The Akatsuki's Day Off
Chapter 3
"DEIRDARA-SAMA!!!!!!" Tobi hugged his master as they were heading towards the rides. It creeped everyone out…
One guy went up to the pair and asked, "Dude, are you guys gay?"
Let's just say that that poor guy was never to be seen again…
"Tobi... Where are you taking me?" Deidara asked as Tobi lead them.
"RIDES, RIDES, RIDES!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tobi replied gleefully. Deidara looked as scared as a chased chicken.
"No… Tobi… please… not… the… RIDES!" Deidara begged for mercy.
"YES RIDES!" Tobi evilly grinned as he buckled himself and Deidara into a huge roller cart ride.
"RIDE, RIDE, RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tobi yelled with enough strength to burst everyone's eardrums out of there ears.
Five minutes had passed.
Nothing had started…
Tobi looked like a man eating beast at that time… He looked insanely mad…
"Excuse me sir." The masked Akatsuki member put on a sweet, polite face.
"Yes?" A chubby mechanic came up to Tobi.
"When will the ride start?" He asked even more sweetly this time.
"In about… seven more minutes son." The mechanic replied.
"Seven…more…. Minutes……?" Tobi twitched. Then he twitched twice in a row.
Twitch, twitch
Oh crap.
"WHAT THE HECK??????????????????????????? SEVEN MINUTES???????????????? ARE YOU CRAZY???????????????????? WHAT KIND OF RIDE IS THIS???????????????? THIS IS THE MOST STUPIDEST, HORRIBLE, MOST CRUDDY RIDE IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tobi yelled in the man's ear. That poor man… That poor, poor, poor man…
BOOM!
"Deidara let's go to a new ride!" Tobi laughed happily, as if he didn't just bomb the ride…
Deidara just stared at his partner terrified…
"C'mon slow poke! I'll race you to the next ride!" Tobi giggled at his blonde partner.
As he walked to catch up, Deidara asked himself, over, and over, and over, and over…
What the heck?????
"HURRY UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tobi yelled loud enough for the whole carnival to hear.
"Fine…un" Deidara stopped behind Tobi as they stared at the next ride.
"Yessssssssssssssssssssssssss" Tobi slid the word out of his mouth like a snake. Before the pair, was a gigantic, metal bar attached to poles with seats on the top side.
"Nooooooooooooooooo..." Deidara whispered meekly.
The ride was devastating. It would slowly take you up into the air, then would start to randomly swivel from side to side and would spin around. It was the worst ride they had ever seen in their life…
It was so scary and horrible that there was a counting of 31 deaths from the ride.
"C'mon Deidara…" Tobi growled evilly, and completed the sentence with a maniacal laugh.
"MWUAHAHAHA!"
"Mommy… he's scary…" A little girl whispered to her mommy nearby.
"BE QUIET FOOL!" He spat right in the poor little girl's ear.
He was so menacing that she fell flat on the ground, fainted.
Tobi just shrugged and walked towards the ticket line…
Boy would this be fun…