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Sup world, now I kno I don't hav ten coments, :P. but I did get a cookie, ty to a max ride is ausome, or something aong those lines. An ty to soup farie, the first person to add to faves, an to luV4hao-sama, being the second. Ty to all three for commenting. on with the drama. Now where did I leave off………… o yea, deidara kissed haiate. O dear god wat was I thinkin!!! YAY COOKIE o yea, that's wat I was thinkin.

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HUH?!?!?! WAT THE HELL!!!! Haiate's eyes widened. Pulling back she ran into sasori's room, grabbed her sword (which yes has been there all along) and ran back out to beat the living shit out of deidara. And becuz of her speed, even with an injury, it only took her three seconds to do so.

Runing out of the room, she saw not deidara, but sasori running for his life. With deidara closely behind.

"THAT WAS NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!" deidara threw five bombs at sasori.

"CANT U TAKE A JOK-" BOOOOOM

Sasori went flying!!!!

Take ajoke? Wat is that's supposed to- o god, sasori was contoling deidara with his chakra strings. Haiate ran after sasori when she heard a snicker, running around the corner she found the entire akatsuki (minus sasori and deidara, leader and konan (blue haried lady, correct me if I am rong) laughing their heads off. None of them saw haiate, well tobi did.

"o no, uh guys…." Tobi ran away, while everyone turned around to find a very, very very very very very very very very very (this goes on for another two years) pissed twelve year old with a five foot long sword. Adding the fact that the twelve year old also was as fast as the speed of light, well I wldn't want to be in that sittuation.

"RUN!!!!" everybody scattered, but it didn't slow hiate down.

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"YOW!!!!! Owowowowowow, stoooooooooooooooop that hurts."

"shut up tobi" haiate wen t right back to sewing on tobi's left hand. Itachi, who was icing two black eyes looked up an said, "if it wasn't for the fact that I cant move my legs… u would be sooooo dead."

Sasori walked into the room. He was missing both of his arms( seeing how he is puppet, its okay) and one eye.

"we need more airfreshener, and zetsu is having another seizure. God deidara, wat did u do to him?"

"I introduced him to weed killer, yeah."

"and can I have my arms back?"

"no, its haiate's turn to use them" deidara pulled sasori's arms from underneath his feet, cuz he was using them as a footstoole (sp), and tossed them over to haiate. She grabbed them and wonderd wat she cld do. Itachi was asleep on the couch, so she figured she wld target him.

"is there in curry in here?" she said, looking in the fridge (I am guessing their in the kitchen)"nvm, I found it." Haiate took out the curry and using sasori's arms, she positioned it over itachi, so if he sat up, the bowl wld fall on his head.

"do u really think u shld b doin that?" said hidan. "you know wat the leader wld do wen he finds out wat happened."

"yes, I do. And I don't need advice from a guy who cant even see his own hand."

"I cant help the fact that my body is in the closet, wich I am guessing must be barricaded cuz it cant get out. And someone turn off the stupid fan, I am getting dizzy!" in her violente rage of voilence, haiate had cut off hidans head, thinkin that he wld die, but hidan bein the imortal bastard that he is, well that didn't happen, so now his body was in the closet, and his head was hanging on the ceiling fan (the naruto world has ceiling fans? O.o) wich was turned on.

"besides, the leader and konan arent supposed to be back until another three days." But haiate turned of the fan anyways, I guess she had a soft spot for people who are only heads.

"okay tobi ur done."

"but u did hal o my hand."

" well u seem like u shld be ab-" the door opened cutting off her setence. Leader and konan were back, three days early. Haiate new she, deidara, sasori were all going to die a slow and painul death, seeing the mess was their fualts. But she didn't really like sasori at the moment in time (author has no clue why) so she grabbed deidara by the collar of his cloak ad pulled him out of the room, and past the leader and konan before they even new they were there.

Outside, deidara and haiate listened to wat was happening….

"DID NOBODY HERE WAT I SAID?!?!?!"

" huh wa- AAHHH CURRY IN MY EYES"

" AAAAAAHHHH RAINING HEADS"

"SOME ONE HAND ME BODY"

"ITACHI GIVE ME MY ARMS!"

"ALL OF U ARE GOING TO DIE! KONAN IT'S A DISEMBODIED HEAD THAT CAN TALK, GET OVER IT!!"

Deidara and haiate were roflmao –ing

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I LIKE MY COOKIE I LLIKE MY COOKIE I LIKE MY COO- ZOMG, BAD COOKIE, BAD COOKIE, HOW DARE U EAT THE CAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DON'T EAT ME

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