The Akatsuki's day off
Chapter 1:
"Hey, Deirdara-san, do you know if will are going to ride in a bus? Because I love buses!" Tobi jumped up and down. Unluckily for Itachi, Tobi accidentally slammed his arm into Itachi's head…
"Tobi…" Itachi growled menacingly.
"I AM SO SORRY ITACHI!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!" Tobi quickly bent his head low and started bowing down to Itachi. Deirdara just shook his head in annoyance and Itachi… well Itachi just smirked at the idiot.
Just then Kisame came running in, "Hey guys, hurry up! We are about to leave! Get on the bus!" The 4 hurried off onto the buses…
"Let's sing a song everyone!" Tobi screamed in excitement. Everyone just groaned in reply… Trust them; you didn't want to hear Tobi sing. For one, he was a horrible singer and for two, Tobi sang the most annoying songs in the world…
"Now, who lives in a pineapple under a sea? AKATSUKI! Who-"
"Tobi. Don't. Sing. SPONGEBOB." Itachi hissed at Tobi, enhancing the word spongebob. Don't ask. The Akatsuki all, except Tobi, hated Spongebob… They had their reasons…
"Ok… Hm… wait- I know what to do for fun!" Tobi jumped into Deirdara's seat.
"Deirdara-sama?" Tobi asked.
"Yes?" He replied.
"HI!" Tobi yelled loudly into his ear, almost breaking his ear drums. The blondie just grumbled…
Crap… I don't want to have to go the carnival with these guys… Especially not Tobi!
"Hey, Itachi, do you want to play cards?" Soon Kisame and Itachi went into a big game of War.
"Kisame, I declare war!" Itachi declared. Itachi looked at his hand and saw an ace.
"YES! I BEAT YOU THIS TIME, KISAME!" Itachi screamed. Everyone just stared at him like he had declared that he wasn't wearing underwear… Of course unluckily for Itachi, he had very poor eyesight… and to what looked like an ace to him, really was a 2…
"Itachi… You need to stop using your mangenkyo sharingan… and you need to stop eating so much cake before we go on trips…" Kisame sighed. Even though Itachi was strong and serious looking, he would sometimes act a little bit wacky…
While this was going on, in the back was Zetsu listening to his 'music'…
Music: Plants are an important part of our ecosystem. Without them no one would live to this day. Plants provide us with the sun's energy and oxygen.
In middle Hidan and Kakuza where fighting as always…
"Kakuza, you must join the ritual… join the ritual…" Hidan sounded very zombie like today…
"Get away from me you freak!" Kakuza cried in shock.
Itachi and Kisame, after fighting over there war game, finally decided to do something more fun… like give each other manicures.
"Omg! Like, Kisame, like, can I please, like, borrow that, like, Vera bradly petal pink nail polish, like, from you? It is like so like cute!" Itachi screamed like a little fan girl, causing the whole bus to go quiet… (AN: I don't know if they have petal pink nail polish so I might just be making this up)
"What?!?!? I mean a girl's gotta love those Vera bradlys!" Itachi giggled, causing everyone to go even more silent…
After a while, the leader, finally speaking, broke the silence.
"10 more minutes until we are there! Get ready." He grumbled.
"WOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE ARE GOING TO HAVE SOOOO MUCH FUN, DEIRDARA-SAMA!!!!!!!!!" Tobi gave Deirdara a big bear hug.
"Tobi…Can't…breath!" Deirdara choked.
"Sorry, Deirdara-sama! Here let me give you some of my first aid kit pow-" Deirdara cut him off. No one, and I mean no one, ever wanted to hear of that thing again… The last time Tobi gave them so of that from a sickness going around, the rest of the members were unconscious for a week straight…
"Hey, we are here! Hurry up and get your stuff!" The leader cried. The Akatsuki had finally made it to the carnival. They all begin to grab the stuff and walk off the bus… Let's hope this year they don't destroy everything…