Hi-lo!

Dragon-Chan: I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY ABOUT THE LACK OF UPDATES I HAD A MAJOR WRITERS BLOCK AND THE TEACHERS AT SCHOOL WERE PILING HOMEWORK ON ME!!!!!! 'SOBS'

Gaara: …Dragon-Chan doesn't own anything but the plot and the designs for most of the clothes. Do you have to be that loud?

Dragon-Chan: YES. YES I DO.

Gaara: 'mumbling' Kill me. Just kill me now.

Just bit of advice go onto Youtube and play the song while you're reading the lyrics.

Pairings:

NejiTen

NaruHina

SasuSaku

ShikaIno

Along with one-sided female OC's to said Shinobi.

Song lyrics

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Ino:

Where's all mah soul sistas, lemme hear ya'll flow sistas

Music started. They could only see outlines of elegant couches. There were stairs in between to of them and they rose up to a blank platform. The guys and teachers (and bitches) all had a sinking feeling.

[All:

Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, flow sista

Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, go sista

A light shined down on the front right couch which turned out to be a blue colour but the person lying on it was what got people in shock.

"What is she wearing?" Hiashi ground out.

It was Hinata wearing THE most prerogative clothes Naruto's ever seen. She was wearing a tight blue corset with a blue feather on her head (Naruto suspected she holding it there with chakra). The tiniest black shorts Neji had ever seen (and considering his fan girls…) with fishnet stockings attached. And she was carrying a riding crop. She had on a lot of makeup (for her) but all it did was make her look like a skilled seductress.

'Shit.' The boys 'coughNaruto,HiashiandNejicough' were freaking out majorly but mentally.

Hinata:

He met Marmalade down in old Moulin Rouge

Struttin' her stuff on the street

She said, "Hello, hey Jo, you wanna give it a go?" Oh! uh huh

All the while she kept dancing with the crop like in the official video!

Those poor, poor boys. Poor Kasumi gawked and fainted somehow she knew she wasn't getting Naruto. But that doesn't mean she won't try.

Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (Hey hey hey)

Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (here)

Mocha Chocalata ya ya (oh yea)

Creole lady Marmalade

"And what language was that?" Shika-kun asked.

Ino:

What What, What what

"French I think; nicknamed 'the language of love." Naruto eyeing the good piece of eye candy. Who knows when an opportunity like this came up again?

[Hinata:

Ooh oh

"The language of love?" Sasuke asked.

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

Voulez vous coucher avec moi?

"What did they say?" Neji asked when Naruto blushed. The bitches leaned forward.

"Basically they're asking if you would go to bed with them this evening." Cue the jaw-dropping and blushes.

[Ino:

Yea, yea, yea, yea

A light shined down on the other front couch revealing a pink colour and the woman on it. Sakura was wearing what looked like a dark silver bikini fishnet stockings and way-too-high high heels. Her hair hung in wavy cascades down her back obviously curled. Her makeup was obvious but like Hinata's just made her even more alluring. She came up to a stool that was covered with a black satin – or was it silk sheet? It didn't matter, Sasuke thought as she began to seductively play with while she sang in a husky voice.

[Sakura:

He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up

Boy drank all that Magnolia wine

On her black satin sheets is where he started to freak yeah

And Sasuke was starting to freak out too as he watched her dance with the sheet causing catcalls to call out. Damn it she wasn't theirs! Aah, the bad thing about the Uchiha Mine Complex or UMC but isn't it great?

Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (da-da-da)

Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (here ohooh yea yeah)

Mocha Choca lata ya ya (yea)

Creole lady Marmalade

"Well now we know why they called their slut group Kunoichi Marmalade now." Yumi said glaring at Sakura which got Sasuke to slowly grind his teeth. Darn it, why couldn't she have those curves?

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir, what what what)

Voulez vous coucher avec moi

This time all the boys blushed slightly. Then Shika gaped at the next person that was lying on a white velvet couch. Ino wore a white bikini with fishnet and most importantly –

"Is that garter?" Shikamaru said in shock.

