A/N I don't own anything.

Still Sunday June 11th

Bus Back to Civilization

Thank God the trip is over. I may have had an allergic reaction to so much "nature" and would have had to be rushed to the hospital. And everyone would be sad

5 Minutes later

Except Dave who ignoravoused me for the rest of the night. Because he's a prat. He shouldn't be upset. If anyone can be upset it is me. He told me he loved me. He snogged me. What am I going to do? I know Masimo is my one and only but I can't deny it anymore. I really like Dave the Laugh. A lot. Which is unacceptable. He has a girlfriend. I have a boyfriend. We will for now and forever more be just friends.

1 minute later

But he did say he would finish with Emma for me. And that is sweet. I practically had to force Robbie, and Masimo to break up with Wet Lindsey.

2 minutes later

Oh the confusosity.

12:35 p.m.

Civilization. I wonder if I should tell Radio Jas about the Dave the Laugh fandango. Probably not as she is called Radio Jas. Next thing I know Masim will fin out all the way in Italy. That's how big a gob that girl has.

12:52 p.m.

Lovely home. Lovely afternoon. No wilderness in sight. Begging of summer term. Mutti, Vati and Libby are all gone Life is beautiful.

In the Loo

Lovely indoor plumbing.

2:02 p.m.

Ah a nice hot shower and some Jammy Dadgers are just what I needed. Now for a bit of telly.

2:15p.m.

God this is boring.

Phone

Ringing Jas.

"Jas?"

"Yes."

"Can I come over. I need to talk to you."

"No just tell me now."

"I can't. I need to come over."

"Well Gee Tom and I are going to go on a ramble soon and..."

"You know Jas you might just go live in the wilderness with badgers because I need you and you are being useless."

"Georgia what is so important?"

"More Dave the Laugh trouble."

"I'll make some snacks."

On the Way to Jas's

What was I thinking? I can't tell Jas. It will just lead to another telling off. Never mind I can deal with a telling off. I need my bestie.

In Jas's Roo

"Jas, I snogged him again. And he told me he loved me. And that he'd finish with Emma. I should consider getting a flat on the rack of love because I'm there so much."

"Gee. I can't believe you! Of all the inconsiderate stupid things..."

"Jas, stop yelling at me. I know I've done badly. I don't need a telling off. I need advice."

"Well this keeps happening. And I don't think you'd let it happen unless you liked Dave. So honestly and truly as your best friend I think you should finish with Masimo and just go out with Dave. It'll save a lot of confusosity."

"I guess your right Jas. I'll finish with Masimo when he gets back."

My Room

Well my mind is made up. Jas is right. If I really like Masimo I wouldn't be doing this to him. And if I really didn't like Dave then this wouldn't keep happening.

5 Minutes Later

I really need to call Dave and tell him.

On the Phone

Riiiinnngggg

"Hello?"

"May I speak to Dave?"

"Sure here he is."

"Hello."

"Dave it's Georgia. I need to talk to you."

"Sure Sex Kitty. We'll have coffee. I'll meet you at Luigi's in half an hour."

"Okay see you then."

Oh my God only half an hour to get ready. My hair looks like a dead animal that is having a rest on my head. And to apply make up. Dave really should give me more notice.

5:30 p.m.

Okay I'm outside Luigi's , my hair is in n attractive bun (or atleast that's what I like to think) and I can see Dave. But if I go in it's really over between me and Masimo. Can I do it? Will I do it?

In Luigi's

"Hey Dave."

"Hey Georgia. Um I didn't just ask you to come because you need t say something. I need to say something too."

"Okay but please let me say what I am going to say because if I don't do it now I might chicken out. Dave as soon as Masimo comes back I'll finish with him. I'd do it sooner but over the phone is just mean. So I can go out with you if you want."

"Of coarse Sex Kitty. To tell the truth I've loved you since we started going out. You're not like the other girl's. Your insane and I love it."

"Then he snogged me right then and there. For everyone to see. I really do love him.

"Dave," I said as I broke our kiss.

"Yes?"

"What were you going to say?"

"I was going to tell you that we weren't being fair to Masimo and Emma and that if we didn't dump them then it might not be good for us to be friends. But it doesn't matter. Your mine now."

A/N I know it's kind of cheesy but it'll get better. Anyway R+R and all that good stuff. Also I'm looking for a Beta. As you can tell I'm not top in grammar and I need some help. So if your interested let me know. Ex-ohhh iheartyou424