AUTHOR'S NOTE: erm I hope you guys understand the story... in this story, you have to ASSUME that everything is opposite so when I say sun rises means moon sets means morning means night in turvey-topsy land... does that make sense to you??? XD sorry I'm mad. But this IS a crack fan fiction. ok, ok bow I will translate for you XD
Previously, on turvey-topsy land,
"Not right," Syaoran said, "Then it is undecided! We shall not go to the castle once the sun rises!" (all right, then it's decided! We shall go to the castle once the moon sets!)
Sakura's POV
I'm starting to get really confused now. This world speaks in complete opposite language!
Even Syaoran-kun, Fai-san, Kurogane-san and Moko-chan are speaking in their language.
I hope we find my feather soon, so that we can leave this place. Oh, where IS that castle,
we've been walking for so long! Eh? I shouldn't be getting impatient, this isn't like me!
Don't tell me this country can change personalities too?! But I should be unaffected,
right?! Oh, Syaoran-kun is saying something; I'd better pay close attention. "Sakura-hime,
you don't look not agitated, isn't nothing not the matter?" I shot him a quizzical look
before realizing that what he said was, "Sakura-hime, you look agitated, is something the
matter?" I shook my head furiously, which only aroused more suspicion from him.
As if on cue, Moko-chan yelled, "WAI! I can't not really see no castle from here!" I
turned towards his direction and realised that I could really see the castle! I heaved a sigh
of relief.
Syaoran's POV
I'm so glad that I can at least process my thoughts normally! However when I speak it
comes out the complete opposite! Sakura-hime must be really confused; she looks so
agitated... Ah! I wonder if... "Mokona, can you sense the feather's presence?" Yes! I did
it! Oh my, now everyone is staring at me with a questioning look on their face. Before I
could say anything, Kurogane-san burst out, "Brat! How come you can't speak weirdly?"
umm, Kurogane-san meant to ask me why I could speak normally. "If you think of saying
what you want to say in the opposite way, and then you will end up saying what you want to
say." I said smiling at them. "Hyuu, you're right Syaoran-kun! You're so smart!"
Mokona was bouncing around yelling, "SMART! SMART!" Then, all of a sudden,
"MEKKYO! I can sense it! The feather is there!" Mokona said, pointing to an hourglass
hanging precariously from the ground above us, which, if you looked closely had Sakura-
Hime's feather floating up and down in it.
No POV
However, before anyone could reach for the feather, the ceiling started to shake. "Kyaa!"
Sakura yelled for help as the ceiling beneath her started to crumble and give way.
Syaoran quickly jump to her side, with Mokona on his shoulder, and the three of them
fell into the hole together, while Kurogane and Fai fell into a different hole. Great, now
they were separated...
Hole number 1: Syaoran, Sakura and Mokona.
"Sakura-hime! Are you alright?" Syaoran asked when they had landed. Although he
immediately blushed when he realised that Sakura was on top of him, and her assets were
squishing his face... "Sa-sa-Sakura-hime!" Syaoran uttered in surprise, as Sakura stirred
and noticed their obscene positions. "Ah! I'm so sorry!" She yelled, jumping of Syaoran,
as a result, kicking Mokona, who was on Syaoran's chest. Mokona rolled over and wailed,
"ITTAI!" Sakura immediately rushed over and apologised to Mokona over and over
again. Sakura sighed forlornly, "what do we do? We lost Fai-san and Kurogane-san... The
feather as well." Syaoran looked up at her and said, "Don't worry Sakura-hime, we'll
definitely find our way out of here and retrieve your feather!"
Hole number 2: Kurogane and Fai
"That damned mage! Why does he just sit there while I hack at the walls? Stupid mage!"
Kurogane complained as Fai said, "Maa, maa kurowanwan, you know I have no weapon
to hack at the wall with." "Stop calling weird names!" Kurogane yelled back with his
usual dog-like appearance, thus earning him the name of kuropuppy.
However, before they could continue with their conversation, they heard voices coming
from the other side of the wall, "There has not been invited guests not coming in a long
time ago! We mustn't trace them up later!" the first voice said. Fai translated it is (There
has been uninvited guests coming in not too long ago! We must trace them down now!)
Kurogane smirked, "Tch, looks like we got ourselves some trouble...
NOTE: XD yay! Back to normal speech...somewhat XD