Chapter 3
Deidara and Sasori were rounding down to a few trees they liked.
"Deidara, how much were we allowed to spend on a tree?" Sasori asked.
"Ummmmm… I think it was 250 dollars? Or was it 140, hm?" Deidara asked himself
Sasori sighed "Pity, your tree is way past that budget…"
"Okay, danna…" Deidara said, taking a look at the remaining trees.
"…Deidara, why do we have a midget tree in our choices?" Sasori asked upon sighting the 3 foot tree.
"Hunh? Oh, that, I was thinking about that, yeah. Not sure myself…" Deidara said, not paying attention.
Sasori sighed again in annoyance and replaced the midget tree where it was.
" Daaaaaaannaaaaa, I found a tree that smells like oranges, yeah!" Deidara called.
"Deidara, I can't smell, so It doesn't matter" Sasori said.
"Hmmm… six foot tall, 250 dollars… Danna, let's buy this, yeah." Deidara said to Sasori.
"Fine, I just want to get out of here, before you end up freezing to death…" Sasori said, noticing that Deidara was in his usual fishnet shirt.
"Oh, don't worry, Sasori no Danna, My chest mouth keeps me warm…" Deidara said as he paid for the tree.
An odd look crossed Sasori's face as Deidara carried the tree to his black and red SUV.
Itachi and Kisame were decorating the mailbox and windows with fake frost to make it last, since they had a heater, and were also decorating the poles with tinsel.
"Itachi, do you think the others are alright?" Kisame asked.
"I believe so, why?" Itachi asked back, looking up.
"Because, I thought I heard a--- " Kiame was cut off by a loud scream of " YOU FUCKING PRICK!!! I'LL KILL YOU FOR THAT!!! GODDAMMIT!!!"
"…Kisame, watch it, you'll hit the—"Itachi watched helplessly as Kisame touched a live wire he had broken, and was electrocuted.
"…Kisame?" Itachi asked, poking him with a stick
A twitch was all he got from said fish.
"Kisame, wake up, we'd better get inside…" Itachi said, shaking his stiff partner.
No response.
"Oh, god, KAKUZU!!!! HELP!" Itachi yelled out, knowing Kakuzu would probably help…
…for a bit of his paycheck.
Meanwhile, Deidara and Sasori were shopping for ornaments at their favorite store, Arts R' Us.
"Deidara, do you think that this ornament will go with the walls?" Sasori asked.
Deidara looked, and said simply:
"I don't know, just don't get anything too dangerous, Tobi likes to steal, un."
They got twenty packs of those ornaments, and a few blanks to paint and explode.
Zetsu was currently trying to calm Tobi down from the sugar rush that the peppermints caused.
" AAAAAAAGHHHHH!!! ZETSU-SAAAANNNNN, THERE ARE PURPLE ANTS TRYING TO EAT MEEEEEEE!!!"
Zetsu was sure he would lose it.
So, he did the next best thing.
Knock him out.
Zetsu then proceeded to buy the evergreen solution and what not to help house the tree.