The next afternoon Murdoc was lounging in the winne in his usual garb, nothing but the undies, and his precious gold anti-cross. He laid down on the ratty couch watching his tiny telly, with Emily on the winne floor just kind of playing, and rolling around on the polar bear rug. Murdoc took a long drag on his cigarette and was careful not to blow the smoke in Em's direction. Em then did a complete roll on the floor and when she was on her belly again she just kind of laid there. Murdoc then stopped watching the telly to observe this. "Em?...Em..." There was no response but a baby gurgle. Murdoc then thought to himself "Okay, either that last seizure made her a little slow, or she is just extremely lazily like her old man." Em just kind of struggled to roll onto her back, because her belly was soo round, and when she could not succeed she started to cry. "Uh oh...okay, okay baby." Murdoc then picked her up and laid her on his bare chest. "Oh boy...your getting heavy" he said to himself . Murdoc rubbed her back as Emily snuggled her face into his chest.When she calmed down he in return got up and laid her on the couch so he could get dressed. "In a few minutes we're gonna go visit the Doc to take care of this" as he said this Murdoc patted Emily Rose's fat belly, and it jiggled a little bit like a bowl of jello. Murdoc then began to blow rasberries on her belly causing Emily to giggle loudly. "Okay chubs time to get ready".
Noodle came skipping up to the winne and knocked on the door. "Hold on, hold on!... freak'n scumbags (Murdoc whispered under his breath)." He then kicked the door open causing Noodle to fall backwards on her bum. "Oi!...I thought you Japs knew how to be quick on yer feet" Murdoc said with a grin has he helped her to her feet. "Yeah..yeah... are you and Emily Rose-san ready to leave?" Noodle asked. "Yup...lets hit the road." Murdoc said as he motioned to Noodle to get Emily from the couch. Noodle just starred at him because she did'nt understand his hand gestures. Murdoc sighed discreetly and said "Do ya mind if you could get her so I can bring the Geep around?" Noodle nodded. "Thats what I thought you were trying to say..." Noodle hopped inside as she passed Murdoc, he was about to get in the Geep when he heard a screech. "Noodle!" Murdoc ran to the winne to find Noodle stuggling to carry Emily. "What's wrong!... (Murdoc then rools his eyes) Aww come on Noods she isn't that fat!" Murdoc said in disgust and anger. "Mur-doc-san...please take her before my arms fall off!" Noodle shreiked. Murdoc rolled his eyes again and took the fleshy little one. "Honestly Noods..." Murdoc said sternly and walked out with a limbing Noodle behind him. Noodle jumped into the passenger side as Murdoc put Emily in the carseat,...only to find out that the seat was a little too snug for her. "Alright, I think we have a problem...Chubs has become TOO chubby for the carseat...(sighs)...Noodle I need you to do meh a favor...I need you to hold her"Murdoc said with agiatation in his voice. "Hai..." was all Noodle said. Murdoc laid Em in Noodle's lap and they were off to the see the Doc.
It was about a ten minute drive, and everybody knows that car rides always puts babies to sleep. Emily dozed right in Noodle's arms. Her exteremly chubby cheeks were squished up next to Noodle's inner arm, causing her eyes to be hidden behind the chub. Murdoc couldn't help but smile from the site. "We're here". Murdoc then took the sleeping angel from Noodle and kissed her forehead. Noodle got out and skipped up to the lobby.
Inside Noodle sat on the floor of the waiting room with Emily playing with the stuffed lion that was left for the kids to play with. Murdoc slouched in his chair and tapped his finger on the arm of the chair. Emily then leaned and placed her head on her daddy's shin. Murdoc smiled and stroked the side of her face. "Whats up babe?" He whispered to her as Emily then shifted her head from her daddy's leg to the palm of his hand, following a big yawn. "Okay sweetheart, you can take a nap as soon as your appointment is over." he also said to his daughter sweetly.
