The Final Instalment of 'Anyone Else But You'...
What
"OK, so we're seriously not watching America's Next Top Model, Tim." Julie growled, grabbing the remote. She was also not watching porno, but she'd rather watch that then skinny bitches fighting over nothing. And Tyra Banks is such a rascist.
"I like that show."
"Yeah, well, you're an idiot.
Tami called, "Be nice, Julie!" from the mirror where she was applying plum lipstick. "Now, can I trust you guys home alone while me and your daddy go on our special date?"
Julie rolled her eyes, every year they went on a special date where they basically got a room. They didn't think she knew, but she saw the receipt one day. They always tell her they're going to a coach convention, but instead they're in Dillon locked into a room together. It hurt to visualize.
"Of course mom."
"And you'll watch Gracie?"
Of course she'd watch the ugly baby. She nodded to her mom.
"Good. You help Tim. Oh, and I bought you some pasta meal kits."
Mhmmm... hamburger helper.
The Tim actually said, "I love hamburger helper."
And Tami gave a smile of love and then confusion because she was leaving Julie around with this charmer. Uh, nuh-uh. But she knew Riggins didn't have big enough Balls to try something with Julie when he knew he'd be reporting to Eric... and her.
"Ok, good. Well I'll be seeing you." She left and giddily drove to the Comfort Inn, husband with her, ready for a day of wild sex.
Meanwhile, Tim and Julie were watching the TV Guide Network and not so happy with spending an entire weekend together. Tim finally decided to break the ice.
"You're not still mad at me?"
She didn't really say anything, and then he went on. "I've been doing a lot of thinking," she looked up, eager to see what he had to say.
"Yeah?"
"And you're right about Lyla."
Julie nodded, "That she's a whore."
"Yeah."
"I know."
They sat in silence for a long time. Then she looked up at him all misty eyes and a sight for sorrows and he looked almost the same. Tami might not have gotten the size of Tim's balls right, because Tim did what he knew he had to and leaned over and kissed Julie.
And Julie pulled back, shocked and slightly afraid. She'd been wanting to do the same thing for so long.
They sort of nodded at each other and went on their separate ways. What had just happened?
Party Time
They were awkward around each other the rest of the day, not getting what the other was thinking. And in truth, they were both thinking about the same thing. That they hadn't wanted Julie to pull away. Julie had smacked herself once or twice while in her room. Away from him. Once Shelley had left, Tim had taken over her room. The final step of "adding Tim to the family". And then Julie was scared, because she didn't want to feel this way, she didn't light up the same way when anybody else entered the room. And she 'd never really felt a strange burn between her legs as she did with him.
She didn't know what she was doing, it was as if she was drunk or something. She walked into Tim's room, where he was asleep, and crawled into bed with him. She felt weird while doing it, out of place, but in the same way she felt more in place then she had in a long time. Like a new sort of place, like she'd gone through a metamorphosis. She was no longer julie taylor but Julie Taylor. Rawr.
And then he rolled over, obviously not expecting to see somebody in his bed and smiled. "I was hoping it would be you." He of course, was oblivious that this was actuality, and thought he was in his own bed at home, at Billy's. But it dawned on him that it was real life, actuality, and there was a girl in Stewie boxers and a tank top looking at him.
She had to say it, "I've been doing a lot of thinking too." Oh god, her thinking was going to lead to amazing sex! Yes!
"And I think I'm in love with you."
He smiled. Way better then what he'd been plotting. And not just because he knew love led to sex.
"I think I'm in love with you too."
The End.