Shego rode down the travel tube with her arms folded and a bored look on her face. Sure the first time at being ambushed by Global Justice's means of travel to their base had startled her but by now it was getting old. Looking across she could see an almost similar look on Kim's face as she fell/rode down her own tube a short distance away. Glancing to her left she noticed that while Ron didn't seem as bored as she and Kimmie did he at least wasn't flailing his arms around and screaming.
Reaching the end of the tube Shego landed on her feet like some exotic jungle cat. Seconds later Kim landed in almost the exact same manner a few tubes over. Somewhere in the twists and turns of the travel tubes Ron had moved from Shego's left to the center tube between her and Kim. He landed and rolled to his feet a few feet ahead of them in a defensive crouch. All in all it would have been an impressive landing for him, if his pants hadn't at that exact moment decided to fall down around his ankles revealing red satin boxers, Shego knew that they were a gift from Kim.
"Awww man." Ron whined, losing his defensive crouch to reach down and quickly tug his pants back up.
"Two things Ronnie." Shego called out to him. "First, you know you don't have to try and 'protect' me and Kimmie all the time. We are more than capable of taking care of ourselves, although I admit it does give me nice warm feelings knowing you always want to and two, I'm buying you suspenders."
"I'll look like a dork wearing suspenders!" Ron grumbled. "Oh and I know you two don't need defending but allow the Ron man a chance to protect his ladies." He added.
Shego looked over at Kim. "And he thinks flashing his boxers every time he lands isn't looking like a dork?"
Any answer Kim might have made was lost when all three heard a female giggling sound. Quickly looking over to the doorway to the travel tube room they spotted a blond female Global Justice agent waiting for them.
The woman was quite a sight. She had to be at least six feet tall if not taller. She had the tiniest waist and hips Shego had ever seen on a woman and the largest set of breasts. Once again affirming the old adage that nothing grows well in the shade, Shego thought to herself.
The woman was wearing a typical Global Justice blue jumpsuit with the top collar undone and the front zipper slightly unzipped revealing a good portion of the upper swell of said breasts. Long golden blond hair cascaded past her shoulders. She fluttered her long perfect eyelashes at Ron revealing baby blue eyes in the process.
"I'm Passion." She said as she started to sway her way over to Ron.
"Um, ah, huh?" Ron managed to intelligently say.
The tall almost Amazon like woman stopped a few inches away from Ron leaving his eyes at her chest level. "Passion. Gloria Passion. That's my name." The woman explained and took a deep breath causing the zipper to slide a few more centimeters lower revealing even more of her impressive cleavage.
"Um... Ron Stoppable." Ron said with a glaze look in his eyes. Remembering himself he turned to point at Kim and Shego. "Kim Possible and Shego." He added.
"Oh I know who you are." The woman said in a breathless manner that was starting to annoy Shego. "I was on the base the day that nasty book turned some of my co-workers evil. They attacked and bit me." She said reaching up and pulling the neck of her tight jumpsuit over to show her shoulder. The action threatened to cause her right breast to burst out of its confinement as she pulled the all ready over stressed fabric over. Shego and Kim could see a healed bite wound on her right shoulder. Ron with some difficulty also managed a moment later to drag his eyes to her shoulder and look.
"I can't remember what happened after that but I do remember suddenly seeing a shadow leaving my body and found I was down on the floor trying to gnaw on a fellow co-worker's leg. It was highly embarrassing. I was later informed that what saved us all were your heroic efforts Ron!" Passion said and suddenly grabbed Ron by the shoulder and pushed his face deep into the valley between her breasts.
"I just wanted to meet you and tell you how grateful I was!" Agent Passion said as she hugged him with one arm and with the other she stroked Ron's hair as he flailed his arms about trying to extradite himself from her bosom before he was suffocated.
"RON, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!" Kim shouted loud enough for the entire base to hear.
Shego already had her hands flaring with green fire as she rushed the few feet that separated her from Ron. Remembering to douse the flames before touching Ron she grabbed him by the arm and swiftly tugged him free from Passion's embrace.
Ron with a goofy grin on his face and a dazed look in his eyes muttered. "Soft... Warm..."
Kim raced over to Passion to give her a piece of her mind about the pushy woman thrusting her boyfriend/lover's face into her breasts. Before she could speak however Passion turned her attention to her.
