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RAFT tip of the day: When going to a Frat party make sure the boy you're going with has a lower alcohol tolerance then you. That way he cannot take advantage of you.

Team Fuzzy Pink Friendship! Away!!

"Do you heaaar something?" Charlie looked out from her place under the table, smacking her head when she tried to get up.

"Your voice! Haaaaaaaa...who are you?"

"I'm! I'm...Your face! Bwhahahaha!"

"My face! No your not!" Just then, a crash was heard at the front door.

"Are you two idiots still alive?" Sasuke appeared in the kitchen, having finally broken down the door after they didn't answer it.

"Oh it's Petey the parrot! Petey, my friend let us go sail away into the sunset!" Sasuke looked at Charlie strangely. What was wrong with them? He looked over and saw a bottle next to Charlie.

"What are you two drinking?" Sasuke grabbed the bottle as Charlie continued on about sailing away with him. He sniffed the bottle. It didn't smell like sake. It smelled like...oh god. It was rum! They were spies, pirate spies. He had to get out, had to warn Tsunade and the others...why hadn't he seen it before...oh they were doomed, who knew how many pirates they had given their secrets to...oh-

"Sasuke! What are you doing here? Quick, drink this!" At that, Charlie shoved the bottle of rum in Sasuke's mouth, forcing him to drink it. "We're all in this together now!" Sasuke stood there stunned. He drank rum, he was no better than a pirate, and Charlie outsmarted him.

Sasuke stumbled, trying to remain sober, he had to get out of here.

"Sasuke, Sasuke, Sasuke, let's play tennis!" Alex proceeded to jump tackle Sasuke.

"Alex you dummy that's not tennis. That's football! Sasuke's the first baseman! Oh here you go, Sasuke drink up, you look thirsty." Charlie then went ahead and poured the rest of the contents into Sasuke's mouth. As his last coherent thoughts faded from his head, he struggled to keep awake. He must warn the others...must...play tennis...No...yes...tennis...

The next day...

"Give me my shoes!"

"No, that one's mine...ow!"

"Get your face off my feet!"

"Screw you!" Charlie and Alex were currently trying to get ready and get to the Hokage's office. A messenger had come to tell them that they were allowed out of their apartment, and Tsunade had wanted to see them. They scrambled to get ready and eat breakfast, forgetting about Sasuke, until Alex tripped over him on her way to the refrigerator.

"Hummned...ugh, no Itachi, that's my teddy bear. No teddy." Alex paused looked at Sasuke. She took in the fact, that he had no shirt on, was wearing an eye-patch and was cuddling an oven mitt. Oh well. She stepped over him and grabbed milk out of the fridge before going into the dining room with Charlie.

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"Seeing as you two cause too much trouble when you're on your own, and I was told that you have had training to be ninjas, I have decided to put you in a squad. This way there will always be someone I can trust watching you two. Sai, you can come in now." With that, Sai walked into the room and up to Tsunade's desk. He smiled.

"Hello. My name is Sai. It is very nice to meet you." The girls looked at him, then looked back at Tsunade. Just as they were about to say something, a strange fishnet-clad women with spiky hair burst through the window and landed on the floor.

"Anko reporting for duty. What's my mission?" Tsunade pointed to Charlie and Alex and Sai.

"This is your team. I expect you to work them hard and turn them into respectable ninjas. You are dismissed." With that, Tsunade turned back to her deskwork. Anko turned around to survey them. Before she could say anything Charlie jumped in.

"Oh team! Team team teamy team team! We need the best team name that has ever existed in the history of teaminess."

"Oh Team Alex!"

"No."

"We should not argue over a team name. We're all friends now. Super Friends."

"Friends. Hmmm. I've got it! We are now officially Team Fuzzy Pink Friendship!"

"Alright maggots move it!" With that Anko jumped back out the window. Sai smiled at the girls and followed Anko. Charlie looked over to the window, and pulled out her chain. She lassoed a flag pole outside and tired to swing outside. Unfortunately her foot snagged on the windowsill, causing her to trip, and plummet to the ground. She lay there sprawled out and unmoving. They stared at her as Alex walked calmly down the wall to the ground. They gathered around her and stared at her unmoving form.

"I'm hurt." Sai smiled happily at Charlie, and slung her over his shoulder.

An hour later...