[Ino:

Yea yea uh

He come through with the money and the garter belts

I let him know we bout that cake straight up the gate uh

We independent women, some mistake us for whores

I'm sayin', why spend mine when I can spend yours

"What?!" Mika screeched. "That Whore!"

Disagree? Well that's you and I'm sorry

Imma keep playing these cats out like Atari

Wear high heel shoes get love from the dudes

4 bad ass chicks from the Moulin Rouge

Hey sistas, soul sistas, betta get that dough sistas

We drink wine with diamonds in the glass

By the case the meaning of expensive taste

If you wanna Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya

Mocha Chocalate-a what?

Creole Lady Marmalade

One more time C'mon now

They all gasped when a red velvet couch was shown up but no-one was on it.

Marmalade... Lady Marmalade... Marmalade...

Tenten had her back to the audience in the middle of the stage even as she sang into the mike. Her waist-length hair was down so that they couldn't yet see her top but they did see thee fishnet; high-heels and black underwear along with two coiled whips. Then she turned around singing her first line revealing a very tight red corset and the makeup not overdone but was very loud if you know what I mean. A couple of guys wolf-whistled causing Neji to twitch.

[Tenten:

Hey Hey Hey!

Touch of her skin feeling silky smooth

Color of cafe au lait alright

Made the savage beast inside roar until he cried,

More-more-more

As she panted the last line she took the two whips from next to her body. And threw them backwards and forwards causing them to snap then she threw one whip so it coiled around Sakura's body and spun her to the opposite side of the stage while Sakura sang.

[Sakura:

Now he's back home doin' 9 to 5

Tenten then did the same to Hinata who was originally on the opposite side to Sakura.

[Hinata:

Livin' a grey flannel life

[Tenten:

But when he turns off to sleep memories creep,

Here, she grabbed Ino with her whip pulled her close to her body and leaned to the mike that Ino was holding to her mouth so they shared the same breathing space causing some men faint from blood loss as they panted into the mike singing -

More-more-more

Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (da daeaea yea)

Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (ooh)

Mocha Choca lata ya ya (yea)

Creole lady Marmalade

They all lined up in front of the stairs dancing in unison.

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)

Voulez vous coucher avec moi (all my sistas yea)

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)

Voulez vous coucher avec moi (C'Mon! uh)

Then a spotlight came on to the top of the stairs revealing Anko and Tsunade Anko wearing a leather mini-skirt and bra with giant snake wrapped around her going in between her across her stomach and threw her breasts wrapping around her neck. Tsunade was wearing a rather revealing belly-dancer outfit with alota jewels

(Okay… Tsunade speaking is this and Anko speaking err singing is this; Sakura; Hinata; Ino; Tenten kay?

Tenten(oh Leaeaa Oh)

Sakura (Lady Marmalade)

Ino(hey Hey! uh uh uh uh...)

Hinata(Oh Oh oooo)

Rot wailer baby...(baby)

Moulin Rouge...(0h)

Anko and Tsunade here...

Then they all got together and sang.

Creole Lady Marmalade Yes-ah...

The stage went black to the audiences (Those that were awake anyhow) applause whistles and cheering; Chattering as they walked out of the theatre.

As the group wondered outside Naruto mused out loud.

"I wonder who Hinata was after…"

Everyone looked up in surprise until Neji asked.

"Didn't she tell you?"

"No…"

"She was after you dobe." Guess who that was.

"Nani? Your kidding."

"No I'm not. I know who each of them were after except Sakura."

"But she's after you; Tenten was after Neji; Baa-Chan was after ero-senin Kurenai-sensei was after Asuma-sensei and that crazy Anko lady was after Kakashi-sensei."

"NANI!!??!!??!!??!?!?!?!?"

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Finally it was revealed! The Finale and who the pairings were (To them of course)

Thank you reviewers! Other people Review so I can write 'cause reviews make me happy and you can guess what that means. 'Suggestive wink'

Gaara: I'm out of here

Dragon-Chan: No your not you have contract!

Gaara: 'Plotting how to kill himself so he doesn't go insane'

Ja!

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