"Kim Possible! I understand you got rid of that nasty book so it could never turn anyone evil again!" Passion then grabbed Kim by the shoulder and pulled her into an embrace resulting in Kim's face now being the one planted between her two huge mounds of flesh barely covered by the straining jumpsuit.
Shego thought she could detect a faint. "It was no big." But she couldn't be certain due to the muffled quality of the sound. "Oh would you give me a break?!" Shego growled as she rushed over to Kim's side and grabbing her by the arm tugged her free.
Kim now had a dazed look on her face to match the one Ron was still wearing. "He's right. They are soft and warm." Kim muttered.
Shego turned her attention to Agent Passion with her hands slightly raised to stop the woman if she tried the same thing on her but the woman just looked at her. "Shego. I heard that you turned over a new leaf and joined us. I'm glad to hear it. Let me lead you to Dr. Director's office, she is waiting to talk to you, Kim and Ron." Agent Passion then zipped up her jumpsuit and turning left the room confident that Shego, Kim and Ron would follow her.
Shego turned and placing herself between Ron and Kim, she steered them out of the room after the departing agent.
Shego shot an irritated look over at Ron. "So women with massive knockers turn you on?" she practically growled at him. The words burned off the haze that Kim was in and she too turned a tweaked eye on Ron.
"Wha? Me? No. Never! I like women with sm..." Finally Ron's mind caught up with his runaway mouth. "I mean she is waay too big. It's not natural." Ron said lowering his voice so only Kim and Shego could hear him. "I am more into women with perfect breasts to match their perfect bodies." Ron said with a grin as he put his arms around Kim and Shego's waist.
"Nice save." Kim muttered but still grinned at Ron.
"I didn't see you trying to pull yourself free either Princess." Shego reminded her.
"Hey! She caught me by surprise. One moment I was going to point out that you just don't rub your boobs in some girl's boyfriend's face and the next moment I was being smothered by two huge pillows! You don't know what it was like!" Kim still whispering said fervently.
Shego frowned as she followed the Amazon like agent. "Yeah she didn't see fit to try that on me." She said.
"Disappointed?" Ron asked with a faint smirk.
"Hardly. The woman probably knew she would be taking her life into her hands if she tried something like that with me." Shego stated causing her hands to flare only slightly with green fire before dousing them, her point made.
Agent Passion slowed as they neared an intersection. All the doors looked alike in the maze of corridors that was Global Justice's headquarters and Ron wondered once again how the agents found their way around in the place.
"I had friends down in Research and Containment when that horrible creature named Jason Voorhees showed up." Agent Passion said over her shoulder as Ron, Shego and Kim neared her.
"One of them wasn't named Lorie were they?" Kim asked with a shudder as she remembered the woman she had seen Jason kill right before her eyes.
"No." Passion replied. "Oh I knew Lorie of course but I wouldn't have counted her as a friend. She had gotten all upset with me just because I had 'thanked' her fiancée one day for holding a seat for me in the cafeteria. Poor Jack. Both him and Lorie killed by that thing. It's so sad. No my really close friends survived that day..." Passion paused as they neared a door that was in no way marked any differently than any of the other doors along the corridor had been. A slight zipping noise could be heard.
"And I understand that you helped defeat that creature Shego." Passion said as she suddenly turned and grabbing the dark haired, green skinned woman by her shoulders firmly pulled her into her bosom.
"I want to thank you so much for saving their lives." Agent Passion practically cooed to Shego as she ran her fingers through Shego's long black hair, one hand firmly holding Shego in place.
Shego raised her hands up and allowed her green fire to flicker for a moment and then with a shrug of her shoulder Shego doused the flames and just remained with her face jammed between Passion's breasts.
"SHEGO!" Kim and Ron both shouted at the same time. Together they each grabbed one of Shego's arms and roughly pulled her from the spot. Shego had a smirk on her face. "Nice place to visit, wouldn't want to live there but still a nice place to visit." She stated.
Passion gave a giggle and then knocked on the door. "Kim Possible, Ron Stoppable and Shego reporting to see you maam." She addressed the door. Turning away she zipped up the front of her uniform and with a wave at the trio she left.
As Ron, Shego and Kim entered they could see Dr. Director sitting at her desk and perched on the edge of the desk was the man Ash Williams.
