FIC: One Week of Shuji to Akira
Title: One Week of Shuji to Akira
Chapter: Thursday
Series: Nobuta wo Produce
Genre: Romance/Humour
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Yaoi/ Shonen-ai
A/N: Erg. This is so very, very overdue. What can I say, shit happens, and it did this week. On to the fic! (Has anyone else noticed how food orientated the drabbles are getting lately? Weird…maybe I'm just subconsciously hungry or something :/) And yes, I am well aware that Maru Sho's went bankrupt ages ago, but I couldn't seem to remember the names of any other famous Japanese shopping chains while I was writing this, so I just stuck with Maru Sho's.
Thursday
"Oh god, here he comes again! No! NOT THE FINGERS! AEERRRRRGGG!" the eggplants would have squealed, if they had voices. But they didn't, so they had no way of vocalizing their fear of Akira, who was individually poking each and every one of them to see if they were ripe enough. Sometimes he would poke one more than once, just to make sure. "Nope, not that one," he said in his cheerful tone of voice, poking a rather large one. He poked another eggplant. "Hmm...too hard. Needs to be perfect for Shuji-kun's soufflé!"
When he had finally found one that past his rigorous poking test, he carried it to the shopping cart. Shuji was in the next aisle looking at various cheese sauces for dinner that night.
"Ne, Shuuji-kun! We need a side dish! Like…Greek salad or a soup or something! Oh! Curry is good toooooo!" Akira spewed suggestions while riding past on the shopping trolley. Shuji sighed; today, it seemed Akira's A.D.D was kicking in at full capacity. He made a note to buy painkillers later.
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!" he heard his boyfriend call from somewhere down the aisle, narrowly missing several fellow shoppers and a store clerk, before it crashed into the frozen foods section. Akira landed in one of the freezers, with his long legs dangling over the side. Shuji shook his head and jogged towards Akira, who was now whining about having landed in some fish ("Ah! I'll never get the smell of fishies out now! Hidoi!") and pouting…again.
He sighed for the second time and held out his arm for Akira get out, but instead, he gasped in surprise when the boy grinned like a Cheshire and yanked Shuji in with him. He landed on top of his larger friend, who still had that damn grin on his face. Shuji growled and moved to avenge his pride by crashing their lips together, effectively catching Akira off guard. Now it was his turn to grin.
As surprised and slightly annoyed Akira was that Shuji had got him back, he was too busy enjoying the kiss to care about that right now, the fact that his ass was bloody freezing, or that little children were giggling nearby. He opened his mouth slightly when Shuji sucked softly on his bottom lip and let out a small moan when his tongue met Shuji's.
"AHEM, my I ask what you're doing in the freezer?" said a rather aggravated-looking store manager, arms crossed at glaring at the two boys. Akira laughed nervously. "Um…inspecting the fish?" he picked up a package of trout and pretended to look at the label muttering "Ah, sou ka, so desu ne…very good quality I see..."
Shuji groaned and tried to get up and explain, but before he could speak, the manager interrupted. "I don't care why you are in the freezer, but I'm afraid I'm going have to ask you to leave." Akira glared and said "Oooh, looks like Ojisan forgot to take his happy pills this morning." "Shit!" Shuji screamed, grabbing Akira and hightailing it out of the store, before the man could strangle them.
"And that's how we got banned from Maru Sho's," Shuji finished, slightly annoyed that his father and Koji had just started laughing hysterically.
Owari.
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