Chapter 6

Wow! It's already chapter 6… I'm sorry that it took so long... you must thank Sora for that… she made Gai-sensei pose so I felt from my chair from laughing and stayed for a week in hospital (NOT!) … In this chapter I'm going with Akatsuki on vacation… Yeah, you're right it gonna be a completely disaster… all right, let's start with our chapter 6 (omg! I'm already so far O.o)

After healing from my cold (see Chapter 5 for know from what I was sick…) Pein sent us to a meeting…

At meeting

"I think we've deserved a vacation… so, I rented a hotel for us… in hotel is a big food bar, swimming pool : inside and outside… sauna, spa… and next to the hotel are mountains and an artistic lake…" said Pein… you could hear immediately that it would be a completely disaster… "owh, btw… we must go incognito… no one must recognize us… so go to the places you live for packing… I'll see you here tomorrow at 7am… so go now before I change my mind!" when Pein said that everyone left to their rooms (me too) to pack in… I started to pack everything what I thought that I needed … "Vacation against mountains and a lake in this time is just perfect! Hmm… we must go incognito… hmm… what will I put on? Owh I know!" I took my favorite clothes out from my wardrobe and placed on a chair for next day…

Next morning were we already done a ready to leave… Hidan wasn't so happy cause Pein told him that he may not kill anyone …

When Pein started to check if everyone were there he asked me who I was… shit I was dressed TO incognito, even Pein couldn't recognize me… I just laughed when he asked me that, so he immediately recognized me…

"All right we can leave now…"

6hours with my "are we there yet?" and 12 stops for Tobi later we finally arrived… Pein went to the registration for check in… then he went with a red face from there and said to me that he didn't have ever to check in and that he doesn't know how to do that, so he asked if I could do the check in…so I went to the registration…

"Good afternoon miss, how can I help you?" "well, we've got a registration on the name Pein… for 9 persons… please." "yes, your rooms are 145-154, here are your keys…" "thank you very much…" I took the keys and gave them to Pein… "All right take your keys and go to your rooms to unpack… I'll see you here tomorrow , to look what we'll do first…" everyone went to their rooms… when I opened my room I saw a really nice big room with a beautiful see on the mountains and a lake underneath… I unpacked my things… "Hmm, I still have some time until bar clothes, I think I gonna drink something…" thought I up loud… I putted a white shirt and a short red skirt and went to the bar…

I opened the doors from the bar and went to have a seat next to the barmen.
"Good evening miss, do you want anything to drink?" "Yeah, I would like to have red Island… please…" Barmen gave me my drink, so I started to drink… when I was ready with my drink barmen gave me another and say that it was from a man in the corner… I looked to the corner and I saw a man smile to me… why don't I have my shotgun with me? "I'm sorry but, I'll go now… here is your money for the drink… and I would like to know who is that man… bye for now" I went back to my room… I really wished to know why that guy sent me a drink… I couldn't see his face really well…

Next morning we met again in the hall…
"today I thought to go into the swimming pool outside… so go and put your swimsuits on and… I can't believe I'm saying that… have fun…" everyone went immediately to their rooms… to put their swimsuits on…
"hmm… witch of my bikini's should I take??" thought I when I took 10 swimsuits I took my favorite: A black bikini with a death skull on the top and a chain on one side… When I dressed up someone knocked on the door… guess who… "Maia, AAAAREEE youuuuu reeeeeeeeaaaaddddddddddyyyyy??" yup it was Tobi… "Sigh, I'll be there at the minute…" I went out of my room with my bikini… most were shocked 'bout my bikini… others were enthusiastic… "Maia, do you have a belly piercing, un?" "Sigh, so are we goin' or not?" so we went to the pool… I sat me against the pool… then I started to lay unther the sun…
Some minutes later…
"Maia, why aren't you swimming?" "I don't like to swim…" then I heard Deidara say something to Tobi, but I couldn't understand what he said… Uh whatever, I thought… I felt something touching me… I opened my one eye… and I saw Deidara's hand next to me… his mouth in his hand was open so it was quite scary… "OMFG!!" I jumped from terrifying hand and fell into the pool… "God damn it Deidei! Don't do that any more!!" "Sorry,un. I just wished to know if you can swim, yeah." "sigh…" I went out of the pool and went to Kisame… "you know you're embarrassing me… It's 30 degrees up here and you're in your normal clothes…" He did his clothes out… "OMFG! My virgin eyes!!" yelled I, while my eyes closing… "Why did I asked it?!"I went away from him and made a little sand sculpture of a little cute bunny… "Owh, what a cute bunny, like Tobi, Tobi is a good boy!!" "Diedara? Come up here now!!" "What now, yeah?" "Just come over here!" Deidei came and stood next to me… "You like to blow the shit up, right? Well… then blow this bunny…" then Tobi yelled (AN: what I really wished) "Nooo, not this cute bunny!!" "Just do it or I'll do it…" "I wanna see you do it!" "all right…" I took some clay bombs (I bought them with the present for Deidara…) I made some fire with my hands… and putted it into the cute bunny… Then I took crying Tobi and shocked Deidara and ran away from that bunny… the bunny was turned in a really beautiful firework from sand… "Where did you learn that?!" "I've got secrets, and I don't wanna tell them…"

"All right, it's already sundown… go to your rooms… we're going to walk in the mountains tomorrow … I wanna see everyone tomorrow at 7am in the hall… you get it? And now go away!" everyone went to their rooms…

At my room…
"This Pein… he thinks he can say everything…" I was thinking loud up…
I wished say some stuff more about him, but I couldn't someone knocked on my door…
"Are you Maia-chan Homoraku?" "Uh, yes?" "You just received this packet…" I looked at the hands from the woman … wtf?! Chocolates?! "from who is it?" "Uhm, the man who gave me this packet said that it has to be given anonymous" "Well you can say to this fuckin SIR that I'll not gonna take anything from him until he says his name!!!" yelled I and shoot the door just before the nose of the woman…

Some minutes later I went out of my room cause I couldn't sleep and I knew no one else too, so I started to knock on everyone's door, and invited them on a party in my room… well… almost everyone… I didn't invite Konan and Pein…

At party in my room…

I putted some music, placed some snacks on the table, replaced some furni… And the party may begin!! Me, Tobi, Deidara, Hidan, Zetsu, Sasori and Kakuzo started to dance… Kisame and Itachi just watched… it made me pretty mad so I went to Itachi… "Why aren't you dancing??" "I don't want to, you moron…" "Then I'll make you dance!" I stamped on his feet so hard, that he started to jump on his other… "Good start, Itachi… but you can do it better!" I was laughing… next is Kisame…
I took Kisame's hands and started to spin him until he was a bit sick and started to turn around the room… "That's a good start too… but you really can do better!!"

"What the hell is happening up here?!" (Shit! It was Pein… and he was mad that he wasn't invited…)
"Everyone will now go to their rooms and pack in!! We're living!" "Awh, c'mon Pein don't be a such party-pooper!" "I don't care! Everyone pack right NOW!" so everyone packed and we went back to the Akatsuki hide-out… "hmm… it's so strange…" "What, un?" " Well, I got there in hotel some chocolates but I didn't find out from who was it…"

In next chapter: New Akatsuki member… (sorry guys I don't have enough with ten Akatsuki!) will it be HE or SHE??