Notes: Here's the next chapter. Enjoy.


Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

Rule 3:

"Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not 'an extra credit project for Herbology'."


It was nearing the end of the second term, towards the end of April, and the weather was as bonny and bright as it could get in April in north Scotland.

It was on this day, that Melissa Jackson, a small Slytherin fourth year, and Lea Holden, a Gryffindor of the same year, were seen sneaking down to a small, hidden patch of the grounds behind the greenhouses for the first time.

They were observed doing the same thing several times each day for a time after that, each time looking around shiftily and sneaking from shadow to shadow, as if scared they would be caught.

Quite surprisingly, despite all House rivalries, this dynamic duo was steadfast friends, going through thick and thin- and several hundreds of detentions in the process- together.

Anyway, back to the important things.

So, one day about a week into May, with exams coming up, the duo of troublemakers was to be seen sneaking once more to their little patch of ground that they had hijacked. This time, when they returned, they were both carrying opaque plastic bags stuffed under their robes.

This was to be their extra credit project for Herbology, as both of them were somehow managing to sadly fail one of their easiest classes.

The next day in Herbology…

The class of Gryffindors and Slytherins was huddled around in the sun, waiting for Professor Sprout to call them into the greenhouses. Soon, she did, and they entered reluctantly into the hot, gloomy greenness of greenhouse number three.

Before Professor Sprout could start the lesson, she found two very over-excited students standing before her. It was Lea and Melissa. Warning bells started pealing loudly and shrilly in her mind.

The two girls gave twin innocent grins and held out a clear plastic bag each to her. Sprout was almost afraid to find out what was in the bag.

"Here Professor, we thought we'd do a special extra credit project for you- you know, seeing as we're failing and all."

Professor Sprout was almost impressed- almost, that is, until she peered into each of the bags and realised what the girls had grown.

"I suppose you two think this is funny, don't you?" she asked them coldly, carefully resealing the bags and stowing them in her pocket. "Detention, both of you."

"But- but-"

"Don't make me make that a week, you two…" She glared at them threateningly, and the two fell silent.

Thinking that the danger was averted, Professor Sprout saw fit to continue with the lesson she had planned. However, she was so caught up in averting the danger one Gryffindor boy managed to cause by accidentally feeding a plant the wrong fertiliser that she didn't notice Lea sneak up behind her, or sneak back to her tray with two clear plastic bags carefully hidden under her robes.

Whilst Professor Sprout's attention was elsewhere, Lea and Mel slyly went around the class, offering everyone the choice between hallucinogenic mushrooms and marijuana. By the end of the class, everyone was high.

The month long detentions each of the girls got sure were worth the amusement of seeing the effects of magic use when the class was high on drugs.


Well, that's that. My final chappy for today is coming soon, and then I'm off to type more. Please review.

Cya x.