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We Have to Get Them Out of Here!!!

"Lady Tsunade, more complaints have come in about the two foreign girls you've allowed into the village."

"What did they do this time?"

"Apparently they have been home jumping and living at different places every night. The Uchiha boy's apartment has been burned down. The Kiba boy has been following the shorter one around asking about something called a 'Scooby snack'. Lee has been pining away for his princess, and is trying to build an army to help her, and a substitute has been needed to replace Iruka for the time being. He's in a state of shock, and only mumbles incoherently now." Tsunade sighed and shook her head.

"Put them with the others." Shizune walked to a storage closet and opened the door. The closet was filled with stacks of papers, all complaints about Charlie and Alex.

"On another note, we got the information for the next chuunin exam from Shikamaru. The exam is set for three weeks from now in Sunagakure. We need to send our list of genin by tomorrow for them to qualify." Tsunade pondered.

"Consult the jounin of the current genin teams and make out the list, I'll have it sent out tomorrow." Suddenly an idea struck her. "Wait Shizune, no matter what Anko says, put her team on the list. This place needs some rest from those two girls, let's give them to Gaara to deal with for a while." Shizune smiled.

"Yes maam!"

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Charlie and Alex sat around Sai's table arguing about whether they could build up enough chakra and concentrate it in their feet in order to fly. Just then Sai turned around and faced them, a bright pink frilly apron covering his belly shirt. He held out what looked like a plate of pancakes.

"I made you breakfast." Sai held out the pancakes, Charlie took them from him before he ran away.

"Alex do these pancakes look funny to you?"

"You mean aside from the large hole in the middle of the stack that Sai tried to cover with whipped cream?"

"Yeah aside from that." Alex stuck her hand into the pancake stack and pulled out a grenade.

"Shit he's trying to kill us!" Thinking quickly Alex threw the grenade out of an open window. A resounding explosion was heard. After a minute Sai walked back into his dining room, whistling a happy go lucky tune. He stopped when he saw Alex and Charlie unharmed.

"Oh joy you are unharmed, I heard an explosion and feared you two might have been injured." The girls glared at Sai.

"It wouldn't happen to be from the conveniently placed grenade in our breakfast now would it?"

"Grenade? Oh, I wonder how that got there. Someone's obviously on the prowl. Don't worry, I won't let them get you." Sai slapped Charlie on the back, almost dislocating her shoulder, and gave Alex a hug, successfully suffocating her. He then walked out of the room.

"I get the feeling he's still sore you got his bedroom." Alex wheezed.

"It's not my fault. I got dibs, besides, he should be happy I redecorated. The décor was terrible." Charlie nodded. Suddenly Anko leapt through the window.

"Sai gather the team!"

"Anko-sensei?"

"Oh good you two are already here. Sai's improving." The two girls looked at each other before trying to sneak out the window Anko just jumped through; they did not feel like training today. Unfortunately before they could make their escape Sai came back and drew attention to them.

"What are you two doing?" Anko looked over to Alex and Charlie.

"Uh we are um…going to get the team a gift to celebrate our time together!"

"Not necessary! Because I've got a treat for all of you!" They looked at each other.

"What?"

"You've been entered in the up coming chuunin exams!" Sai ahhed and looked interested. Charlie and Alex blinked.

"Chuunin what? We have to take more tests? But we're already ninja!"

"You're genin, the lowest ninja rank. In order to go up to the next rank, you need to take the chuunin exams, so you can become chuunin!" Charlie didn't look convinced.

"What's the difference?"

"Chuunin are given harder missions and are put in leadership positions, giving you credibility. And you get a cool ninja vest." Charlie ooed.

"I've seen people wearing those. I want one!"

"You can have one if you pass the chuunin exam!"

"Okay let's go take it."

"It's not like the test to become genin, this one's way more important, and you compete as a team, not as individuals." Charlie and Alex looked at her, horrified.

"We have to work as a team? But what if one team member tries to do away with the other ones?"

"A ninja would never do that. We work as a team, that is our ninja way." Alex and Charlie still did not look convinced. They were going to need to make sure Sai didn't take the test with them. "Alright maggots now that it has been decided go pack your bags we leave first thing in the morning for Sunagakure." The blinked.

"Where's that?"

"The Land of Wind, and it's gonna be hot." She jumped back out the window, leaving the three genins in Sai's kitchen. Sai was looking mournfully at his now broken window while Alex and Charlie silently came to an agreement. Sai looked back at Charlie and Alex.

"Are you two still hungry? I could cook you something." Alex and Charlie stared at Sai in horror before…

"Oh Sai don't strain yourself. Let's go out for lunch." The girls each grabbed one of his arms and dragged him out of his home.