Ash looked over the three as they came in. He had developed quite a respect for them after witnessing them fight the deadites and of course Jason Voorhees. Having nothing better to do Ash had accepted Dr. Director's offer to work for Global Justice and was placed in charge of investigating any rumors of zombies or deadites that might come up. Since the evil Necronomicon book had been cast out of this dimension by the actions of Ron and Kim, most of the rumors tended to just end up being some drunken college frat boys playing tricks. Still Ash made sure to hang around Dr. Director as much as possible in the off chance one of the rumors turned out to be true. At least that is what he told others that might ask.
Noticing the tweaked looks that Kim was giving Shego, Shego looking a little dazed and Ron alternating between looking jealous and amused he quickly pieced together what must have happened.
"Let me guess. You ran into Agent Gloria Passion?" He asked with amusement.
"You know her?" Ron asked
"The first three weeks of my being here I ran into every time I turned a corner in this place. She was always wanting to 'thank' me for helping to destroy the deadites and Jason." Ash said with a laugh. "I would be going down a corridor trying to find my way in this maze, turn a corner and BAM! My face would be stuck in her happy valley."
"How did you get her to stop?" Kim finally gave up on glaring at Shego asked him.
"I told her if she didn't stop trying to smother Ash I would station her at a Global Justice office in a Muslim country where she would have to wear concealing clothing and have her face covered all the time!" Dr. Director stated looking up. "A fate worse than death to someone with an exhibitionist streak in them like Gloria and since then she has left him alone?" The last was stated in a questioning tone directed at Ash.
Ash nodded his head with what Ron thought was a somewhat wistful look on his face.
"Well could you add Shego and Ron to that list of people she has to stop doing that to?" Kim asked her.
"Whoa Kimmie! I noticed you didn't put your name on that list as well." Shego finally lost her smirk to glare at Kim.
"It was implied." Kim said becoming defensive. "It's not like I wanted her to jam my face into her chest! Unlike you and Ron!"
"Hey! I just want it on the record that I didn't ask her to do that and I didn't know she was going to do it!" Ron said raising his hands.
Kim softened her look slightly when she glanced at Ron. "Okay. That's true. She did catch you by surprise. But you..." Kim said pointing at Shego. "You were complaining that she hadn't even tried to do it to you earlier."
"Amp down Princess! I didn't want her to do it to me. I was just feeling singled out because she hadn't. How was I to know she was just waiting for me to lower my guard?" Shego argued back.
"Bet you didn't mind it though did you Kermit?" Ash asked with a grin.
Shego turned slowly to face him.
"Uh oh." Ron said under his breath and placing a hand on Kim's hip steered her away from the upcoming bloodshed.
Shego for her part only walked over to where Ash was lounging on Dr. Director's desk and reaching across with her right hand and lifts Ash's arm with the new Global Justice issued mechanical hand. Shego without a word studies the hand for a moment. It looked just like normal flesh and blood hand and unless you knew that Ash had lost his hand you would not know the one you were looking at was a replacement.
Ash looked at her curiously. "What are you doing?" He finally asked.
"Trying to see if you have worn out your hand yet playing with yourself." Shego said and then dropped his arm.
Ash started to frown but then just smiled. "Why would I play with myself when I have a perfect playmate to play with?" He said.
"ASH!" Dr. Director barked at him.
Ash turned to looked at her. "I didn't mention your name Betty."
Ron, Shego and Kim could see Dr. Director blushing bright red. "I better be the one you are referring to! Or is there something you have neglected to tell me?" She said raising one eyebrow in a challenge at Ash.
"No baby. You are the only one that has ever rode Mr. Vibratory. I swear." Ash told her raising his mechanical hand.
Ash and Dr. Director continued to stare at each other for a moment.
"Ahem! You wanted to see us?" Kim asked loudly.
"Not to mention you are getting dangerously close to making me lose my lunch." Shego added in a lower voice.
"Um yes of course." Dr. Director said turning her attention away from Ash to look at them. "I hear you are planning a vacation trip to Japan?"
"Gee, I wonder where she heard that at?" Shego said looking over at Kim. Kim looked away guiltily. She knew as well as Shego and Ron that her mother must have informed Dr. Director about their plans.
Ron merely smiled at Dr. Director. "Yep. Japan is lovely this time of year and I want to share it with my two bondiggity ladies. Since Global Justice has paid us for the last couple of missions I have the money to do it in style, first class all the way!"
"Yes Japan is lovely this time of year. Some parts more than others." Dr. Director replied smoothly. "Which part are you going to?"