"Niccals?" called a big robust nurse from the other room. "Thats us..." replied Murdoc as he picked up his daughter, and Noodle got up and sat down in Murdoc's empty chair. "Well hello there handsome" said the robust nurse with a big smerk on her large face. Murdoc just gave her a scared look. Noodle saw this and thought to herself "Oh my god, he better not say anything rude... he is NOT one to talk..." Noodle just shook her head. Murdoc gulped and looked back at Noodle "Are ya com'n or not?!" Murdoc yelled. Noodle then hurried over to him and followed them inside the doctors room. Murdoc shuddered as he entered.
"Hello Mr. Niccals, and how is Emily doing?" said the nice Doc as he turned to around and is a little startled. "My my my... someone has put on a few pounds." Murdoc looked down at his own stomache. It was true he did but on a bit of weight, because his tummy stuck far out over his pants. Murdoc gave the Doc a snobbish look and said "It happens Doc, when you get to be meh age... first time daddy...baby fat ya know..." The Doc slightly giggled. "Not you Mr. Niccals I was talking about Emily...bay fat indeed, and I'm sure YOU had a hard time giving birth aswell" he replied in a giggly sarcastic type of way. Murdoc's face got red "Oh! oh...thats right...sorry... yeah were here about her weight, maybe a diet purhaps for the young one..." Murdoc said with a little stern voice. The doctor then took Emily from Murdoc's arms to get her weighed properly. When Emily was out of her daddy's arms she started to cry abit. "Its alright sweetheart I'm right here."Murdoc reassured her as her rubbed her hand.
She was placed on the baby scale; it was electronical, and as soon as she was put down, the numbers started to fly. The Doc's eyes greatly widened with thre result. Murdoc was restless, and Noodle started to bite her nails. "What?...what is she?... 26, 27 pounds?" Murdoc asked. "Mr. Niccals! Emily Rose is 38 pounds! That is way too high for a 15th month old! She weighs as much as a three year old should weigh!" Noodle gasped and placed her hand over her mouth and Murdoc looked like he was about to pass out. "What did you just say?...she can't beh!...RUSSEL!...He's the one that feeds her...I'LL KILL 'EM!" Murdoc yelled, his face beet red, and his hands balled up into fists. "Mr. Niccals, now remember, her medication has a lot to do with this, so before you go ( the doc used the quotation fingers) "kill" anyone, lets go over her progression... she might not have to take such a strong dose anymore." Murdoc grabbed the side of the table to claim himself down, and his fast beating heart. "Okay...okay." he said and picked up the baby and went over to the doctors office.
Noodle played with Emily on the floor, while Murdoc and the Doc talked it over. "So, does Emily still have seizures?" asked the Doc. "Well, she will have tiny ones once in a while ,and there not drastic, I mean, for example Meh and her will be in the Living room and she will beh lying on my belly and she will start to convulse , yeah know... shake her arms and legs, it lasts for like...i dont know... 15 secs, then it stops, and she is fine again." the doctor jotts down some notes "Okay... when you say shes fine, does she have slowed reactions, fatigue, to find her falling to sleep after a seizure?" Murdoc leans over closer "No... she doesn't." the doctor then writes some more and says "Well, from what you are telling me Mr. Niccals sounds like she can reduce her medication intake, and we can put her on a proper diet." Murdoc just sighs "Thats good..." The doctor then turns around "And maybe one for you too." Noodle heard this and started to laugh. Murdoc gave her the death glare; Noodle quickly whipped up some fake coughs to cover herself. "Its a bit dusty in here. Cough! Cough!" Murdoc still gave her a snobbish look. "Thats what I though you were saying!" he then turned to the doc "What do ya mean Doc?... (Murdoc patts his own belly, which when he does this it sounds like a big watermelon thats ready to burst) this is solid muscle!" Noodle then cracked up in histerics, making the baby giggle as well. "Don't worry LADIES, wait till I get you home.." Murdoc said with a smart ass look on his face. They all got up, the Doc perscribed a proper diet for both daughter and father and they were on their way home.