------------ Walking down the streets of Konoha -------------------------

"I'm not going to apologize, so stop staring at me." Alex kept her gaze fixed on Charlie as they walked down the streets of Konoha. "If you don't watch where you're going you're going to run into something." Alex kept her eyes fixed on Charlie when…BAM! "I told you so." Alex laid sprawled out on the pavement.

"What did I hit?"

"It seems we meet again." Both girls blinked.

"Sai?! Um, how did you find us?"

"It's alright, you left me there on purpose, no hard feelings." He held his hand out to Charlie. She grabbed it to help him up, but he jumped up and she tumbled to the ground.

"Oww…" He walked over to Alex, who was looking nervous.

"You know, leaving a teammate to pick up the bill isn't very nice. Especially when they could put spiders in your beds." He left Alex shaking and walked over to a fence post and started sharpening kunai. Just then a green blur whooshed by the girls. The green blur then back tracked and stopped in front of Alex and Charlie.

"Oh Lady Alex are you alright? You are shaking. Are you ill?" Alex and Charlie stared up at Lee, who was kindly asking if Alex needed to go to the hospital, then they looked over to Sai who was still sharpening his kunai with a malicious gleam in his eyes. The girls looked back at Lee who was now holding a puppy, with a kind smile on his face. They looked back at Sai who was holding grenade. Back to Lee who was holding a flower formation spelling out the words friends forever. Then they looked at Sai who had drawn a picture of him killing Charlie and Alex. The girls looked at each other. The decision had been made. Charlie slowly stood up and walked behind Sai, who Alex was trying to distract.

"Sai why do you not wear clothes that cover you?" Charlie crept behind Sai, and then…WHACK! Charlie knocked Sai out with a frying pan. She quickly pulled some duct tape out of her emergency supply pack, and began tying Sai up.

"Oh no Sai is injured and we leave to take the chuunin exams tomorrow, whatever will we do?" Lee looked over at her excitedly.

"Lady Alex, you are taking the chuunin exams? How wonderful! I'm sure with your mystic powers you will pass no problem." Alex glanced over to Charlie, who had just rolled a tied-up Sai into the ditch.

"But we need a full team to enter Lee, now that Sai is incapacitated, we'll be disqualified." Lee frowned.

"You're right. But I'm sure Anko-san will have a solution." Alex rolled her eyes.

"Oh but Anko has been under so much pressure lately, but I know I could get by it's Charlie I'm worried about. She does not know how to function unless there are two other people her age around her. She goes into shell shock. Oh Lee how will I find someone Charlie's age that will take Sai's place. Oh poor, poor Charlie." Lee looked at Alex with tears in his eyes.

"Lady Alex you are so kind always thinking about others. How can I help?" Alex smiled.

"Lee you must take Sai's place!" Lee gasped.

"I could not! I have already passed the chuunin exam!"

"If Gai-sensei were here, he would tell you to do it. It will improve your espionage techniques and help fellow ninja in need! Plus, it will help me." Lee looked at Alex's teary face and caved.

"Alright, I will help you. But that doesn't-----" Immediately both girls pounced.

"Come on Lee, we'll get you some of Sai's clothes, and we'll have to get some hair gel to get Sai's style….." Lee allowed the girls to drag him away. He had a bad feeling about what he had just signed up for, but it was to help Lady Alex.

Some Time Later….

Alex, Charlie, and a newly disguised Lee were walking down the streets of Konoha testing out Lee's outfit. The girls thought it was fool proof. After all it had fooled Naruto.

"Hey…MAGGOTS!!" They all jumped as Anko jogged toward them, carrying a bath satchel.

"Anko-sensei, are you going to a sleepover?" Anko looked confused.

"No, I'm just going over to the hot springs for a relaxing evening before we leave tomorrow. Haven't you girls ever been to a hot springs before?" The girls shook their heads. "What?? Seriously? Then you've got to come, it's the best! Come on, we'll make it a team excursion, Sai…." It was then that Anko got a good look at 'Sai'.

"Umm, Sai? When did you get so tall and muscular? Moreover, why are you wearing green spandex under your shirt? And why do your eyes look different?" Anko continued to circle Lee suspiciously. She stopped in front of him and rubbed her chin.

"Oh well! Come on team!" The girls breathed a sigh of relief and grabbed Lee's hand, forcing him to follow them to the hot springs.

At the Hot Springs…

"Oh and then there was this fling with Ibiki, but it wouldn't have worked out." The girls and Anko sat in the middle of the hot spring drinking sake. Alex and Charlie found out that when Anko gets liquor in her she started talking about her past excursions with some of the male ninjas. The girls felt they did not need to know half the things she was telling them. They began drifting inconspicuously away from her. She kept babbling on, oblivious. They sighed and drifted to the edge to refill their sake cups. Anko was genius, sneaking in booze to a swimming place. They were just lucky they got a sensei that was just as much of an alcoholic as they were.

