-1Oops forgot this in last chapter.

Standard disclaimer do not own any of the Stargate characters(waaaah).

AN: Thanks for the reviews and messages. Nyx Ro I have no intention of making Daniel anything but the competent man that he is, as yet I have not decided what direction this fic is taking, that's one of the reasons that I have not SJ shipped it or anything. I just know that hopefully there will be humour and action.

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Previously on SG1:

"Holy Hannah."

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Sam shook her head as if to clear it.

"Yes Carter it's really me." Jack stood as tall as he could considering the situation.

"Daniel what's going on." Sam asked moving towards them both.

"Carter to cut a long story short, Daniel touch something he shouldn't." Jack flailed his arms around to emphasise the point.

"Jack you could have triggered something." Daniel defended himself.

"Didn't" Jack retorted.

"Did" Daniel responded.

"Didn't"

"Did."

"Didn't"

"Did."

The arguing pair were now stood toe to toe with Jack glaring up at Daniel who glared right back at him.

"Colonel, erm Daniel." Sam tried to get there attention.

"Didn't"

"Did."

"OK that's enough guys." Sam stood with her hands on her hips shaking her head as once again they ignored her.

"Didn't"

"Did."

"Quiet." yelled Sam.

"What's the matter Sam?" Daniel asked looking confused.

"Yeah what's the problem?" Jack stared at Sam.

"I believe MajorCarter is annoyed with your bickering." Teal'c announced.

"Right." Jack quipped. "I think we need to return to SGC, Daniel are you ready to go?"

"Yes I have taken video and photographs of everything here where the change happened." Daniel moved to his pack and started to fill it with his equipment.

Jack walked over to his pack and began putting his unnecessary clothes away, he reached out to move his P90 when Sam stopped him.

"I'll take that Sir." Sam did not look him in the eye.

"I can carry my weapon Major." Jack growled, which sounded strange coming from his small mouth.

"Sir I think it will be to heavy and anyway Teal'c will have to carry you back to the Stargate as you have no boots on." Sam reasonably pointed out.

"Indeed O'Neill it will be my honour to carry you to the Stargate." Teal'c bowed his head.

"That is unless you want me to carry you." Daniel insincerely offered.

"I can still kill you Daniel." Jack retorted, "I may be small but you have to sleep sometime Space Monkey."

Teal'c scooped up his brother in arms, as SG1 began the trek back to the Stargate.

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"For crying out loud." Jack exclaimed.

As the group had been walking for ten minutes when Jack had squirmed to get comfy in the Jaffa's arms, he happened to glance to the sky to see a Goauld mothership begin to appear.

"Indeed O'Neill, I see it." Teal'c began to move faster with his precious cargo.

In the distance the sound of the Stargate activating could be heard, Sam stopped to assess the situation.

"Goauld that's all we need." Jack spoke from the safety of Teal'c's arms.

"Sir I think Teal'c should scout out the Stargate while we find somewhere to hide." Sam proposed.

"I agree, Teal'c gather intel and the report back." Jack ordered.

Teal'c moved off silently to find out what was happening at the Stargate, the Goauld mothership flew over the remaining members of SG1 and appeared to land not far from the Stargate.

"Jack I saw some caves over there." Daniel pointed towards them. "Maybe we should wait there."

Jack was about to speak when suddenly he swung round turning in the direction they had walked from, just as he was about to speak a voice boomed out.

"Kree!!"

"Oh for crying out loud."