OK this chapter 3 and by the way I'm writing the story my way so if you got a problem don't read it and if you flame i will probably hunt you down and punch you hehe just kidding i wouldn't do that or would I?

Chapter 3

Third Person POV

Gaara was sitting in his bedroom watching Koneko sleep. After a little while Gaara decided he'd better wake her up so they weren't late for the mission. "Kitty-chan wake up," he said as he shook her a bit.

"Ugh. Five more minutes," Koneko mumbled before rolling over and going back to sleep.

"Koneko you have to get up now! We have a mission today!" Gaara told her shaking her harder.

"Ok, ok I'm up. Who are you my mom?" she asked as she reluctantly got out of bed.

"Hey Koneko you don't have any clothes do you?" Gaara asked ignoring her question.

"No," she answered simply as she walked over to where he was standing.

"I'll go see if you can borrow some of Temari's clothes," Gaara told her as he walked away and came back a few minutes later with a dress and a pair of sandals. "Hey you have your headband right?" Gaara asked as he handed her the clothes.

"Gaara are you blind I have my headband tied around my waist," Koneko laughed as she pointed to her headband.

"I didn't notice that. Well I'm gonna leave so you can change," He laughed as he walked out of his bedroom and shut the door behind him.

After a few minutes Koneko came down stairs wearing the outfit Temari let her borrow, she had her headband on her head and was wearing the white eye patch she had on that night. When she got downstairs Kankuro and Temari turned to look at her. Temari looked at her with curiosity in her eyes. "What's with the white eye patch?" Temari asked her curiously.

"Uh...my dad abused me and when I was four he carved out my eye with a kunai," Koneko explained as if it was nothing.

"Oh, sorry," Temari replied looking away from Koneko.

"Don't be I was used to getting cut, punched, kicked, choked, and starved, so it didn't hurt much," Koneko told her again as if it was nothing.

"No one should be used to that," Kankuro told her.

"Why do people even do stupid stuff like that?" Gaara asked angrily.

"People are stupid Gaara," Koneko explained to him calmly.

"We'd better get going we don't want to be late," Temari said as she walked towards the door. They walked in silence for a while then Koneko decided to say something.

"You haven't met anyone on my team before have you?" Koneko asked Temari and Kankuro.

"No we haven't," they answered in unison.

"Lucky you. My team is crazy. My sensei is an idiot. Yami couldn't act smart to save her life and Satsu...well I'd rather not say what he's like," Koneko explained to them.

"Hey Koneko! Come here!" yelled some guy in a black vest, black pants, black sandals, and a black headband.

"What do you want sensei?" Koneko yelled back as she started running over to him.

"Ok here's the deal we're all going back to your house real quick so you can change because you need to pose as not only a chunin, but my daughter as well," he explained to her.

"But I don't want to pretend to be related to a crazy person!" Koneko told him. After a awhile Koneko lost the argument and they went back to her apartment. Her sensei tossed her a black vest and she ran into her room. She came out a while later wearing a fishnet shirt with the black vest over it zipped up completely, a pair of black shorts, her black headband was on her head instead of around her waist, she had on black sandals, a black eye patch, and a fishnet legging going up to her knee on one leg. When Gaara saw her he started to drool. "Gaara stop drooling you're scaring me," Koneko told him backing away slightly.

"S-sorry K-koneko-chan!" Gaara stuttered wiping the drool off his face.

"Lets get going before somebody tackles Koneko," Koneko's sensei told them laughing. "Ryu sensei you pervert!" Koneko yelled throwing a kunai at him.

"Ah! Damn it woman what the hell is wrong with you?!" Ryu yelled back as he caught the kunai.

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Jenny: Haha! I love this chapter! Koneko is so much like me!

Koneko: Could I get in trouble for accidentally purposely pushing my sensei off a cliff?

Gaara: How do you accidentally purposely push someone off a cliff?

Koneko: You just can ok!

Gaara: Ok, ok! Please don't hurt me!

Tobi: -pops up out of nowhere and reads the chapter- Gaara's a pervert!

Jenny: Tobi-kun -glomps-

Tobi: Awww, hi Jenny-chan -kisses Jenny-

Deidara, Itachi, and Pein (Akatsuki Leader): -walk into the room and see Jenny and Tobi kissing-

Deidara: Oh...

Itachi: My...

Pein: God...

Tobi and Jenny: -stop kissing and look at Deidara, Itachi, and Pein-

Jenny: You better get used to seeing this 'cause I'm gonna start another story about me and Tobi.

Jenny: Oh and what I said about me and is I always base a character in each of my stories with OCs (which is all of them) off of me so Tobi is going to be dating an OC based off of me and my other story which I beg you to check out will have other OCs so if you want your OC to be in the story and have them date someone in the akatsuki you options are Hidan, Kakuzu, Konan (Unknown Member), Zetsu, Deidara, Sasori (in my story he's not dead), Itachi, Kisame, and Pein.

Just review and tell me the name of your OC and who you want to date. And don't get mad at me if I don't pick you because i'm trying to make this fair.

Tobi: Well read and review!

Jenny: Flames will be used to make cupcakes for the nice readers and reviewers!