"Alright maggots try again!" Charlie awoke to find Anko yelling at Alex and Sai, who were playing volleyball blinded folded with a bowling ball.

"Ahh, my eye!" Sai had got a bit too excited and hit the bowling ball right at Alex's face, where she now had a black eye.

"Keep going! Oh hey, you're finally awake, come throw bowling balls at Alex with us." Charlie stumbled toward Anko, who proceeded to hand her a bowling ball. "Alex needs help with her defensive skills, so we're giving her some motivation. Come on maggot no dinner if you miss another one!" Charlie looked at the bowling ball in her hand, then at Alex who was currently on the ground from a bowling ball in the gut, she shrugged and chucked the ball at Alex's head.

"Ah, goddammit Charlie you're supposed to be on my side! Throw bowling balls at Sai!" Charlie looked over to Sai who was smiling pleasantly, and waving his hand at Charlie. She picked up another bowling ball and pelted Alex.

Three hours later...

"Must go on...damn stupid team and their damn stupid bowling balls. Stupid bowling balls are supposed to be thrown at stupid bowling pins...I am not a bowling pin!" Must go on..." Currently Alex was about a half mile from the village, slowing crawling on the ground. After being pelted with bowling balls for three hours, she could barely move. As such, she began crawling after her team left her in favor of going to a bar and having a celebration. Damn them. Damn them all. Just then, she spotted someone farther along the road, and tried waving at them to get their attention. Instead, she ended up rolling over the ground in pain. "Ow."

"Lady Alex is that you? I have been training and witnessed a dying antelope. I came to aid it, and restore it to health, but I found you. Have you seen it?"

"No...not antelope...no more bowling balls mommy...ow my back."

"Oh Lady Alex you are wounded! What has happened to you? Were you injured in an epic battle against the foes of your kingdom? Lady Alex, you should have called me, I would have come to your aid! Oh woeful day, to have my friend mortally wounded when I was busy selfishly pursuing my own goals! Do not worry Lady Alex, I will avenge you!" With that, Lee ran off into the sunset to defeat Alex's enemies. She stared after him sadly.

"Help..."

At the bar...

" In the moonlight...don't ya think about him,

Sistah you're much better off without him,

I can blow the blues a kiss goodbye,

Or put the sun back in the sky

But when he comes calling,

I'm not falling shout hurray and halleluiah..."

Anko, Sai, and Charlie were currently singing karaoke and drinking sake. Just then the doors burst open and a strange jounin, with a pony tail that matched Anko's walked inside, with...Alex clinging to his leg?

"Would you let go of my leg now?"

"Alex! What are you doing on the floor? It's dirty. Where were you? You missed my solo. Who's this? Is he related to Anko they have the same hair. Hello male Anko! How are you? I'm Charlie, warrior princess of love and beauty, they call me warrior princess of love and beauty because I am the warrior princess of love and beauty."

"Charlie...shut...up..."

"Jeeze you're mean, what did some one beat you with a bowling ball or something? You look worse than that time with the hippogriffs. Here drink this." With that Charlie proceeded to dump an entire bottle of sake down Alex's throat. She choked and sputtered, before dragging herself into a chair across the table and glaring at Charlie.

"If I correctly remember, you did pelt me with bowling balls, and I told you not to mention the hippogriffs incident!" Charlie stared at her, before handing her more sake. "No Charlie, if I get drunk you'll just leave me here like you did earlier." Charlie blinked then turned to the male version of Anko, who was staring at them like they were crazy.

"You guys are those foreigners the Hokage warned us about aren't you. I see they put you on a team with Anko, that explains why that one was holding onto me earlier." Anko protested loudly but was drowned out by Charlie.

"Are you Alex's new ninja friend? Why does Alex get all the cool ninja friends? All I get is Sasuke dammit!" They all blinked at her before Shikamaru spoke.

"No I am not her new ninja friend, I just happened to be passing by and she latched onto me and wouldn't let go. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to be going." With that, he started heading toward the door, but Alex latched onto him again with teary eyes.

"You don't want to be my friend?"

"No." Alex looked up at Shikamaru with big eyes and began to cry. She signaled to Charlie who also began to cry, and Sai, who had just a bit too much to drink, also began sobbing. "Fine, damn troublesome foreigners." They all cheered and handed him a bottle of sake and dragged him to the table with them.

