A/N I don't own anything. Louise Rennison does. I'm just an obsessed fan

p.s. Still looking for a Beta

Monday June 13th

My Room

11:35 a.m.

Just woke up. Girls with two boyfriends really need to have rest while they can get it. (Teehee)Rosie is having a party on Friday to celebrate My Happiness/The Start Of Summer. Must start on my beauty regimen.

My Beauty Regimen

Face Mask

Bubble Bath

Exfoliation

Shaving

Figure out what to do about those icky brown hairs above my upper lip. If I don't do something soon I'll look like Miss. Stamp

My fringe is looking quite drab. I think I might do something about that. I bet I could do it myself. Save M&V a few quid.

In The Bathroom

There isn't much to this haircutting thing. It looks quite good I think. I think I may become i beautition. I'd be all rich and famous for my great fringe cutting Libby is pretending to cut my hair with her play scissors. It's quite cute.

1 minute later

Those scissors weren't play scissors. She was pretending to cut the back of my hair but then she decided to take it in to her own hands. Now I have a very large chunk out of my hair. I have to have it fixed or I'll look like a twit. But it's going o be very short. Very very short by the look of it.

Downstairs

"Mum, look what Libby did." I held up the piece of hair for her to see.

"So? It's just a bit of hair off the poodles next door. She does it all the time."

"Mum! This isn't a little bit. It surely isn't little. Also it isn't off one of the Prat Poodles. It is my hair. MY HAIR. See the back of my head. Yes that is where the hair would be if Libby hadn't CUT IT OFF!!!"

Mum went reddish and then started yelling.

"LIBERTY ANN NICOLSON. GET DOWN HERE NOW!!!!"

"Yesh Mumsie." Libby knows she's in trouble now. Mum never uses middle names unless we're really in trouble.

"Did you cut Georgia's hair."

"Yesh. It look very better now. I lobe you Mumsie."

"That won't work Libbs. Go to your room NOW."

My Room

Libby sulked off, called me a bad boy then went to her room. To make up for it mum made me an appointment at Madame Fredrica's which is one of the posher salons in town. She told the secreitary the emergency and they made an appointment for Friday. That's not soon but it'll have to do. At least my hair will look fabbity fab for Rosie's party. Right now it's a bit on the scary banana's side. It looks all normally from the front and insane in the back. Alas life goes on.

Wednesday June 15th

My Room

12:03 p.m.

I haven't been able to go out for shame. I would wear a hat but they're so naff. Maybe JazzySpazzy would come over for some tea.

On The Phone

"Jas?"

"Georgia?"

"Yes."

"Well what do you want. My dad's been mad because you've only been on the phone with you evry five minutes for the last day and a half discussing your ruined hair."

"Well come over and see it then. We can have tea and what not."

"Oh yay! It will be like a trip to the funfair and seeing the freaks. Chunk of Hair Missing Girl. I can see it now."

"Jas?"

"What."

"Shut up and come over."

"Yes Sir!"

Hmph. Jas shouldn't be making fun of me in my time of need.. I wonder how I shoulde tell Madame F. to do my hair. It's got to be short or I'll look like a twit. Maybe I should look through Mum's Cosmo to give me ideas.

With Jas Looking Through Cosmo

"That one is quite stylish."

"Jas if the look I'm going for is prat that would be it."

"Georgia this is the eighth hairstyle you've said you don't like. Your Mutti and Vati are paying a ton of quid just to make up for it. So just let Madame F. cut your hair how she likes. She won't make it look bad."

"I guess you're right Jazzy Spazzy."

Friday June 17th

10:30 a.m.

Finally my days of hiding are over. Madame F. will just cut my hair and I'll look like a fabbity fab model. I could get large sunglasses, paint my nails black and I'll look just like Kate Moss. Without the blonde hair. Or the looking like her part

11:00 a.m.

Madame F.'s

Ew this lady's accent is disgustingly Hamburger-ese. She's look at me in a funny way. Maybe because I stuffed all my hair into my school beret So I look like a French transvestite.

"Heyyy-loooww. Myy nammmee is Geraldene. Howw can I hellllp youuuu tooooodaaaaay."

"Howdy! Er I have an appointment for Madame Fredrica for 11 o'clock. Georgia Nicolson.

"Welllll then follow meee Georg-ia. We'll get youuurrrr haaaiiirrrr fixed up reallll niace."

Sitting in a Chair.

Woah is that Madame F? She looks about 20.

"Well hellloo darling. What have we here? Oh dear what hppened?"

So I told her all the gory details.

"Oh I have a little sister myself. We'll have you fixed up in no time."

11:45 a.m.

Oh my. I can't believe how stylish I look with short hair. Sort of like an Audrey Hephburn meets Posh Spice. It feels weird though not having longish hair any more. But it is quite a bit cooler I must say.. I think I'll pop over to Jas's to show her my new haircut.

Jas's Room

"Georgia it looks fabby, goergy, with a hint of marvy thrown in there."

"Really Jhas?"

"Really. Masimo is going to eat his heart out."

Masimo...I haven't even thought about what I'm going to say to Masimo when he gets back. Sorry love, I cheated on you but no hard feelings.

"Jas I forogt to tell you. I'm finished with Masimo. I'm with Dave now."

"What? You forgot. What on this bloody earth could make you forget that. I'm guessing you also forgot he's coming back next week?"

Oh bloody hell. I did forget. Well I will just put it out of mind until tomorrow. Nothing can ruin my night.

"Jas I was so preoccupied with my hair I did forget. Tomorrow we've got to figure out what to do aobut Masimo."

'Well why not now?"

"Because I'm not letting anything ruin my night with Dave."

Rosie's Party

I'm having the best time. Dave said hye loves my new do. Everyone else does too. And the bet part is when I told him why I got it cut he didn't stare at me like I was crazy. He just laughed. Not the laughing at me sort of way. The laughing with you sort of way. There's been tip top dancing, tons of snogging, and a rehersal for Sven and Rosie's marriage in a million years time.

10 minutes later

Dave I mean my boyfriend is a quite cool dancer. Oh wait he's coming over here

"Sex Kitty let's go upstairs I've got something to show you."

Aw h's holding out his hand. Well let's just see what he's got to show me.