"Yeah, but that was so totally last week…." The girls blinked as Ino and Sakura came into view, followed by Kurenai and Hinata. Anko stopped talking and looked up.

"Oh Kurenai! How are you? Come over here and meet my team!" The four female ninjas walked over to Anko, who grabbed Charlie and Alex by the neck and was hugging them. "This one's Alex. She's a good ninja that saves gambling money. And this one is Charlie, best bowling ball thrower I've got. The two of them almost captured Itachi and Kisame." Alex and Charlie broke away from Anko's grip and took the sake away from her. They started drinking before Charlie offered some to Ino and Sakura, not noticing the looks of hate they gave her.

"Sake? It's good for you." Ino and Sakura continued to glare at Charlie, who shrugged and turned to Hinata.

"Hello, random ninja girl I do not know! Would you like some sake?"

"Um…well…" Charlie got bored with her mumbling and shoved the bottle down Hinata's throat, making her drink a good portion of it. Ino and Sakura gaped, before Alex swam over to them.

"Here, you have some too!" She shoved glasses into their hand before retrieving her own. "Ready? Okay, one, two, three!" With that, she downed her sake glass, making Sakura and Ino down theirs too. Nearby, Anko was pouring another glass for Kurenai, and Charlie was happily chatting up Hinata, who was giggling hysterically.

On the Other Side…..

Naruto and "Sai" were talking. Naruto vaguely wondered when Sai started talking about friendship and youth. Alex and Charlie must have gotten to him. Just then Kiba, Shino, Chouji, and Shikamaru appeared.

"Oi! Guys over here!" The group of boys waded over to Naruto and "Sai".

"Oh hey Naruto what's up?"

"Nothing much I found a free coupon for this place, and came here after training,

then I ran into Sai. His team is on the other side." Kiba stared at Naruto. He looked over to who Naruto claimed was Sai. It was clearly Lee with a different hair style.

"Um Naruto that's not-" Shino put his hand on Kiba's shoulder and shook his head. It was not worth it. Shikamaru and Chouji looked on in disbelief, before Chouji randomly procured chips out of nowhere and began eating. They began chatting and eating when suddenly a thump was heard on the other side of the wooden fence, followed by giggling. The boys blinked and looked at each other.

Back with the girls….

"Hinata, you're so silly! If you want to go to the other side, you have to walk around the fence, not head butt it." Hinata giggled and rubbed her head.

"Okay!" She tried to get out of the water, but fell back, giggling. Suddenly, she got an idea. She grabbed a kunai and began whittling a hole through the fence. Charlie stared at her, before going over to join Alex and the others in a rousing game of water volleyball, with their makeshift net of their towels and branches. Anko, Alex, and Charlie were winning when suddenly Ino let out a shriek, followed by Sakura and Kurenai. Anko frowned.

"What's wrong?" They ducked in the water and pointed to Jiraiya, who's disguise as a bush had fallen apart, showing him drooling. The girls shrieked and scattered in all directions. Hinata paid no notice, as she had finished drilling her hole and was currently staring through it, drooling.

Naruto and the other boys started when all the girls started screaming, and looked at each other.

"Hey, what's going on over there?" Naruto swam over to the fence and looked for a gap to see through. He found one and tried looking through it, unfortunately it was the hole Hinata made.

"AH!" Naruto jumped away from the hole in terror. "Guys, something is over there! It's got creepy eyes and was drooling. I think it plans on eating the girls we have to save them!" Naruto then proceeded to jump over the wall blocking the separate baths for men and women. Kiba quickly followed his example. Shikamaru was left with Shino and Chouji.

"Oh man what a drag." Shikamaru jumped over the fence intent on trying to prevent a disaster. Too late.

Utter chaos had broken out. As soon as Jiraiya had been revealed the girls started throwing random bath products at him. Jiraiya was able to dodge all of the attacks while making perverted comments. And then Naruto had jumped over the wall, unfortunately a very drunk Hinata was right beneath him, and when Naruto was about to save the day she jump tackled him, landing in the water. No one saw them reappear.

Then the wall was destroyed. In the confusion Chouji decided that it was necessary to destroy the wall by rolling through it. He came barreling through the wall, and kept on traveling destroying everything in his path. Shikamaru, Shino, and Kiba all stood in the hole he had created, staring at the girls' bath trying to locate the enemy when…

"Shit!" Kurenai ducked into the water trying to cover herself. She wasn't about to let her students see her in a compromising position. Ino and Sakura quickly followed suit, dragging Anko with them. They all stared at each other when two figures appeared in the mist, blocking Jiraiya's view of the women's bath. Everyone held their breath as the shadowy figures came closer. Jiraiya started drooling again, assuming the worst. Suddenly, the mist cleared, revealing Charlie and Alex, posing proudly in their bikinis.

