1Pairings: Buffy/Sirius, Harry/Ginny, Draco/Dawn, Willow/Severus, Remus?

I'm probably going to change the pairings in the end, cause I'm not very sure of them.

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Chapter 4

"Petunia you look beautiful." said Vernon lovingly.

Harry snorted at Vernon's comment. Aunt Petunia looked like a bloody skinny arse transvestite gone bad.

"Thank you dear. The neighbors will be here shortly. Everything needs to be spotless and neat. We cannot make a bad impression on them, now can we?" Petunia said as she straightened the pillows that were on her couch.

"Dudley my boy, you look very handsome. Harry... HARRY! Why have you not changed your clothing! You have been wearing those attire since this morning, you bloody reek boy!"

"I have nothing else to wear Uncle Vernon. I can't wear the shirt from last night because Hedwig pooped all over it." Harry said.

"I do not care boy! Just because your parents were slobs that does not mean I am going to allow you to be one in my house! I don't care what you wear boy. For all I care you can go fetch one of Petunia's dresses and wear THAT! It will be a heck a lot better than the piece of reeking rubbish you are wearing. Now go!"

Harry went upstairs and walked inside his room. He opened his last drawer and to his surprise he found a shirt. Harry remembered Aunt Petunia had given him this shirt two years ago. It used to belong to Dudley.

"Yes." Harry said.

'But why haven't I worn this shirt before.' Harry thought.

But as he turned the shirt over what he discovered what was in front of it scared the shit out of him and struck his manhood hard. "There is no bloody way I am wearing this shirt! Dear Merlin, Where is Voldemort so, he can end this pathetic so called life of mine!"

"Boy get down here now! The neighbors are about to come."

"Uncle Vernon can just not wear a shirt?" yelled Harry.

"NO!"

"You know Uncle Vernon you don't need to introduce me to the new neighbors. Just ignore me like you have done in the past."

"To my dismay, the neighbors have already seen you. It will be very rude of me to not introduce you, you brat!" yelled Vernon.

Harry stared at the shirt with horror, "Bloody everlasting hell,"

"Hello, I am Petunia Dursley. This is my husband and my son Vernon and Dudley Dursley." said Petunia warmly.

"Hello, I'm Buffy Summers."

"Dawn Summers."

"Willow Rosenberg."

"Xander Harris."

"Faith Morgan."

"And I am Andrew from a far land called America. May the force be with you." Andrew said as he bowed.

The Dursleys stared at him puzzled.

Dawn shot Andrew a cold stare. "I am sorry for my friend. He's not really up to par upstairs. If you get what I'm saying." Dawn said warmly as she pointed at the side if her head. "Not his fault, really. His mother dropped him too many times when he was a baby and his mother stopped breast feeding him at the tender age of fourteen. Hence, the mental problem." she looked at the Dursleys with pity.

"Oh, I am terribly sorry." said Petunia

"So," Vernon said as he clapped his hands together, "Let's all get comfortable in the dinning room shall we?"

The scooby gang entered the dining room and sat.

"Hey, doesn't another boy live here?" asked Xander.

"Yes, yes. His name is Harry Potter. He is my dearest nephew." Petunia said cheerfully.

Petunia walked towards Vernon and whispered in his ear, "Where is that brat!"

"Don't know,"

A few minutes later

Harry walked inside the dinning room. Everyone stopped eating and stared at him wide eyed. Harry was wearing a black shirt that had Britney Spears standing on a rock and in the bottom of the picture it said in VERY big capital white letters "NOT A GIRL, BUT NOT YET A WOMAN."

"Told you he was gay." Xander said loudly.

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