Do I Have To?
Chapter 2 – It's Not Funny!
Flying through the sky at a fast pace, a frustrated Goku was searching for his youngest son. He still couldn't believe what had happened before he left! He couldn't believe what Chichi had said!
"How can she do this to me?!" he shouted to himself, "I mean, sure…I'd do anything for her…but she's INSANE! No CRAZY! How can she expect me to go do this?" he said as he slowed down his pace, Capsule Corporation in sight. He decided to look for Goten here, completely forgetting where the boy said he would be. Did he even tell him? All Goku could remember right now was Chichi's request.
He landed clumsily and walked towards the main door. He pushed the buzzer and waited patiently for someone to answer. The door opened quickly and there stood a very annoyed looking Bulma.
"IF I HAVE TO TELL ANOTHER SALES PERSON TO-Oh hi Goku!" she said replacing her angry face with a happy one.
"Um…hi?" he said confused.
"Oh I'm sorry. I'm just sick to death of the door buzzing and stupid sales people or who ever they are asking me to do this and do that or join this and support that! It's so frustrating. Anyway, would you like to come in? Goten is out the back with Trunks. Vegeta's out there too" Goku slowly caught up with her sentences and smiled.
"Sure" he grinned and she let him in. He followed her out to the back where the lawn was perfectly cut as always. He smiled lightly when he saw Goten play fighting with Trunks.
"Hey Goten your dad's here!" Bulma called. Goten stopped fighting and looked over to Bulma. When he saw his father the biggest grin ever grew on his little face.
"DADDY!" he cheered as he went galloping over to the tall man. Goku couldn't help but chuckle as his little boy shot over to him and tackled him.
"Hey, kiddo. What's up?" Goku chirped.
"Nothing, daddy! I was just playing with Trunks. Mr. Vegeta was going to take us to the park but said he would play swords with us here!" Goku sniggered.
"Have fun?" Goku asked him whilst ruffling up his already ruffled up hair.
"Yep, I did daddy! But I'm glad you're here now!" he said with a bashful smile. Goku chuckled and picked the little boy up. He was a handsome little guy Goku noted and pretty cute too.
"So, did Mr. Vegeta play nice with you?"
"Shut up Kakarot" Vegeta cut in as he walked towards him.
Goku rolled his eyes and placed his duplicate back down on his feet and smiled as he ran back over to Trunks.
"Well, I'll leave you two boys to it" Bulma decided before walking away. Vegeta just looked up at Goku.
"Well, what do you want? I'm hoping you've come to take your spawn home"
"Well, not yet. I think I might stay here for a little while" he said. Vegeta looked at him quizzically. What was up with him? He looked sad.
"What's wrong Kakarot? Had a row with that wench already?" he said smirking. Goku frowned.
"She's not a wench Vegeta! And yes…we had a…kind of argument this morning" he replied dully as he sat down on the near by garden chair with a sigh. Vegeta rolled his eyes. Goku always did get worked up and sad when his wife would yell at him or they argued.
"What did you argue about this time? Aren't you as good as you used to be?" Vegeta said with that smirk of his. It took a few moments but Goku soon caught the joke and frowned at him seriously.
"That's not funny Vegeta and no that's not the problem thank you very much!"
"Then what is it?" Vegeta asked casually.
"Well…promise you won't tell?"
"Clown, your secret is safe with me" he said gruffly. Goku sighed and decided to trust the older Saiyan.
"Well, Chichi asked me to do something I really really don't want to do" Vegeta's eyes widened.
"Are you sure this isn't too personal for you to be telling me?" Vegeta questioned quickly.
"It's nothing to do with sex like that Vegeta" he said getting frustrated.
"Good, because I don't want to hear about your sexual problems" Goku looked at him with an "I'm-not-in-the-mood-for-bullshit" expression, hushing the older Saiyan up.
"Alright then, what is it?" Vegeta questioned as nicely and concerned as he would allow himself to.
"Well, she wants me to have something done. I'm not sure what it's called, but it stops me from giving her kids" Goku told him quietly. Vegeta's eyes widened.
"You mean….a Vasectomy?" Vegeta questioned slowly. Goku's face scrunched into confusion. Vegeta mentally slapped himself.