One hour later...

"When I dance they call me macarena
and the boys they say that I´m buena
they all want me, they can´t have me
So they all come and dance beside me
move with me jam with me
and if your good I take you home with me"

Currently, Team Fuzzy Pink Friendship, Shikamaru, and about six other drunk ninja were on the dance floor doing the macarena, which was taught to them by Alex and Charlie.

"Eeeh, macarena!" With that, they all stumbled around the dance floor drunkenly, attempting to keep dancing. Charlie grabbed a team of ninjas and proceeded to teach them the Robot.

"No, stiff arms. Choji stop shaking your ass!" Alex looked up from her drink, and saw Charlie's team of dancing ninjas.

"I see how it is Charlie. You're going down. Shikamaru gather the squad!"

"Aye, aye captain!" A very drunk Shikamaru replied. With that, she began teaching Shikamaru, Kiba, and what looked like some of Shino's relatives the hokey-pokey. Soon, the dance floor was filled with ninjas doing the robot and the hokey-pokey, Charlie and Alex leading the fray. Suddenly, the door opened and Naruto walked in, intending on spending some of his hard earned money on some yummy food. Instead he saw a bunch of drunk ninja fighting what appeared to be a paralysis jutsu while the others had formed a circle and had begun kicking, but then they twirled around and did the same thing with their arms, half of them falling over. He stared at the group for a moment, then walked out of the bar. This just wasn't worth it.

"Surrender and admit defeat, your pitiful group of dancing ninja will never defeat mine."

"Screw you bitch." Charlie and Alex were about to amp up the intensity of the dance off when Choji, jumped in between them, and began widely shaking his arms and hips to the music, taking out Charlie and Alex when he did a twirl and the splits. He then moon walked away to the bar. They stared after him for a second, then went to the bar for another round, dragging Shikamaru, who currently thought he was a bunny. He snatched a carrot from a nearby table and dashed to a corner, where he began nibbling on it, looking around uneasily. Alex stumbled over to him and grabbed his hair.

"No no silly rabbit. You can't have funny spike hair, you must have bunny hair. I will help you!" With that she fell over onto him accidentally, knocking them over. He squeaked nervously while she redid his hair, but stopped once she handed him more sake. "There, you're all done!" Shikamaru now had two cones on his head, which very much resembled rabbit ears. It was then that he decided that he was too beautiful, and it was wrong not to share his beauty with the world. Shikamaru climbed unto the bar counter, and started to strut his stuff.

"I'm too sexy for my love. Love's going to leave me. I'm to sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts." Shikamaru took off his shirt twirled it around his head, and threw it into the crowd that had formed below him. "I'm too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan." Shikamaru had started to take off his pants when Charlie and Alex stepped in.

"No! Shikamaru! Like this." The girls were about to take off their shirts when the doors blew open, and in walked a tall figure cloaked in shadows. Everyone in the room tensed in anticipation...

"Hey, no parties with out me. You girls are no fun." Jiraiya appeared from a puff of smoke and tried to pose seductively in the doorway. Alex and Charlie looked back and forth shifty eyed and quickly made up an excuse, about how they had to go. They tried to find a bathroom, or a phone booth to change into their RAFT outfits, but were unfortunately very drunk and easily distracted.

"Oh my gosh! Charlie look at this. Ooooooh. Awwwww. It's so cool."

"Captain, my captain, what are you looking at. Oh neato." Shikamaru looked over Alex's shoulder, when Anko and Sai appeared.

"New friends, why have we left the place of alcohol and singing?"

"Shhh Sai look at this."

"What is it?"

"What is it?! What is it?! What is it! I don't know, but it's really shiny. Oh let's go get some ice cream." With that, they all stumbled down the street, accidentally going into a coffee parlor instead, where they tried to drink coffee with forks. Angered by the fact that the 'ice cream' burnt their tongues, they left and went their separate ways, Charlie and Alex wobbling back to their apartment to sleep off the sake.

The next day...

"---and not a ninja in all of Konoha without a hangover! I'm sending you guys to a nearby village to investigate why the ranchers sheep have been disappearing. Don't come back until you remedy the situation. Dismissed." With that, Team Fuzzy Pink Friendship went on their merry way out of Konoha.

"Oh, this reminds me of the Wizard of Oz, Charlie you be Toto and I'll be Dorothy!"

