Chapter #1: flashbacks
The story begins...
Me: KISAME!! you fishstick! where the HAYELL are you?!
Kisame: from directly behind me right here...
Me: oh, sorry Kisame...
Kisame: 's'a'ight.
Kurenai: Kaiekae? Kisame? are you two okay?
Me: yeah we are Kurenai.
Kisame: we coo'
Me: HEY SANDMAN!
Gaara: pops up WHASSAP?!
Kisame: WHASSAP?!
Me: WHASSAP?!
Kankuro: pops up WHAAAAAASSSUUUUUUUUUUUUP?!?!
Kabuto: THEEEEE SSSSSKYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Me: SMAAAAARTAAAAAAASS!!!!!
Ebisu: pops up hey! you five! stop that yelling!poofs out
Kankuro: damn killjoy.
Ebisu: pops up yet again i heard that you little snot! and you and Kaiekae had better watch your mouths!poofs out again
Gaara: throws a couch cushion at Kankuro
Kankuro: gets hit in the head by the cushion HEY!
Kabuto: hay is for horses!
Me: shut up smartalec!
Gaara: throws the other cushion at Kisame
Kisame: gets hit in the head by the cushion OY!
Me: kinda reminds you of when we was little huh Gaara?
Gaara: yeah...
FLASHBACK TIME!!!
4 year old Gaara walked in with a bunch of pillows in his arms.
"Put 'em here Gaara." I ordered.
"Yes Ms Bossy."
"Shush up you."
Gaara dropped the pillows on the floor and we went to our work. Stacking pillows, making sure we have enough room for ourselves.
"Okay. Now... we gotta make a sign." I said.
"Sign? How come?"
"So people know it's ours. Do you want someone saying all our hard work is theirs and then they get chocolate muffins for it?"
"No! I want the chocolate muffins!"
"Alright! To the paper and markers!"
"My daddy has some in his study!"
"To your daddy's study!"
That's when Gaara and I set out for our journey to the room at the end of the hallway. A small little hand knocked on the door.
Knock! Knock!
The Kazekage opened the door. "What is it?"
"Daddy! We need markers and paper!"
"For what?"
"Chocolate muffins!"
The Kazekage looked at his son in a weird way. Then, he gave in. "Hold on."
Gaara and I jumped up and down at the thought of chocolate muffins. The Kazkeage came back with Gaara's markers and some paper.
"Thank you daddy!"
Gaara and I ran back into the livingroom and started coloring a sign. Gaara did the words and I drew the picture.
Gaara wrote:
"No pepols laod. Ony Gaara and Kaiekae and Yashmru and Dade cn. No Mari or Kuro cuz thay dum. An Maow-maow cuz he a kitte."
Gaara... didn't really know how to spell all that well.
I drew flowers and kitties because at the time, the sand family had a kitty named Maow-maow.
"Yay!" I said when we were done.
Gaara put the sign on the pillows and we crawled in. It was dark and there wasn't very much room.
From the outside, our eyes were the only thing anyone could see. They shifted left to right.
Kankuro walked by and I jumped out, pinning him to the ground.
"Came to steal our chocolate muffins, eh? Well it's not gonna work." I said. Kankuro looked at me in a weird way.
"What?!"
"The chocolate muffins are ours!"
"What are you talking about?!"
"Can you not read the sign?!" I said, pointing to the sign.
"No I cannot!"
"Stupid-head..."
end flashback
Me Gaara and Kankuro: ah, meeeemooooriiiiies...
Kabuto and Kisame: oooookaaaayyy then...
five hours later...
Me: sigh no ideas yet fishstick.
Kisame: me neither...
six MORE hours later, it's currently three twenty in the morning, the two are bored as hell, and still idealess for a comic...
Me: anything yet fishstick?
Kisame: nuh-uh.
Me: sheeyt.
Kisame: maybe we should think OUTSIDE the box!
Me: kay.
Kisame and Kaiekae step out of a now visible box that the desk is in
one hour later...
Kisame: i got nuttin' walks off
Me: me neither... follows Kisame
back in the living room...
Me: whats up mah' peoples?!
Kabuto: the sky, the ceiling, the roof, etcetera. and "peoples" is improper english.
Me: SMARTASS!!!
Anko: didn't Ebisu already warn you!? watch your mouth young lady!!
Kisame: shut up you fckin' yeller!
All: akward silence
Anko: KISAME!!! DID YOU JUST SAY THE "F" WORD?!?!
Naruto: "yeller"?
Gaara: no she talking about "fck" we're to young to say fck you fckin' idiot!!
Anko: GAARA!!
Sasuke: why the fck not?
Anko: SASUKE!!
Lee: dude you just said fck too!
Anko: LEE!!
Shikamaru: what the fck?
Anko: SHIKAMARU!!
Itachi: well it's not like it's hurting any one! fck fckety fck fck fck!
All: awkward silence
Anko: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE FOR ME AND EBISU TO TELL ALL OF YOUR PARENTS!?!?!
All: meep...shuts up