"You know, the "snip" as they call it by its slang term. They'll…um…do something in your...um, private area to stop you inserting your…manly things into her…womanly thing…" Vegeta swallowed…number one, why the Hell was he even discussing this with the fool? And number two, did that sentence actually make any sense? Goku scratched his head.
"Yeah, something like that" he replied.
"Well, why the Hell are you telling me?" Vegeta questioned in annoyance, a small blush on his cheeks.
"Well, I guess I just wanted to tell someone"
"Why didn't you go and tell that short friend of yours" Vegeta suggested.
"I did" Goku stated. It took a while for Vegeta to catch on but when he did he growled.
"I'M NOT SHORT! You're just tall and stupid" Vegeta shouted feeling slightly offended.
"Well, maybe so, but you are short" Vegeta felt a vein pop out on his head.
"Shut up Kakarot and just get to the point"
"The point?"
"YES FOOL! The point in telling me this!"
"Well, I just wanted to tell someone and well, since you're a Saiyan too, I thought that you'd be better to tell. And I really don't know what to do, Vegeta. I mean, I'd do anything for Chichi, she knows that. But, I guess I'm just scared. She knows I hate hospitals and anything related to them, Besides, I really don't feel comfortable knowing I'd have some guy down there" he said blushing lightly.
"You want my opinion Kakarot?" Vegeta questioned. Goku nodded eagerly, "Just tell your woman to take a hike, preferably off a cliff because you would never do something so barbaric just to keep her happy" Vegeta told him with a smirk. Goku almost snarled.
"I don't know why I bother telling you! All you seem to do is insult her!"
"Well what else can I do? She's an annoying harpy who can only do one thing right and that is cook!" Goku frowned deeply.
"That's not true Vegeta! She is smart and beautiful and is always there for me no matter what! She may nag and shout but only because she worries so much about me!" he crossed his arms and paused for a few seconds, "And at least my wife can cook!" he suddenly stated. Vegeta snarled.
"Oh yeah? Well at least my wife knows what fashion is and knows how to wear make-up!"
"My wife doesn't need to wear make-up and her clothing is just perfectly fine and easy to remove!" he suddenly blushed at what he just blurted out. Vegeta smirked.
"Well…if you say so. But I'm afraid Bulma wins when it comes to sexiest body" Vegeta mused proudly.
"Heh…there's more to sexy than just the body! And Chichi could kick Bulma's ass any day!"
"Is that a challenge Kakarot?!"
"Yeah! Maybe it is!"
"Guys what the Hell is going on over here?!" Bulma demanded with her hands on her hips accusingly. Trunks and Goten popped their heads out from behind her.
"Nothing Bulma, I was just leaving. Come on Goten, let's go home" Goku said before glaring at Vegeta once more and walking away. Bulma watched curiously as Goku and Goten walked away.
"What was that all about?" Bulma questioned her husband seriously.
"Oh…Kakarot and I were just discussing things that only Kakarot and I can know about"
"Is that so?" Bulma questioned.
"Yes it is, woman! Now where's dinner? I'm starved!" Bulma rolled her eyes.
"How many times have I got to remind you my name is Bulma? Not woman!"
"Once more, woman, like always" Vegeta replied with a smirk before walking inside.
"Momma!" Goten called as he entered the Son house, a big cheerful grin on his little face.
"Hey sweetie, how was your day?"
"It was great mommy! Mr Vegeta played swords with me and Trunks!"
"I hope they weren't real swords" Chichi thought out loud, "Anyways, where's your father?" She was answered by the slamming of the front door. Goten and her watched quite curiously as Goku walked past the kitchen and headed straight upstairs.
"Oh…Mr. Vegeta and daddy was shouting momma" Goten told his mother sadly.
"Oh…and why?" she asked in wonder.
"I'm not sure. I heard daddy say your name mommy, then Vegeta started shouting about something"
"Oh I see" Chichi said. How dare he? He went and told Vegeta of all people about their 'situation' she frowned and turned her back on Goten.
"Go and get cleaned up Goten, your food will be done soon" his mother demanded.
"Ok momma!" he chirped before running off upstairs.
"Goten! What have I told you about running in the house?!" she shouted.
"Sorry momma" come a small apology from Goten as he walked up the stairs this time.
Dinner was eaten quite silently for once that afternoon. Goten was probably the only one gobbling his food down in a crazy way. Gohan ate silently; the tension steaming off of his parents. He wondered what had happened this time.