"No! I'm not a dog, you be Toto!"

"No, you're Toto and I'm Dorothy and Anko is the Scarecrow, an----"

"What are you doing, some form of role play? That's childish and stupid." Charlie and Alex stared in horror at Sai.

"What the, I thought you were nice! You're not, you're mean. You stupid half shirt wearing fag! Go away!" With that Charlie tried to shoo him away. Alex began to cry. "Aww, look you broke her. Alex, don't be sad, what would Legolas say?"

"Who is that, one of your stupid characters in your little game?" At that, Alex roared and charged Sai, but before she could reach him, she was hit by a bowling ball. She fell and skidded on the ground as Charlie and Sai met similar fates.

"Alright maggots, let's get one thing straight... no pissing me off! I'm the boss, and we're a team now so listen to me or you'll be the academy's new targets. Now move it!"

At the village...

"And you say that two more disappear every night?" The farmer nodded and Charlie turned back to the others.

"Well gang, in order to figure out the secret behind this dastardly deed, we're going to have to split up. Anko-sensei, you come with me. Sai, you go with Alex. We'll meet back here in an hour." With that, they split up, looking for sheep-nappers.

Two hours later...

"When the villain comes around the corner he'll trip this wire, causing the net to fall and trap him. All right Alex, Sai go lead the sheep-napper this way, make sure to jump over the wire or else you'll get caught in the net."

"Uh Charlie that's great, but do we have to dress like this?" Alex gestured around to herself and Sai. She was wearing a sheep costume, and Sai was dressed as Little Bo Peep.

"Yes! Now get into character." Alex grumbled as she pulled the sheep mask over her face and got on her hands and knees.

"Baw baw."

"Oh dear how will I ever be able to guard my sheep all by myself, when I am so tried and week, from working in the corn field. Oh well I will take a nap, and assume no horrible beast will come and eat my sheep, as I sleep. My sheep with a bad leg, and a slow metabolism. Oh well. I will go lay down now. Oh yawn I am so tried. Snore, snore, oh snore I say snore."

"Baw baw baw." Suddenly, the bush near them rustled, and without warning, Alex disappeared. The remaining three ninja blinked, before Anko leapt over the bush. A creepy blue guy was currently trying to gnaw on Alex's leg, who began yelling obscenities. The man blinked, then ripped off Alex's mask. He stared at her for a second, then went back to gnawing on her leg. She began screaming, when Sai appeared out of nowhere and began hitting the blue man with his pink Little Bo Peep's staff. The blue man looked up at Sai and Alex, who had gotten away, and began chasing them. Alex and Sai ran to where the trap was waiting to be sprung. As they were running they weren't paying attention to where they were running and ended up tripping the wire. The net fell on them, and the big blue man began gnawing Alex's leg again. Just then Anko appeared behind him with a frying pan, and hit him across the back of his head, knocking him out.

"Charlie get the rope and tie him up." Just as Charlie was finishing the creepy blue man woke up.

"Ugh what hit me?"

"Anko."

"Ew that creepy thing was eating my leg, like gross."

"Alex this is clearly a mask worn to scare the natives. Give it a tug it'll come right off." Alex walked up to the blue man, and proceeded to pull on his face. When the mask didn't come off, she tried getting a larger chunk, and some hair. She braced herself and pulled as hard as she could. A large chunk of hair pulled off, and Alex fell down. The creepy guy screamed and tried to hit her, but she just smacked him and stood up.

"Charlie, I don't think that's a mask."

"Huh. Well jinkies what do you know." Anko peered at the guy closely before recognition flashed across her face.

"Hey I know you, you're in the bingo book! You're Kisame of the Village Hidden in the Mist." The man growled angrily and tried to stand up.

"So I see you've heard of me, what are you going to do now? Do you really think all of you can take me on? After I eat this one, I'll cut you all to ribbons!" Alex screamed again and kicked him in the face.

"You creepy fish thing! You can't eat me, fish don't eat people!" He grinned sadistically at her.

"There's a first time for everything." Drawing a double meaning from his words, Charlie decided it was time to take action. She grabbed the tail on Alex's sheep costume and jerked her away from Kisame. She leapt behind a bush just as Anko began chasing Kisame with her frying pan.

