't we go to Neji's first?"

Sasuke glared daggers at his teammate. It was his 'I hate you' look. In other words, Naruto had to stay far from the Uchiha right now.

The raven haired boy just sighed and walked ahead of the group.

"Eh? Sasuke-teme? Where are you going now?" Naruto yelled as he waved his arms. Sasuke didn't bother to turn this time.

"To the Hyuugas. What else to you expect?" He replied as he snorted.

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"Hey Neji…"

"Yes, Naruto?"

"What are the sleeping arrangements?"

"I didn't even think you'd know what arrangements meant, dobe."

"Shut it, Sasuke-teme."

"Well, we have some special guests over. I had to give up my room, too."

"Don't tell me we're all sleeping in the same room, Hyuuga."

"Would you rather sleep outside, Uchiha?"

"Yes."

"You two! Urusai! Sakura-chan's sleeping."

"Just now you were louder than those two put together, dickless wonder."

"SAI-"

"Dobe, BE QUIET."

"Ugh…."

All turned to the pink cat. She didn't wake up cause she wanted to. She was disturbed.

The four fifteen year olds inched away from her.

"UH…Sakura-chan, we have to go do a few stuff so we'll come for you later!" Naruto said nervously as they all ran out of the room.

As Neji closed the screen door, he sighed.

"We have no choice but to sleep in the same room." He explained as he rubbed his head.

"We need someone to sleep with Sakura-chan!" Naruto said. He jabbed his thumb to his chest. "And that will be me!"

"I don't think so, dickless wonder."

"Yeah, dobe."

"So who is she going to sleep with?" The blonde said as he crossed his arms.

"…"

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SIGH.

Sasuke was on Sakura's right side, Sai next to him. Naruto on the left side, Neji next to him.

"Do we have to sleep like this?!" Naruto whined.

"I don't want to be next to the guy that saw Naruto's part…" Sasuke mumbled.

"…" Neji stayed silent.

Sai just chose to glare at Sasuke.

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An owl's hoot echoed throughout the night and the full moon shined brightly.

Naruto's leg was entangled with Sakura's and his hand in Neji's face. Wait a second. Sakura's leg?

She awoke.

"I need to use the bath…" Her eyes widened. "…room?" She looked at her hands that were once paws.

She was in a room with four men. 100 percent Naked. Her choice of words? None.

She screamed.

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What does this cliffhanger remind you of? It's also the cliffhanger of another story that I haven't update for 2 years I think. w

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