"Nice try." Shego said with a smirk. "We all know you just want to find out where Yamanouchi is."
Dr. Director allowed her smile to fade a little. "Ron are you loyal to Global Justice?"
Ron's face also turned serious. "You know I am but there are two reasons why I can't tell you where the school is located at. The first one, the important one is because I gave my word of honor I wouldn't reveal it to anyone unless given permission by the head Sens...er, teacher. And the second one is... I don't know where it is located at myself. The times I have been there I've been met at the airport by a cab and fallen asleep in the back of it. The first time I thought it was just jetlag but after the second I realized that the cab driver was putting me to sleep somehow. My watch always turned up missing and not shows back up till I'm ready to get on the plane to go home so I have no idea how long I was asleep or where we went. Heck they might have even put me on another plane and flew me somewhere else. I wouldn't know. When I wake up I am met by a student of the school and they lead me to it."
Dr. Director frowned in annoyance.
"Hey let the kids go off on their vacation without any more harassment." Ash said getting up off the corner of the desk and coming around behind Kim, Shego and Ron. He placed his hands on Ron and Kim's shoulders. "They have worked on for us and deserve a little break from all this cloak and dagger and saving the world stuff."
Ash removing his hand from Ron's shoulder let it drop onto Shego's shoulder. "Even Kermit has proven herself and deserves some free time!"
Shego looked over to her shoulder where Ash's hand rested. "Move it or gain another artificial hand." She growled.
Ash quickly removed his hand and made for the desk again. "I'm sure now. You did have a better personality as a deadite than you do now."
Ron quickly stepped between Shego and Ash. "If there is nothing else we have some packing to do." He said to Dr. Director.
"Yeah let them go. We have some packing to do too." Ash stated
Ron, Kim and Shego looked at him. "I've managed to convince Betty here to join me on a little vacation as well. A nice cozy cabin just for two."
Ron, Kim and Shego's look turned to one as if to say, 'are you insane?'
"It's not a cabin in some dark woods or over an Indian burial ground or near Crystal Lake." Dr. Director assured them. "It's on the west coast overlooking the ocean. I picked it"
"Yeah, you make it sound like where ever I go I attract evil or something." Ash said defensively. "It was only one haunted cabin. It could have happened to anyone!"
"Overlooking the ocean huh?" Shego mused. "Well that means all that could happen is some drowned pirates might come back in a fog bank seeking revenge."
"Funny." Ash stated. "Maybe I should say you might run into Godzilla. But if you did I would pity Godzilla. You are greener than him and your breath is worse."
"Well we'll be going now!" Ron nearly shouted as him and Kim began pushing/pulling Shego away from Ash and back out the door they came in.
"Come on Ronnie, Kimmie. One punch, that is all I'm asking. I'll even hit him in a place where no one will notice the damage... His face." Shego growled as she allowed herself to be steered out of the office.
Ash smirked at Dr. Director. "Nice girl but she should really let people know how she feels."
With an effort Kim and Ron managed to get Shego out of the office back into the corridor.
"That son of a bi...mphmph!" Shego said as she suddenly found herself buried once again in Agent Passion's ample cleavage. "Did that nasty Ash say something to upset you? He is always making cruel remarks that he thinks is funny!"
"Um Agent Passion..." Kim began.
"Call me Gloria." The woman said with a smile at Kim while still holding Shego's face tightly into her cleavage.
"Um, okay Gloria? Could you let Shego out of there before she suffocates?" Kim replied.
"Huh?" Gloria glanced down. "Oh sorry. I come from a very affectionate family and I sometimes do that without realizing it." She released the back of Shego's head and Shego pulled away.
"Come on Ron! Kim! We're going home!" Shego growled and started down the corridor.
"Um Shego?" Agent Passion called after her. "That's the wrong way."
Shego then angrily stomped past her now going the right way without saying a word to her. Ron and Kim quickly raced to catch up with her.
Reaching the tube room they stood in front of the separate tubes leading back up to the outside world. The three suddenly heard a sound that made them all nervous. The sounds of a zipper being pulled down. "I just want to thank you all once again for all that you have done for us." Agent Passion's voice said from behind them.
Without a word Shego, Ron and Kim leapt the remaining distance into the tubes and shot upwards.
"Strange people." Gloria Passion mused as she stared at the now empty tubes. "But I like them. I hope I run into them again soon." With a giggle she zipped up her jumpsuit and went about her duties.
