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Fiona was worried as Mike brought Shrek back to the swamp. "What happened to him? I hope he isn't drunk on those rum shots he drinks at the bar." Cameron heard her say.
"Yeah he was drinking them with me. He seemed depressed." Mike said as he watched Fiona put a blanket over Shrek's passed out body and an ice pack on his head. "Why did you do that?" Cameron asked Fiona. "It sort of makes him feel safe when he gets like that. He sometimes just goes to the bar when he's depressed." She answered softly. Cameron then tried some weed rat stew. "What does that taste like?" Mike asked curiously.
"Hey this is awesome! It tastes like chicken. Mike you've got to try this!" she said stuffing the rest of it into Mike's mouth. He then chewed it. "Mmm ogrelicious!" he replied. "Wow! They're adapting to this world better than I thought. I've never seen humans eat swamp food and like it until now. But Charming's been bugging us out of our home. We don't want to leave. This is our home!" Fiona thought sadly as she watched Mike and Cameron excitedly eating swamp food.
Mike saw the sadness in Fiona's eyes. "What's up?" he asked with the rat tail sticking out of his lips. She laughed sadly as he sucked it in. "It's Charming. He wants to… destroy the swamp. He hates us just because he can't rule the kingdom. Does he ever care that to get his way, he hurts innocent people and ogres in the process? He probably doesn't. Will you help us?" she explained. Cameron felt anger build up inside her.
"How dare he do that? He has no heart. Of course we'll help!" she replied angrily. Mike nodded in reply. But that night as they slept on the floor, they began to change physically.
In the morning Cameron was looking at her hands and was worried. They were green and ogre like. She then went to find a mirror. When she looked in it, she saw that she'd became an ogre. She had green skin and trumpet shaped ears but was still skinny. Mike smiled at her as they ate breakfast. Shrek was making pancakes with hot mud sauce. "Cameron? You look cute as an ogre than you do normally. Even I look handsomer than normal." Mike told her as they were waiting for pancakes. "Really? You think so?" she asked him smiling. He nodded in reply.
They then ate. But then they saw hunters burst into the house. Mike heard the triplets cry. A hunter was trying to capture them but Cameron hit him in the head with a frying pan. "Why're you guys doing this? Shrek and Fiona aren't evil! They're good guys!" Mike yelled as he belched fire from his mouth and burnt the hunter's clothes. Fiona laughed at that as they ran off screaming like girls. "Great work you two! For guys who aren't from this world, you're good at taking on hunters." Shrek told them. "Thanks. Charming must've sent them here. He really is evil. I'll help kick his butt and anyone else's that try to hurt us!" Mike replied to him.
But then Cameron felt dizzy and hit the ground. "Is she okay?" Mike asked worriedly. There was an arrow in her arm that had poison on it. "She won't die. We know how to cure it. We need to take the arrow out first, okay?" Fiona told him. Mike watched as they removed the arrow carefully and put a leech on the area to suck off the remaining blood and poison. "Don't worry. She's fine now. Just in a very deep sleep with a fever." Shrek said. Mike watched her sleep. She looked like an ogre angel just sleeping peacefully. After he divorced with his wife Robin, Mike had sort of given up on Love. "I know we had chemistry but maybe it's worth a shot starting again with you." he whispered as he lay beside her. Fiona smiled as she watched them together.
He felt funny looking at Cameron. His heart beat was running like a speeding bullet as he put his lips to hers and kissed. He felt good. "I love you. I hope you do too." he told her softly. He saw her smile in her sleep. "I love you too Mike." she replied in her sleep. But Rapunzel was disgusted by this. Charming had sent her to spy on Shrek and Fiona as well as their new friends. She then went back to him. "Those humans became ogres and they love one another! We can use this to our upper hand and get revenge on Fiona and her husband for what they did to us!" she reported. Charming laughed at that. "Yes it's an excellent idea!" he told her as he found a potion...