Hi-lo!

Dragon-Chan: Gaara-kuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnn, guess what you have to saaaaaaaayyyyyyy?

Gaara: …Dragon-Chan doesn't own anything but the plot and the designs for most of the clothes. Stupid psychiatrists always late…

Dragon-Chan with flamethrower: 'sweetly' what was that?

Gaara: 'sweating' Nothing.

Just bit of advice go onto Youtube and play the song while you're reading the lyrics.

Pairings:

NejiTen

NaruHina

SasuSaku

ShikaIno

Along with one-sided female OC's to said Shinobi.

Song lyrics

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Kurenai walked on stage. It was noticeable to Asuma that she was biting her lip; she looked nervous and irritated at the same time. She was wearing very short, black short shorts and fishnet to her ankles. Through the fishnet you could see her pale skin. Her top was the same red as her eyes and had in big, black, block letters the words: IF YOU'RE RICH, I'M SINGLE! In her wavy hair was a single red streak that went from her temple. Suddenly music started and she immediately started singing.

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!

Asuma recovered from his shock.


No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!

'Who?' Asuma thought confusedly.


I could be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret

Kurenai put her finger to her lips in the universal sign, more commonly known, as secret.


Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

Finally Kakashi voiced what Asuma was thinking.

"Kurenai the Ice Queen of Konoha is singing this?"

You're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious

Asuma blushed, praying to all gods and goddesses that exist (and a few that don't) that it was him.


I think about ya all the time
You're so addictive

Asuma's heart sank when he realised Kurenai wasn't looking anywhere near him.


Don't you know what I could do to make you feel alright?
Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious
And Hell Yeah
I'm the motherfucking princess

"Did Kurenai-sensei just swear?" Kiba gawked.


I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right

She's like so whatever
And you could do so much better

'It's definitely not me. I don't have girlfriend so why would she sing this song?' Asuma lit a cigarette gloomily.


I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about!

Kurenai was determinedly not looking at Asuma as much as possible. She was so good at it she hasn't glanced at him since she came onstage.

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

The fan boy that Kurenai subconsciously pointed to (which happened to be the flip side to Asuma's seat) fainted.

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret

Surprisingly Kurenai was having fun – the complete opposite of what Asuma was feeling.


Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

Now if only Asuma would stop trying to hide his – very obvious – affection for Kurenai and kiss her.


I can see the way, I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again

'It was true.' Kurenai mused finally sneaking a glance at Asuma. He was that obvious.


So come over here, tell me what I want to hear

'Or kiss me at least.' Kurenai thought a pink tint on her cheeks.


Better yet make your girlfriend disappear
I don't want to hear you say her name ever again
(And again and again and again!)

Asuma was shocked; the Ice Queen was blushing?

She's like so whatever
And you could do so much better

'No I couldn't.' Asuma thought, looking at Kurenai.


I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about!

Asuma relit his cigar that he had finally noticed that had gone out.

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one

The whole crowd was singing – or yelling the words for the chorus. Those poor ninja with their enhanced hearing – especially Naruto, Kiba and Akamaru.


Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend


Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!

The crowd was going wild! Every time: 'Hey! Hey! You! You!' came on they began pointing fingers at random people and yelling the line really loud.


I want to be your girlfriend

In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
Cause I can, cause I can do it better
There's no other

'At least there're havin' fun.' Asuma said gloomily.


So when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?!

The exact opposite of what he was.

In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
Cause I can, cause I can do it better

'She probably can.' Asuma thought wryly.


There's no other
So when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?!

'Who would turn her down?'


Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!

'I wouldn't - even if she did like me.'


I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

'Which is doubtful.'


Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

'Still...'

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

'I wonder who the lucky bastard is? Maybe he can have an accident?' Asuma smirked deviously.

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

Or just hate in silence so he wouldn't ruin her happiness – not that he'd admit it, even to himself.

No way! No way! Hey! Hey!

"Alright everyone?!?" Kurenai called out.

The audience cheered and stamped their feet.

"Now who'd be disappointed if this concert was nearly over?!?!"

The audience roared in disapproval.

Kurenai laughed, causing shock to those who know her. "It'll be alright. The next and final song of the concert shall begin shortly – I hope you boys have tissues and blood-replenishing pills ready 'cause the Finale is about to begin!"

The crowd cheered as Kurenai walked off-stage. The stage went black within a few moments than a single line caused to cheer loudly especially those that are familiar with the song. The boys had a sinking feeling. They were not familiar with this song.

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EVERYBODY! FINALE IS NEXT!!! 'DOES HAPPY DANCE' I'M EVIL AIN'T I? ME LEFT A CLIFFHANGER!

Thank you reviewers! Other people Review so I can write 'cause reviews make me happy and you can guess what that means. 'Suggestive wink'

Gaara: 'Backs away slowly'

Ja!

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