The Akatsuki's Day Off
Chapter 2
"YOSH! WE'RE HERE!!!! WE'RE HERE!!!!!" Tobi was just about his hand on the carnival rail when he felt a unsheathed paw slap him.
"AHHH!" He cried and started running in circles.
"MEOW!!!!" The cat hissed towards the masked fellow and ran off.
"He… he scares me mommy!" Tobi clung to Deidara.
"Baka! I'm not your mommy!" He shook Tobi off towards the cat.
"Not. Good." Tobi said with a blank face as he was thrown towards the cannibal kitty.
"Hey Itachi, Tobi finally got what he wanted! A cat!" Kisame cracked up.
"Don't remind me…." Itachi growled.
-Flashback-
"I WANT A KITTY!!!!!! WHY DIDN'T SANTA GIVE ME A KITTY?????" Tobi yelled like a baby.
"Tobi… SHUT UP!" The sharingan user, who was dressed as the jolly old Santa then, popped a pacifier in the masked man's mouth. Tobi just spit the wet pacifier back out in Itachi's face.
"I will get you back… you just wait and see…" The Uchiha glared at Tobi.
"But Santa loves all the good children! And I'm a good boy!" Tobi said innocently. That was the end of that…
-Flashback over-
"I've been looking for one of these for ages!" Hidan yelled to the heavens as he had came across a small fluff of cotton candy.
"Excuse me sir, but you'll have to pay 4.00 for the candy." The candy counter man told him.
"WHAT???? WHAT DO YOU MEAN 4.00??? I WON'T TAKE THIS!!!" Hidan screamed and swung his sword at the man.
LE BOOM! In a flash the man was on the floor dead and Hidan was happily licking away at his cotton candy.
"Hidan… What did I tell you about killing people for charging you?" The leader impatiently tapped his foot."
"Sorry Mr. Leader…" Hidan whispered.
"I'll let it slide this time but remember the rules! I most always help you kill if we are all together on an occasion like this!" The ruler cried.
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"Well ello their Mr.… Excuse me but what is your name sir?" Zetsu bent down to a small fern.
"I'm terribly sorry but I must chat later! Ta ta for now, my planty friend!" Zetsu waved good bye to the fern and ran off to the group.
"Akatsuki's members listen!" The leader cried.
No one heard him. Only a little girl who looked towards his direction in awe.
"What do you want little squirt?" He madly said to the little one.
"Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!!! That guy is mean!!!" She pointed towards the leader.
"Psh… What can a mommy do to me?" The leader grinned.
"WHERE YOU TEASING MY CHILD YOU BEAST?" A huge, fat bearded mother came charging at the leader…
"RUN!!!" He screamed like a little girl and ran like a coward.
5 minutes later
"Now that that is over with I must divide you into groups! Tobi and Deidara, Itachi and Kisame, and Hidan and Kakuza. I will be with the Konan and Zetsu can do whatever he wants. Now off you go!" He cried as the pairs went off… This might just be the beginning of the end for this poor, unfortunate carnival…