A/N: I'm on a roll...This chapter is made out of many different chats.

Topic: Volcanic Erection

LazyShika: So today in my French class our teacher wanted to say "A volcanic eruption killed almost 21243534 people" but she said erection instead of eruption. In front of the whole class.

RamenBoy: That must've been some erection.

SharinganUser250: Maybe she really meant it...

PinkSakura01: Well, seems your friend's teacher had something on her mind.

Excusegirl9000: ROTFL!! Lawls. That's actually pretty funny. I had a French teacher who couldn't speak English all that good. One day these kids were climbing trees in front of the class, and he shouted "Stop doing monkeys in the trees!" Everyone laughed. He got really pissed, though...

JOCKLEE: That's funny. One time one of my friends was in a science class, and the answer to a question was, "Organism." She yelled out "ORGASM!" really really loud.

Which I'm sure all of us do at some point

Certified-Psycho: In 1st Grade when I was asked by a teacher to name this one state I called it "South Vagina" when it was "South Virginia" and my teacher said, "South VIRGINIA. You don't want to go to that other place; it's a nasty area." He was a guy, also.

MasterOfPuppets: My spanish teacher can't speak english well and this once when everybody was banging on the desks she screamed, "STOP THAT DANCING!!!"

PuppyLUV: Volcanic erection, sounds like a nickname for an STD to me.

Excusegirl9000: yeah in the past 6 months I've probable heard that one 5 times. Never gets old. Also once my friend who's half Japanese said something in Japanese right? I don't remember what she said, just that it ended in "ong" and the teacher walked by and said "I'm wearing a thong??" And the whole class laughed.

JOCKLEE: Who wouldn't laugh?

PleasantlyPlump: Exactly!!

RaInClOuDsEpHiRoTh: Reported.

RamenBoy: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?! WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING THAT BAD THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RaInClOuDsEpHiRoTh: It still contains explicit content.

(A/N:Okay now onto the Akatsuki's PERSONAL chatroom...)

Topic: General Discussion

Ahihcu Ihcati: Hello all.

"InsertNameHere": Hello.

Ahihcu Ihcati: You're here too leader?

"InsertNameHere": Yes.

Deidei'sGurl: Yo.

Kaikai'sBoi: Hey Kaikai. Itachi. Leader.

TOBITHECOOLDUDE: AND ME.

Deidei'sGurl: MUST you type in all CAPS Tobi???

TOBITHECOOLDUDE: YES I HAVE TO, OTHERWISE I'LL GO CRAZY.

Kaikai'sBoi: I thought you already had that acomplished. Guess not.

TOBITHECOOLDUDE: OH SHUT UP DEIDARA!!! I'M NOT INSANE!!!!

Ahihcu Ihcati: Today, I was drinking chocolate milk, like the bag kind. That is already chocolated, or whatever. And as I'm pouring it from the bag, Kisame comes in and starts asking me where I got it, all grossed out and panicing. I say that someone else must've bought it, because I hadn't been out yet today. Anyways he goes on about how the milk companies put chocolate in bloody milk and sell it so that that milk doesn't go to waste.

VeNuSfLyTrAp: Ew.

Deidei'sGurl: Yeah well, there's this freaky bird outside my window, making this really weird sound. It sounds like its dying, or like, mechanical. I just thought it'd be nice to let you guys know what there is outside my window.

"InsertNameHere": Two words mmkay? Scene kids. You've had to at least seen this once, I mean they're everywhere. Well they're pissing me off! Saying how hardcore and raw they are...What's so hardcore or raw that they do? I mean really, I don't think when their corporate parents leave their suburban homes and their little underage alchoholic with a group of friends is raw to the max. I'm also frustrated by how original they think they are for saying they're tough shit.

VeNuSfLyTrAp: Scene's look better than "Emos!" You can actually see their faces!

Kaikai'sBoi: Oh, and a PLANT looking guy is better?!

Deidei'sGurl: I hate scene kids so badly... they are SO full of themselves. Being hardcore is a state of mind. There are many wannabees who attempt to show off their badass demeanour but they usually wind up failing big time. If you have to tell somebody that you're hardcore, you're not hardcore. I like emos better than scenes. We only have 2 scene kids in our town, and they're both assholes. And all the emos are nice. Probably just a coincidence, but you never know...Sadly, I DO know kids like that. They piss me off. One of them got mad at me for my rants on TheOtaku about them. That was a fun little discussion on how I didn't know what I was talking about and how I "can't say that." Good times, good times.

Ahihcu Ihcati: A lot of things get on my nerves. Kaiekae's school is on the list. First of all that school is completely affiliated with religion. They make the school choir sing religious songs. The principal talks about religion on the intercom. Also every guest appearance to that school is religious. There is never a month that I don't hear about god. I don't hate god in general I just hate the affiliation with the school. A few days ago it had a Christian rap session we got out of class for. Of course I was thankful to be out of class. The music I could of did with out. Rap wasn't a big deal either because I am minority in taste and majority gets it's way any way. Other things that make me mad is when I wake up in the morning with no milk or cereal. My dog runs in my room and eats my stuff time to time. My door needs to be fixed because of this. Some of my teachers get me mad for various reasons. You know. The works.

"InsertNameHere": You type too much Itachi...Has anyone ever noticed how when we hear a song from the 80's, we just sort of listen to it and say "I love this song". But Often times, when we hear a song from 3-4 years ago, we go "Ew, that song's old". For Instance..."Big Pimpin'" By Jay Z. If you were to hear that song you would go "Wow...old song". But it's only a few years old. And another thing I noticed...alot of Rap Songs die within a few months...but most Rock Songs last for Years and Years...

Deidei'sGurl: Yeah, but I never say that about songs that aren't that old. I just listen to old music in particular. And rock songs last longer because they aren't about pimps, hos, and being trapped within a closet for twelve whole parts. And it's also because rock kicks ass, and rap's just annoying. But that's because the music from the 80's was good. The music from 3-4 years ago was just barely tolerable then.

Kaikai'sBoi: And this is because, rap sucks. Remember people, Rap is crap.

VeNuSfLyTrAp: Yeah, and thrash is trash too!!

Deidei'sGurl: Wow...You guys are really going at it today...

TOBITHECOOLDUDE: BRITNEY SPEARS MAKES STUPID MUSIC. EVEN IF IT ISN'T THAT OLD...IT STILL SUCKS...

Deidei'sGurl: SO TRUE!!! OMFG!!!

A/N: Okay...This one had a lot of stuff in it and yet it's still a little short...blah...R&R.