Ukitake waved by to Shunsui and closed the door to his quarters. He breathed in deeply, and then flopped down onto his futon.
The next morning...
"Oi, Shiro-Taichou!" Kaien called, waving to Ukitake.
"Kaien-fukutaichou, please stop addressing me as 'Shiro-taichou'..." Ukitake sighed, and walked with Kaien to the office where paperwork awaited them both.
"But Taichou! It makes work more enjoyable if we're friendly, ya' know?!" Kaien chimed, opening the door for Ukitake and then following him to his desk.
"Kaien-fukutaichou, I do wish you'd start on your paperwork… now." Ukitake stated, already done with the first couple of papers. Sighing lightly and scratching his head, Kaien sat down in his desk chair and started on the pile of paperwork.
"So Taichou… how was last night? You an' Shunsui-taichou…" He taunted, twirling his quill in the ink, Ukitake spat up his tea.
"The fu--?!" Ukitake almost cursed but then realized it and stopped. Immediately, Kaien started wiping it up.
"But I mean seriously Taichou! What the heck happened? Did it get steamy or anythin'?!" Kaien pried; apparently someone had seen the two together. Ukitake curled his hands into fists.
"Who. Told. You. This?" The captain spoke through gritted teeth, Kaien nervously laughed.
"Oh… just another fukutaichou" He smiled weakly, and inched away from the captain, who was fuming.
"Tell Me Shiba." He twitched, he was serious.
"Ise-fukutaichou told me! Gomenasai!" He bowed, and backed up into his desk.
"It's. Fine." He muttered, and wrote 'Ise' on the back of his hand. A few minutes of silence later, Kaien was able to speak to his captain properly.
"Um… well in case you were wondering Miyako and I are good…" Looking up, he saw Ukitake nod. A good sign.
"But last night… it was… like killer…" Ukitake's hand shook slightly, and he thought 'not this again…'
"Kai--" Ukitake started.
"I mean we had like totally mind-blowing sex! It was totally awesome!" Kaien exclaimed, and someone passing the room stumbled upon hearing this. Ukitake thought he was going to hurl. Instead of taking notice of this, Kaien instead chattered on about how mind-blowing their mind-blowing sex was.
"And I mean it lasted really long too! Hey Taichou have you and Shunsui-taichou done anything yet?"
"NO." Ukitake replied, gripping the quill tightly.
"Don't see why not... Miyako and I have sex all the time.." Something crashed to the floor, Ukitake and Kaien looked over to the doorway. Miyako looked like she'd seen a Menos.
"Hey Babe!" She stood there, staring at Kaien with murderous intent.
"Kaien Shiba get out here." Miyako said, and Kaien obeyed. Ukitake sat there, blood draining away from his face with every passing second. 'That can't be good...' A couple minutes passed and Kaien reentered the room, hair a mess with a large red mark on his cheek.
"Damn women are scary... I can see why you chose a guy..."
a/n: Told from third person, I finally got this chapter up... Dx Sorry it's so short though! Please review!