I'm sorry! School's started and The Assignments. 'Sobs'
Gaara: …Dragon-Chan doesn't own anything but the plot. She got the idea for the costumes from last chapter from the movie Chicago rated M.
Dragon: I went to Christina Aguilera's concert!
Gaara: Shut. Up.
Just bit of advice go onto Youtube and play the song while you're reading the lyrics.
Pairings:
NejiTen
NaruHina
SasuSaku
ShikaIno
Along with one-sided female OC's to said Shinobi.
Song lyrics
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Lee groaned as the others made their way towards him.
"Wha' 'appened?"
"Nothing, except the girls, Anko and Kurenai are going to do a song together." Asuma said vaguely as they sat down.
Lee opened his mouth as if to reply but was cut off by music. They all looked at the stage.
They blinked near the back of the stage were six bars like in prisons. And the background was a bloody red. The giant screen on the back wall was also a bloody red and you couldn't distinguish it from the wall.
Pop
"Pop?" Kakashi said in confusion.
Six.
Blink. Blink.
Squish.
Neji frowned, the voices seemed familiar…. Than he almost hit himself. Of course they were familiar! They were Tenten and the others.
Uh Uh.
Cicero.
"What's a Cicero?" Asuma asked, "Is it a cigar?"
Everyone in hearing range, sweatdropped.
Lipschitz
"What is a Lipschitz?" Yumi asked.
Tsunade appeared on the screen on the back wall, surrounded by black. You could only see her face and neck.
And now the 6 marry murderesses of the Konoha ANBU jail in their rendition of the Cell Block Tango
Silhouettes had appeared in each prison bar cell as they said their word.
Pop!
Six!
Squish!
Uh Uh
Cicero (smokes puffs)
"I bet that one's Anko-san." Asuma said cockily. Kurenai would never smoke.
Lipschitz!
Pop!
"Anko!" Kakashi cried in shock. Poor Asuma still hasn't realised what this meant did he?
Six!
"Ino?!?" Shikamaru choked on his soft drink. He put it down and decided not to drink, sleep or eat during this concert.
Squish!
"OUR BEAUTIFUL FLOWER IS WAERING LEATHER PANTIES!" cried Lee as he shook Neji, not noticing the tick in his eyebrow, "WHAT –"
He never even saw Sakura and already he was knocked out. Sad isn't it?
At least it's not by Sasuke this time...
Hinata
Uh Uh
"Is she wearing leather?" Naruto, Neji and Hiashi said in unison – though they didn't know it of course. Hanabi cheered for her Onee-Chan, unaware of the commotion she was causing.
Kurenai
Cicero (Smoke puffs)
"Kurenai is smoking!?!" Asuma cigar dropped out of his and lay abandoned on the ground with several others that he had lost that night thanks to this concert.
Sakura
Lipschitz!
"Nothing can shock me anymore." Sasuke said looking at what Sakura was wearing in shock.
Anko
Pop!
Ino
Six!
Tenten
Squish!
Hinata
Uh Uh
Kurenai
Cicero (Smoke puffs)
Sakura
Lipschitz!
Anko
Pop!
Ino
Six!
Tenten
Squish!
Hinata
Uh Uh
Kurenai
Cicero (Smoke puffs)
Sakura
Lipschitz!
ALL
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
Kurenai
I betcha you would have done the same!
A fan boy, which was around Kurenai's age fainted, as she gave the finger to the audience.
Anko
Pop!
Ino
Six!
Tenten
Squish!
Hinata
Uh Uh
Kurenai
Cicero (Smoke puffs)
Sakura
Lipschitz!
Anko
Pop!
Ino
Six!
Tenten
Squish!
Hinata
Uh Uh
Kurenai
Cicero (Smoke puffs)
Sakura
Lipschitz!
A prison bar cell slid down and Anko strutted out.
Anko
You know how people
have these little habits
That get you down.
Kakashi winced thinking of his 'unsavoury' habits.
Like Bernie.
Bernie likes to chew gum.
No, not chew. POP.
So I came home this one day
And I am really irritated, and I'm
looking for a bit of sympathy
and there's Bernie layin'
on the couch, drinkin' a beer
and chewin'. No, not chewin'.
Poppin'. So, I said to him,
I said, "You pop that
gum one more time..."
Anko sighed a small smile playing around the edges of her mouth.
and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots...
Here Anko stopped and took two fingers and slowly pointed to the middle of her forehead and sang-
...into his head.
GIRLS
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
Anko
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
Ino
I met Ezekiel Young from
Sunagakure about two years ago
and he told me he was single
and we hit it off right away.
Shikamaru frowned, unsettled. He tried to reassure himself. It's just a song, anyway why should I be jealous? He sighed knowing the answer to his question.
So, we started living together.
Shikamaru twitched.
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd
fix him a drink, We'd have dinner.
And then I found out,
"Single" he told me?
Single, my ass. Not only
was he married
...oh, no, he had six wives.
Shikamaru's eyes widened. Jiraiya drooled and scribbled fiercely.
One of those Mormons, you know. So that
night, when he came home, I fixed him
his drink as usual.
A small smile playing around the edges of Ino's mouth even as she snarled-
You know, some guys just can't hold
their arsenic.
Shaikamaru's eyes widened as he stared at Ino and Anko dance around the stage. Arsenic is a compound that, when ingested is a very painful poison - like ingesting a type of acid.
Sakura, Anko, Ino
Hah! He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!
Kurenai, Hinata (three times)
Pop, six, squish, uh-uh
Cicero, Lipschitz
Tenten
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
carvin' up the chicken for dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms my husband Wilbur,
Neji glared at Tenten or just what she said but who can tell?
in a jealous rage.
"You been screwin' the milkman,"
he says. He was crazy
and he kept screamin',
"you been screwin the milkman."
'Hope that never happens to me' Neji thought absently.
And then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times..."
'Or that' Neji thought wincing slightly.
ALL
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
Tenten
I betcha you would have done the same!
Hinata
Mit keresek, én itt? Azt mondják,
hogy a híres lakem lefogta a férjemet én meg
lecsaptam a fejét. De nem igaz, én ártatlan
vagyok. Nem tudom miért mondja
Uncle Sam, hogy én tettem. Probáltam
a rendõrségen megmagyarázni de nem értették meg...
"What am I doing here? They say my famous tenant held down my husband and I chopped his head off. But it's not true. I am innocent. I don't know why Uncle Sam says I did it. I tried to explain at the police station but they didn't understand." Naruto translated to the others, eyes fixed on Hinata. He ignored their surprise.
"How do you know that?" Kiba asked in shock.
Tenten
Yeah, but did you do it?
"It's an ancient language called Russian. And how I know is my business." Naruto snapped. Truth was with a centuries old fox in your head since birth you become multi-lingual especially when said fox loves swearing in different languages. Coupled with the villagers it was no wonder he was such a potty-mouth. (1)
Hinata
UH UH, not guilty!
Kurenai walked to the front of the stage. She took her cigarette and put it out with her boot somehow making it look seductive.
Kurenai
My sister, Veronica and
I had this double act
and my husband, Charlie,
travelled around with us.
Asuma twitched.
Now, for the last number in
our act, we did 20 acrobatic tricks
one two three four, five...splits, spread eagles,
back flips, flip flops,
one right after the other.
Well, this one night we were in the hotel Cicero,
the three of us,
boozin' and
Asuma and Kakashi looked at her incredulous.
havin' a few laughs
when we run out of ice.
So I went out to get some.
I come back, open the door
and there's Veronica and
Charlie doing Number Seventeen-
the spread eagle.
On the screen at the back was a picture of a man and a woman. The man was holding the woman around the waist and had his legs spread apart. The woman had each of her arms rapped around the man's legs. Her head was tilted back slightly causing it to become between his legs. Her legs were spread apart and the man's head was in between. Did I forget to mention that the woman was upside-down?
Jiraiya was drooling; scribbling notes down so fast his hands were a blur.
Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing.
A small smile playing around the edges of Kurenai's mouth while her ruby eyes were glowing with some sort of inner light – or madness, it's hard to tell.
It wasn't until later,
when I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead.
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along
I didn't do it
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
Kurenai
They had it coming
GIRLS
They had it coming
Kurenai
They had it coming
GIRLS
They had it coming
Kurenai
They had it coming
GIRLS
They took a flower
Kurenai
All along
GIRLS
In its prime
Kurenai
I didn't do it
GIRLS
And then they used it
Kurenai
But if I'd done it
GIRLS
And they abused it
Kurenai
How could you tell me
That I was wrong?
Sakura
I loved Alvin Lipschitz
more than I can possibly say.
Twitch. Cue Sharingan Glare Of Jealousy. With capitals. Poor Sasuke was falling victim to the Uchiha Mine Complex a lot. A Complex that almost no Uchiha has ever overcome – why do you think Itachi really killed the Uchiha clan?
He was a real artistic guy...
sensitive... a painter.
Sasuke snorted. Sensitive? To say: Katon jutsu's? Sasuke's Sharingan eyes gleamed sadistically.
But he was always trying
to find himself.
Find himself? Sasuke sneered. He'd rather him to go find Shinigami-sama. (2)
He'd go out every night
looking for himself
and on the way
he found Ruth,
Gladys,
Rosemary and Irving.
Again Jiraiya drooled.
I guess you can say we broke
up because of artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive
and I saw him dead.
"You know they all seem to be murderers who like to kill their boyfriends." Mia said.
"I'll feel sorry for whoever ends up with them." Her twin, Mika agreed.
The four boys in front of them all twitched simultaneously.
ALL
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Shikamaru glared at nothing in particular - apart from the fact that he was called that a couple of times.
The girls split into to groups the first went to the front, singing while the second were in the back of the stage.
Sakura, Anko, Ino
They had it comin'
Tenten, Kurenai, Hinata
They had it comin'
Sakura, Anko, Ino
They had it comin'
Tenten, Kurenai, Hinata
They had it comin'
Sakura, Anko, Ino
They had it comin'
Tenten, Kurenai, Hinata
They had it comin'
Sakura, Anko, Ino
All along
Tenten, Kurenai, Hinata
All along
Sakura, Anko, Ino
'Cause if they used us
Tenten, Kurenai, Hinata
'Cause if they used us
Sakura, Anko, Ino
And they abused us
Tenten, Kurenai, Hinata
And they abused us
Sakura, Anko, Ino
How could you tell us
Tenten, Kurenai, Hinata
How could you tell us
Sakura, Anko, Ino
That we were wrong?
Tenten, Kurenai, Hinata
That we were wrong?
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself
To blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
The girls started going behind their bars as they said/sang on last line.
Anko
You pop that gum one more time!
Ino
Single my ass.
Tenten
Ten times!
Hinata
Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe...
Kurenai
Number seventeen-the spread eagle.
Sakura
Artistic differences.
Anko
Pop!
Ino
Six!
Tenten
Squish!
Hinata
Uh Uh
Kurenai
Cicero (lit a cigar and smoke puffed)
Sakura
Lipschitz!
A sound of bars closing locked in place.
"Well," Naruto started. Everyone turned to him. "At least we know not to piss the girls off." He ended solemnly.
Everyone else thought about, winced and agreed rather quickly.
"I wonder who's singing the next song." Chouji wondered
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(1) The fox had to be useful and if you had a fox in your head that swore/talked in different languages you'd know them too.
(2) Shinigami is the/a death god. Basically Sasuke wants whoever took what was 'his' to go to hell.
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Gaara: 'on the phone.' Hi. Why haven't you picked up your loose patient yet?
Dragon-Chan: 'pouted' I'm not that bad!
Gaara: Yes you are.
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