Gohan was told to go and finish his homework whilst Goten had a bath ready for bed; leaving Goku alone with his wife in the Kitchen. He decided that time would pass quicker if he just grabbed the dishes and put them in the sink for her and then he would quickly vacate the premises…if she let him that was.
He put the dishes in the sink of hot soapy water and watched as Chichi threw him the tea towel.
"I wash, you dry" she said simply as she began the dishes. He swallowed and decided to not say anything and do as he was told. Chichi frowned as she washed the dish in her hands; she wanted to shout at him for telling Vegeta about their 'problem' but she felt she already shouted at him enough for now. He just needed time and he'd come around and do this for her, she knew he would. But time was something she didn't want to waste. She wanted him to do it now and get it over with!
She frowned deeper, another dish in her grasp. She would have to think of something good to get him to play her way. She felt kind of selfish, but for Kami's sake he was being such a wimp about it! It's not like the doctor was going to remove the whole thing itself!
"Um…Chi?" Goku suddenly questioned.
"What?" she almost snapped.
"You've been washing the same dish for a while now" he said quietly. Her frown disappeared and with a slight blush she apologised quietly and handed it to him. Mentally cursing she resumed to wash the next dish; a sudden idea coming to her mind. She smirked after handing Goku another washed dish and decided her idea was brilliant! It was sure to work; and she was going to enjoy it!
She sighed and wiped her brow with her hand; her other hand slowly un-buttoning the clips on her blouse. Completely oblivious to her plan, Goku continued to dry the dish in his hand. After putting it aside he turned to her for the next plate; his eyes suddenly bulging out at the sight of her exposed cleavage.
He quickly turned away; a huge red blush spreading across his face. He frowned to himself as Chichi handed him another dish. He mentally complained about how easy it was for him to get turned on by her.
To Goku's relief they finally came to the last item to be washed. It was a large frying pan; the cooking oil in it still quite hot. Chichi smirked to herself. Pretending to drop some on herself was bound to get Goku's full attention – right where she wanted him.
She lifted up the large pan; ready to dunk it in the soapy water when she 'accidentally' tipped it and dropped it into the sink; a small yelp coming from her lips. Just like on cue Goku was right at her side; a concerned face on display.
"Chichi? Are you alright?" he asked gently. She whimpered and pulled her top from her skin and began to shake it.
"Oh! It's all down my top, it really burns, Goku" she said as innocently as she could. Goku sat her upon the work surface and quickly turned on the cold tap.
"Here, I'll cool it down" he told her after soaking a cloth into the cold water. He turned off the tap and unbuttoned her shirt further so he could wipe it with the cool cloth. She moaned, in pain so he thought, as he gently wiped her chest with the cloth. He swallowed; the small movement and the sight making him hard. She bit her lip, a seductive way about her that caught his attention. She suddenly caught him off guard and let her leg rub against his sensually. He almost dropped the cloth.
"Chi"
"I'm sorry" she moaned, "I slipped" he took in a deep breath and rinsed the cloth off before setting it to one side.
"Are, you….uh, ok now?" he asked her.
"I suppose…but it's still really hot down there, Goku" His eyes gazed into hers, the desire in them was very noticeable. Shit! This was unfair! She was playing with him wasn't she!
"What's the matter, Goku? Can't handle…the heat" she whispered as she leant next to his ear. He shuddered in desire.
"Maybe I could help you" she whispered erotically as she let her lips brush over his.
"Oh please do" he groaned out. Game or not, he couldn't resist.
"Mmm" she moaned out, her teeth tugging on his bottom lip.
"Chi…" he gasped, his breathing heavy, his Heart going crazy in his heated chest. She smirked before suddenly pushing him away and hopping off the counter. She buttoned her top back up; Goku just standing there in complete and utter shock.
"Thanks for helping me Goku, your too kind" she said with a chuckle before walking off.
Goku just stood there; his mouth hanging open and his eyes wide. What just happened?
Chichi finally made her way upstairs and collapsed on the bed. She took in a deep breath. It was difficult to turn him on without turning herself on at the same time. If he had tried to come onto her, she was sure she would have let him. Damn, she had to be more careful. She then chuckled lightly. She just couldn't help it; it was so funny seeing Goku that way.