"Alex, this guy is a serious threat to RAFT, we need to eliminate him immediately!" Alex nodded.

"Right!" Charlie and Alex were about to change into their RAFT identities when...

"What are you two doing?" Anko looked over at the two of them from their hiding place in the bush.

"Um Alex lost a contact."

"Oh, alright well Kisame's taken care of for right now." The girls looked over Anko's shoulder only to see Kisame knocked out on the ground from Anko's frying pan, drool coming from his mouth. "Charlie go locate Kisame's sword, we'll take it into custody." Charlie saluted and pranced off. She blinked as she spotted it on the ground and walked over and sat down next to it. It was wrapped up in bandages, what kind of a sword was wrapped in bandages? She shrugged and unwrapped it, careful of the sharp petals covering it. Noticing how much they looked like daisies, she cheerfully began pulling them off like petals.

"He loves me, he loves me not. He loves me, he loves me not..."

"Charlie, where are you? Get over here."

"Okay, here ya go." She proceeded to hand Anko a stick. Anko blinked.

"Um, Charlie, I asked you to get Kisame's sword." Charlie nodded happily.

"I did, but seriously what kind of bad guy has a daisy sword? Must of been picked on as a kid, no wonder he's blue." Anko blinked.

"Um yeah, alright maggots, let's get this guy back to Konoha. Alex grab a leg and pull."

"Wait a minute, I was being eaten by this guy, while you three did nothing. Why do I have to drag him back?" They all looked at each other. "Sai is wearing a dress so it would be inappropriate for him to drag him, and Charlie is carrying his sword, so that leaves you." Alex grumbled angrily and proceeded to drag Kisame down the road.

30 minutes later...

"I spy with my little eye, something that is red."

"Oh, a ladybug."

"Wrong! It's the funny clouds on Kisame's coat."

"Aw goddamn." At that moment, Kisame woke up. As he opened his eyes, the first thing he saw was Alex's legs as she drug him along behind them. Kisame grabbed one and began gnawing on her leg. Alex looked down and screamed.

"Get it off! Get it off!" Anko came over and began to beat Kisame with her frying pan again.

"No bad fishy-man. No eating my maggots! The maggot isn't a sheep!" Kisame blinked.

"She's not? Oh well." Kisame was about to start eating Alex again, when Sai posed a question.

"Why are you eating sheep in the first place, should you not be out trying to start a war?" With that Kisame's eyes started to tear up, and he got a far away look in his eyes.

"You know it's not easy being blue, and looking like a shark. All I wanted was to go to a nice restaurant, and have a nice peaceful lamb chop, but no one wants to feed the big blue shark man. And when I finally find a restaurant that would feed me, Itachi decides that he needs to go and have his nails done, leaving me alone and hungry, with no money, and no means of dinner. So I was walked by a pasture and I happened to see a herd of tasty looking sheep. I decided to eat them instead, not only were they cheap, the portion size was bigger too." Alex and Charlie both burst into tears at this sad tale, and had to wipe their eyes. Sai and Anko simply stood their, looking at him in disbelief.

"You did this because you wanted a lamp chop?" Kisame nodded.

"Oh. I see. Now troops, there's a lesson in this: Don't eat other people's sheep when you're hungry. Got that?" Alex, Charlie, and Sai nodded. "Good. Well Kisame, you're going straight to Konoha now, hey what the? Where'd he go?" While Team Fuzzy pink friendship was busy with the lesson of the story Kisame had managed to cut through his bindings and was currently escaping.

"Ha ha, you may have stopped me from having my dinner, but you won't take me to Konoha. I'll be fine, no thanks to you meddling ninjas, and your sheep too! Ha ha!" Team fuzzy pink friendship stared as Kisame skipped away into the sunset.

"So sensei, how do we categorize this one?" Anko stared disbelievingly into the sunset before answering.

"Team, this never happened. When we get back, Sai is going to destroy the file and we're never going to speak of this again. We'll just tell Tsunade they miscounted the sheep or something. The ANBU will never let me live this down if they find out I let Kisame of the Seven Swordsmen of the Village Hidden in the Mist get away..." She trailed off with a far-away look in her eyes, before walking away. Team Fuzzy Pink Friendship looked at each other confusedly, before shrugging and following Anko's lead.

"Oh Sensei look on the bright side at least we got Sai in a shirt that covers his entire stomach."