I'm sorry! School's started and my Mum's restricted the internet. It's horrible! 'Sobs'
Gaara: …Dragon-Chan doesn't own anything but the plot and the boots Haruno wears in last chapter.
Dragon: They're wonderful boots!Thanking to all my loyal reviewers that don't have a list this time though…. Now who forgot that the Finale hasn't been done yet? It won't be done until 7 songs from now.
Just bit of advice go onto Youtube and play the song while you're reading the lyrics.
Pairings:
NejiTen
NaruHina
SasuSaku
ShikaIno
Along with one-sided female OC's to said Shinobi.
Song lyrics
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The stage was dark. A light showed Tsunade.
"This is the last song before intermission. So enjoy it!" she poofed out.
Everywhere was black but they could see shapes moving out on the stage. Naruto leaned over to Neji.
"Can you see anything with your Byakugan?"
Neji and the others looked surprised that he had thought of that.
Neji frowned as he activated his kekkai genkai.
"Nothing but shapes," Neji confirmed but then paused, "Why does one of them have wings?"
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Ooh ribbon." Tenten said. The girls sweatdropped. Tenten had her hair back in her buns. She was wearing a skintight boob-toob, dress that stopped just above mid-thigh, slippers. On her back were small blue wings and bird tail on her ass. The whole costume was powder blue with the exception of the animal features. Around her neck was a ribbon in the shape of a choker. Tenten went to where she was supposed to go which was in front of the stage where a large, long and (though you couldn't see it) blue ribbon that ended a foot of the floor. Tenten was slowly climbing up it to, well, very high up.
Ino had her long hair into a French braid. She had a yellow, halter-neck one-piece. The bottom part was shorts. Around her neck was a yellow ribbon choker. Her fingerless gloves were a kind of monkey-fur that went with the matching footwear and the monkey tail and ears.
Sakura had her long like it was in the academy without the red ribbon. She had a purple boob-toob bra-like thing and a pair of very short shorts. Long purple boots and leather gloves along with a grey wolf's tail and big wolf ears. She too had the ribbon-choker in purple.
Hinata was the most complex of them all. She had a one-piece, boob-toob, green leotard that had 'spikes' of fabric at the waist that pointed straight down. The back two spikes were longer than the two front ones. One her head were two white antennae that went to the bottom of her ears. She had the ribbon choker as well except green. Long green boots and long gloves adorned her limbs. They all had bell sleeves (like the kind medieval princesses used to wear only it's just the bell parts) in there own colour.
"Ready?"
"Ready."
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The stage was black until the music started in the centre of the stage where everyone could see was…
A GIANT swing that was...
Swinging… with a person standing on it.
Seriously.
Standing on the swing was Ino.
No Scrubs – TLC
Ino
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
And is also known as a buster
Always talkin' about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass
Here she turned and slapped her ass.
Shikamaru flushed because boys did not blush they flush. There's a difference.
(Hinata Sakura and Tenten in brackets)
So (no)
I don't want your number (no)
I don't want to give you mine and (no)
I don't want to meet you nowhere (no)
I don't want none of your time and (no)
The other lights turned on and the boys and girls stared in shock.
Tenten was spinning around on her ribbon over the audience while singing. Neji clenched his fists and glared when he saw fan boys trying to look up Tentens dress.
Hinata was inside a giant bubble with, from what they could see, no way out. Naruto eyed her legs without looking like he was.
Sakura was inside a thin, vertical cage that lit up.
Jiraiya drooled.
"Is Sakura in a cage? And what's with the wolf ears?" Sasuke wondered, though he had to admit she did look beautiful – where had that come from?
Chorus:
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
Sakura
But a scrub is checkin' me
But his game is kinda weak
And I know that he cannot approach me
Cuz I'm lookin' like class and he's lookin' like trash
Can't get wit' no deadbeat ass
Sakura turned and slapped her ass just like Ino did.
Unfortunately at that moment Lee woke up.
"SAKURA-SAN, MY LOVE WHAT AILS YOU TO DO THIS? FLAUNTING YOUR PASSION OF -"
Poor, poor Lee. He seems to be getting knocked out by Sasuke a lot isn't he?
So (no)
I don't want your number (no)
I don't want to give you mine and (no)
I don't want to meet you nowhere (no)
I don't want none of your time (no)
Chorus
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me (x2)
Tenten
If you don't have a car and you're walking
Oh yes son I'm talking to you
"How can she sing while doing that?" Mia asked in wonder, staring as Tenten passed by them, spinning on her ribbon.
Tenten winked at Neji who had a pink tint to his cheeks.
If you live at home wit' your momma
Oh yes son I'm talking to you (baby)
If you have a shorty but you don't show love
Oh yes son I'm talking to you
Wanna get with me with no money
"Oh my god, she just wants you guys for your money." Mika said in fake shock and concern.
"I'm an orphan with no noble background," Naruto pointed out, 'yeah, right(1)', "so that isn't true – for me at least."
Oh no I don't want no (oh)
No scrub
No scrub (no, no) -Tenten
No scrub (no, no, no, no, no)
No scrub (no, no)
No
Hinata - rap
See, if you can't spatially expand my horizon
Then that leaves you in a class with scrubs never risin'
I don't find it surprisin' If you don't have the g's
To please me and bounce from here to the coast of overseas
Twitch.
"Is she rapping?"
"GO, ONEE-CHAN!"
So, let me give you somethin' to think about
Inundate your mind with intentions to turn you out
Can't forget the focus on the picture in front of me
You as clear as DVD on digital TV screen
Satisfy my appetite with something spectacular
Shake your vernacular And then I get back to ya
With diamond like precision
Insatiable is what I envision
Can't detect acquisition
From your friend's expedition
Mr. Big Willy if you really wanna know
Ask Chilli, could I be a silly ho
Not really, T-Boz and all my senoritas
Is steppin' on your Filas
But you don't hear me though
When the chorus started people stared in shock. Under Ino swing the ground started cracking and spikes of earth shot up.
Inside Hinata's bubble water came from the bottom where Hinata's feet were and seemed to be controlled by Hinata's hand movements.
Sakura's the lights in the cage turned into fire that she too controlled.
Tenten's Soshouryou smoky dragon's appeared as the ribbon disappeared. Tenten wings fluttered as she danced on the writhing dragons.
Chorus
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me (x2)
After that the bubble disappeared; the cage of fire and the dragons disappeared; Ino walked backstage with the others following as the stage turned black and people began to file out to get food and such.
"Let's go see them at backstage." Said Naruto perkily. Naruto stopped and turned around when no-one followed him.
Naruto blinked. "What?"
"You-" Kiba started.
"-Just-" Chouji continued.
"-Said-" Lee also continued.
"-Something-" Kurenai continued.
"-smart." Finished Kakashi, looking bewildered.
Jiraiya and the three frowned. They knew Naruto wore a mask. It started to come down during the Chuunin exams showing itself to Sasuke in the forest of death. Jiraiya: while training him. Shikamaru was smart enough to notice in academy. Neji saw a glimpse of the true Naruto during the fight in the exams. But Kakashi was his teacher why didn't he notice?
"C'MON!" Naruto said loudly at the door.
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(1) I am a firm believer that Kazama, Arashi (Yondaime) is Naruto's father, so there!
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