Hi-lo! I'm updating quickly aren't I?

Gaara: …Dragon-Chan doesn't own anything but the plot.

Dragon: No more requests for songs maybe later but not now I have too many songs to get through. Gaara-kun can you tell my loyal reviewers what treat I've given them?

Gaara: She has got over 100 reviews so here's the next chapter and the song is again from Chicago by Queen Latifah.

Just bit of advice go onto Youtube and play the song while you're reading the lyrics.

Pairings:

NejiTen

NaruHina

SasuSaku

ShikaIno

Along with one-sided female OC's to said Shinobi.

Song lyrics

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Tsunade appeared on the stage and jaws dropped. Jiraiya drooled. She was wearing a rather tight gold dress that accented her rather large breasts at least that was what Jiraiya thought. A slit ran up to the top of her thigh and she was holding a large red feather fan. She had jewelry all over her large and expensive too.

And now Ladies and Gentlemen
The keeper of the keys
The countess of the clink
The mistress of murderesses row
Matron Mama Tsunade

A woman's voice they recognised as Sakura's rang out. Tsunade started to sing in a seductive voice.

Ask any of the chickies in my pen
They'll tell you I'm the biggest mother hen
I love them all and all of them love me

Tsunade stroked her feather fan. Men who didn't know her real age whistled.
Because the system works the system called reciprocity

Got a little motto
Always sees me through
When you're good to Mama
Mama's good to you

Naturally Jiraiya started to copy down the lyrics and other notes on the blonde in front of him.

There's a lot of favours
I'm prepared to do
You do one for Mama
She'll do one for you

Jiraiya giggled. Shizune fainted.

They say that life is tit for tat
And that's the way I live
So I deserve a lotta tat
For what I've got to give

Jiraiya abandoned his writing to imprint this memory into his mind forever.

"Hokage-sama?" Kasumi said in shock. "That's Hokage-sama?"

Don't you know that this hand
Washes that one too
When you're good to Mama
Mama's good to you

Tsunade started to take out a crimson silk clothe from in-between her breasts.


If you want my gravy
Fezzle my Ragu
Spice it up for Mama
She'll get hot for you

Tsunade rubbed her silk clothe in – ahem - unmentionable places. Jiraiya's eyes were wide in shock never thinking that Tsunade-Chan would do this.

When the pass that basket
Folks contribute to
You put in for Mama
She'll put out for you

Jiraiya stared and stared and stared and stared...

The folks that stop the ladder
Are The ones the world adores
So boost me up my ladder kid
And I'll boost you up yours

And stared and stared. And he was still memorising the song and dance and, most importantly, Tsunade.

Let's all stroke together
Like the Princeton Crew
When you're strokin' Mama
Mama's strokin' you

Jiraiya drooled. Naruto looked disgusted.

"I really don't want to hear that about someone I consider my mother." He deadpanned.

Jiraiya giggled again to the others disgust.


So what's the one conclusion
I can bring this number to?
When you're good to Mama
Mama's good to you

Aww Yeah!

"Please don't let her sing that song when I'm in the vicinity ever again." Naruto in a strangled voice clutching his eyes as if burned.

Jiraiya wondered if he could get a private performance. Than he remembered what Tsunade said before.

"Everyone in this concert is out to get a guy so the songs are for them and them alone…"

But, Jiraiya concluded, I'm the only one near Tsunade-Chan's age-range and she doesn't go for younger men. So is it me?

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NO-ONE TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FINALE IS AND JUST BECAUSE THE TITLE IS KUNOICHI MARMALADE DOSEN'T MEAN THE FINALE IS LADY MARMALADE!!!!!!

Other people Review so I can write 'cause reviews make me happy and you can guess what that means. 'Grins maniacally'

Gaara: 'on the phone.' Hi. When are you picking up your lost patient I rang six chapters ago!

Ja!

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