Jiraiya groaned in disappointment as everyone else stared at them in disbelief. Who the heck wore bathing suits to a bath house? Though the boys didn't say anything, they felt gypped. Charlie and Alex epically pointed at Jiraiya before Charlie started giving a speech.

"How dare you! Bath time is a sacred time spent revitalizing oneself and drinking alcohol! But you had to come and bring fear to bath time. Bath time is not to be shared with perverted old men it is to be spent with a rubber ducky! I will not forgive you for this dishonor to bath time! If you're so lonely go hire someone to be your friend! Don't spy on people in bath houses!" Jiraiya gaped as the other women cheered Charlie on. Just then, Alex snuck up behind him and swung him around in circle, aiming to throw him over the building. Unfortunately, she built up too much momentum and went flying with him, managing to catch herself on the roof. Jiraiya landed painfully on the ground in front of the bathhouse. The girls cheered their victory and gathered their towels, going back into the changing rooms. The boys just stood there in shock.

Just then Iruka walked out. "Hi boys-" He stopped and looked around. The hot springs was destroyed. He was about to ask what happened when…CRASH! The roof Alex had landed on gave out and she fell down right into Iruka's arms. "What the- you again?"

"Well hello there. Nice of me to drop in." Iruka stood there dumbfounded. How did she keep on doing this? Just then Charlie walked back into the hot spring wearing a pair of pants over her bikini. She walked over to the group of boys, none of them had yet to move, and grabbed Shino and Kiba before walking away with them, one on each arm. Alex looked back up at Iruka.

"Well aren't you going to invite me over?" He gaped wordlessly.

The Next Day…

"Shit!" Charlie had woken up and looked at the clock, she was late for her road trip! She tried to get off the bed she was on, but ended up tumbling down and taking another person with her.

"Uh… what…Charlie?"

"Can't talk now, had fun last night. Fuck! I can't find my underwear! I'm taking yours okay, bye, bye!"

With Alex…

"Hey, you can't wear those! I need to teach a class today!" Alex threw a bunch of Iruka's clothes randomly into her backpack and ran into his kitchen. He ran after her. She raided his kitchen, throwing pots over her shoulder and eating his food.

"You're gonna need to get more coffee next time I come over." She finished the pot and threw it into the sink. He stood gaping in the doorway. She walked over to him.

"You need to go get dressed, the windows are open." She patted his head and stole the pants he was holding and pulled them on before running outside and slamming the door. Iruka looked at the door. Why did he keep on letting this happen? He sighed and turned around, only to find his neighbors looking at him through his open window. He quickly grabbed a pillow, covered himself, and slunk out of the room.

Alex was running down the streets of Konoha knocking down old ladies trying to get to the gates, when Charlie ran up next to her, wearing only her bikini top and pants, just like Alex.

"Late night?"

"Yeah, you had the same problem?"

"Yeah, you know the problem with ninja boys is, they're all about feeling your chakra at night, but in the morning they get clingy. Shower time is my time." Alex nodded in understanding.

"Yeah. Plus, you'd think they'd learn to accommodate by now, ninjas are supposed to be ready for anything! Iruka's just going to have to buy himself a new toothbrush."

They ran to the front gate where Anko and 'Sai' were waiting, the former tapping her foot impatiently.

"Those girls are late, all the other teams have already left. They better get here soon!" 'Sai' nodded nervously, all the while fidgeting nervously. Suddenly, a cloud of dust appeared ahead of them, as both Charlie and Alex came into view, unfortunately they could not stop in time and ended up running into the wall surrounding the village.

"Alex you're toe is in my nose."

"You elbowed by eye."

"So you girls finally decided to show up. Thanks to you two our team is the last to leave. What are you wearing?" Alex and Charlie untangled themselves and stood up, revealing their bikinis. They quickly thought of an excuse.

"Well you said we were going to some place hot. Hot weather equals bikinis."

"Yeah Anko-sensei you wouldn't want us to get uneven tans would you?" Anko stood thinking for a moment.

"You're right!" With that Anko stripped off her jacket and fishnets. She stood proudly next to the girls in a bikini top and skirt, while the three of them surveyed 'Sai' who was gaping at them, red in the face. "Well, if one does it, we all do it! Sai, off with your shirt!" Lee shook his head.

"I do not think that would be proper----AHHH!" The three girls jumped him, ripping off his black shirt, revealing the green jumpsuit beneath it. Anko surveyed it thoughtfully.

"Well that just won't do….." She walked up to him and ripped off the top of the jumpsuit, leaving him in his black pants. Lee whimpered. "Well team, let's move out!" And so Team Fuzzy Pink Friendship left Konoha for the chuunin exams in the Sand Village, half clad in skimpy outfits, listening to 'Sai' singing songs of youth.