Kim after the brief twisting and turning of the travel tubes found herself on the sidewalk right outside her house. Glancing behind her she found Ron and Shego standing there as well.
"Have I mentioned how much I hate those tube thingys?" Ron said.
"At least it got us out of that crazy bin. I've never been handled so much in my life since that time Motor Ed decided I would make a good car accessory." Shego grumbled.
"Motor Ed had his hands on you?" Ron said with a growl of his own.
"Don't worry Ron. I stopped him. I singed that precious mullet of his." Shego assured him.
Kim starting to walk up the walkway to her house paused. "Yeah they were overly touchy feely today weren't they?" Reaching into her pocket she pulled her Kimmunicator out and pressed the button on it.
Wade's face appeared seconds later. "Hey Kim. How did the meeting with Dr. Director go?"
"That's what I'm wondering Wade. Can you run a scan over Ron, Shego and me? Please and thank you."
"Um, sure. Go ahead." Wade said in confusion.
"What are you looking for Princess?" Shego asked as Kim held her Kimmunicator up so a glow passed over her as Wade scanned her.
"Um Kim? Shego has a tracker bug on her shoulder." Wade said instantly. Kim nodded her head as if suspecting that and then scanned Ron.
"Ron too. On his right shoulder." Wade confirmed.
Kim handed the Kimmunicator over to Shego who passed the device around Kim.
"And Kim has one as well. Same place as Ron and you do." Wade told her as Shego looked at the screen after scanning Kim.
"I knew the whole bosom buddy thing with Passion down there was a set up!" Kim growled as she tried to reach around her own back to find the bug that the scanner had located.
Ron stopped her twisting and turning and staring closely at her back finally pulled a tiny silver pinpoint off her shoulder and held it up to the Kimmunicator. "Yep that's it." Wade told him. "Incredibly small and sophisticated although it has nothing over mine."
Ron turned his back allowing Kim to find the one on him.
"How do you know it was Passion? It could have easily have been Ash. He placed his hands on all of our shoulders as well." Shego pointed out as it was now her time to have the tracker removed.
Ron ran his hands up and down Shego's back feeling for the tiny tale tell point. "Got it!" He finally said as he held up the micro tracker.
"Keep looking. They might have placed more on me." Shego said with a smirk.
"Not in the street in front of my house please." Kim said looking around to see if anyone was watching them.
Shego frowned at her. "Party pooper." She stated echoing Monique's comment to Kim earlier in the day.
"Later Shego, later." Kim said with a grin and wink of her own. "We'll have Ron give us a thorough investigation later but not right now."
"Um, Kim? Your Kimmunicator is still on!" Wade reminded them.
"Oops sorry Wade. We'll ditch the trackers right before we get on the plane to Japan." Kim assured him before turning off her Kimmunicator device.
"We could give them to your brothers to put on one of their rockets they blast off all the time." Shego suggested with a laugh. "Let Dr. Director wonder if Ron's ninja school is in space."
The three laughed as they walked into Kim's house arm in arm.
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Yes this story is the 4th in my series. The 1st being Frequency of Evil, followed by Trio and then Dream Team. Sorry I didn't state that in my first chapter. I was just so glad to be back to writing I rushed to get it out and didn't think.
I also didn't put in the normal disclaimers. I'll do it now.
I don't own any of the characters and are merely using them to tell a story. No profit is being made and I mean no harm.
Now, why did it take me so long to get back to this series? Did I suffer from writer's block?
Um, no. It took me so long because in February of this year I lost my mother due to complications stemming from diabetes and kidney failure. The loss shook me deeply but fate wasn't through with me yet. Not long after my mother's funeral, my father and I were contacted by the owners of the mobile home park we managed and were told that my father was now too old and he needed to retire. The owners of the park 'graciously' gave us two weeks to get out of their park and the house we were living in as part of my father's wages. Having no real reason to stay in the state of California with my mother now dead, my father decided to move back to Arkansas where he had plenty of family to help him and me recover from our loss.
So in a very short time I moved from my home in California to Arkansas and languished for a while till we could get a place of our own and I could regain my internet access.
I plan to spend a great deal more time on my writing (while searching for a full time job) so expect to see more frequent updates and even more stories coming from me soon.
Thank you for your continued reading of my stories and your support.
Weirdbard.