Twisted Chapter Two
Edward- I couldnt believe Bella and Jacob were in MY house,MY room doin the nasty, and now she drinks all my chocolate milk ! What a bitch !...
Jacob-Bella is amazing..as am I winkwink ..but that bloodsucker..i know bella loves me..
Bella- I'm starting to have feelings..for..Leah Clearwater..stronger than friendship, hwo will I tell Edward ?
Alice- I was laying next to Jasper and then it hit me(not wat yu think !god..lol) I dont have feelings for Jasper anymore..I think i'm in love with..Bella
Jacob- I answered the phone and heard Bella's voice. " JAKE JAKE !" she screamed. I thought Edward had hurt her but then she said I love..and then i got hopeful but then one STUPID word was said.." LEAH !"
Alice- I knew Bella was going to leave Edward, but i couldnt help tell him it didnt go to well..
Edward- I was actually relieved to be able to tell Bella that i didnt "like" Jacob..I was in love with him ! We're the PERFECT couple ! He could warm me when i'm colder than usual..I could cool him down after he's done with Sam and the others...
Bella- Damn that Edward ! I knew he loved Jacob. Like that day when we were all in the tent, he wasnt JEALOUS of Jake, he was jealous of ME ! wow ! I'm actually involved with Leah now...I hope it works out for Edward and Jake...
Jacob- Wow that girl was pretty !Her name was Carly, I think i've imprinted on her! Well..i'm dating her so too bad for Edward !
Carly- Jacob is the best ! I mean why would she pass a macho man like Jacob ? GOD ! I'll just have to look out for Edward...that hottie ! NO WAIT ! No! bad carly I love Jacob...AHH CRAPP !
Bella-I dont like that "Carly" girl ! she's taking my Jacob ! well...he WAS my jacob..now LEAH is mine..
Alice-I told Bella about my feelings for her and now I'm CRUSHED ! I tried to go back to Jasper..but he had a GIRLFRIEND ALREADY ! Sometimes I wonder why I waited for him in that disguisting diner...NEVER again !
Jasper- Wow ! Haley is the BEST girlfriend i have EVER had..this time I met her in our meadow! Sometimes I wonder..how do i do it ?..jeeze !
Haley- Jasper is a GREAT "lover" ! Sometimes I just..ugh ! I think Alice is making a HUGE mistake by going fo rBella..I hear bad things about that Bella...
Jacob- I saw another girl in the woods on the river bank. She said her name was Nikole. I left Carly and went with Nikole. I deffanetly INprinted her winkwink
Carly- I was just sitting there, crying on a tree branch, and then a REALLY hot guy came and told me that I was beautiful. I asked why he was so sad and he said it was because...
Edward- JACOB DENYED ME ! I thought I loved him, but now I;m in love with that beautiful girl in the tree !
bella- I WANT MY EDWARD BACK ! I hope hes not taken...
Jasper- Out of no where the volturi showed p and they RAPED haley ! then they robbed me and Haley decided to leave with the volturi because if she didnt do so..i'd be slaughtered. she saved me ! D
Haley- I will NEVER forget that sexy beast..well onto another series..RUPERT GRINT HERE I COME !Carly- We were sitting on a bridge when Bella showed up
Bella-" Edward!, oh baby I made a HUGE mistake ! IM SORRY PLEASE TAKE ME BACK !" I asked as i ran up to him..
Carly- Bella didnt know this but Edward had "changed" me 4 days ago and her scent was driving me crazy ! ..good thing it was 2:30 am !
Bella-" HEY ! GET OFF HIM YU HOOKER !" I screamed
Edward- I so much wanted to kill the bitch myself but i just couldnt hold Carly back...
Bella- " Me and Leah are over because of YOU!" points at edward " ITS ALL YUR FAULT !" I screamed at him
Carly-" DONT POINT AT MY MAN !" I got into position..
Edward- nods yes "GO FOR IT !"
Carly- I killed bella with no problem at all D
Alice-"Jasper! oh come back to me please ?!" i asked him hopeing to get somewhere with him..
Jasper-"oh...okay" I said annoyed
Carly-" now we're bella free!"
Edward-" yes, we are..good job babe !"
Emmet- I, Emmet am not gay. however..Rosalie,uhmm,has turned herself...into a..boy..
AT JACOB'S HOUSE
Jacob- I love yu Nikole ! 3kisses forehead
Nikole-I love yu too moves closer to kiss jacob
BACK AT THE CULLENS..
Jasper-"damnit Alcie wait till later !
Carly-" Edward..shower..D
Edward-" meet yu there in 2 mins" winkwink
Alice-" awwwe ! my pony died ! starts crying
Jasper-" oh shut up about the stupid pony!"
NIKOLE AND JACOB SHOW UP AND EDWARD LETS THEM IN...
Nikoe- gasps to break silence " SEXY TIME ?!"
Alice- " OKAY !" D
Jasper-"sure.."
Emmet- " ABSO-FREAKING-LUETLY !"
Jacob-" can I join ?"
Jasper-" NO!"
Nikole-" yes !" getting mad
Jasper- NO EFFING WAY MAN !"
Nikole- " Jasper..unless yu want to be NUTLESS, jacob is joining " smiles
Jasper-snarls " FINE!"
Emmet-" Edward and Carly are doin it in the shower, Rosalie left me for a horse and everyone else are back to normal..at least i think so..
Carly-" EDWARD STOP POKING ME !"
Edward- " ohh sorry! " hehe