Chapter#2 the store
the next day, everyone's parents are out and the babysitters need groceries...they send the kids for them...
Gaara: 'kay le'ss'e here..."page one: milk, eggs, cheese, blah, blah, blah. page two: paper towels, bandaids, blah, blah, blah, blah, bleeeeh. page three...there's only one...man it's hard to read Kaiekae's writing...T...A...M...finds out what it says and looks horrified TAMPONS?!
Kisame: Konahamaru, me, you, Kankuro, and Kabuto, page one, mad cool!
right...back with Kisame, Konahamaru, Kabuto, and Kankuro...
note JEBUS CRIPES! that is one ASS-TON of K-names!
Kisame: whoa, Gaara's one to talk! his handwriting totally BITES! "groceries" looks like "grocones!"
Kankuro: hurr, grocones. that's spanish for BALLS.
Kabuto: that's 'cajones' DUMBASS.
Konahamaru: ...Kabuto, how do YOU know that?!
Kisame: we'll tell you when your older, little dude. anime sweatdrop
with Gaara...
Gaara: oh, god, strike me dead where i stand...
ehrm riiiight...let's just go straight to the paying line...
Gaara: one word out of you guys and i let Anko have her yelling way with you.
All: ...meep...
Cashier: oh my god! your a guy and you're buying tampons!!
an echo of the word "tampons" goes through out the store
Gaara: eye twitch
Konahamaru: Gaara? are you okay?
Gaara: goes insane for a moment YES! TAMPONS! I, GAARA, THE BOY WHO HOLDS THE ALL POWERFUL DEMON SHUKAKU SEALED INSIDE OF HIS BODY, IS BUYING TAMPONS!!! LITTLE THINGS THAT KAIEKAE WANTS STUCK IN HER UNMENTIONABLES FOR NO REASON I AND MY Y-CHROMOSOMES CAN POSSIBLY COMPREHEND. TAMPONS. LET'S SAY IT SOME MORE! TAMPONS TAMPONS TAMPONS TAMPONS TAMPONS! TAAAAAMMMMPOOOOONNNSSS!!!
ooooookaaaaaaaay... let's just pretend that neeeeeever happened shall we? back at the house...
Gaara: i am NEVER gonna go to the store again...
Lee: pops up hi guys! what happened?
Me: pops up thanks for buying my tampons Gaara! kisses Gaara on the cheek
Gaara: blushes homona...faints
All male characters who like me: NO FAIR!!!
note those guys would be Lee, Kabuto, