Well well well. here's me writing yaoi. What's the world coming to? Oh well, thought it'd be funnyz .

Neither Ichigo nor Zangetsu is my property fo' sho' ya dig?


Is this wrong?

For a man to love an inanimate object?

But he's not just an inanimate object, is he?

He does have a soul, to an extent.

Though is it just an extension of my soul?

Does this mean... I love myself?

I'm so confused...

But when I think of his luscious hair...

His manly chin...

That amazing torso...

I'm not confused any more.

I know the truth.

I need him.

I crave him.

Whoa! Ichigo! Get a grip of yourself!

Orihime's boobs, quick!

Picture them!

Phew... That's better...

(Zangetsu...)


You like? I found it a funny idea.Well, R&R pleezey cheezey .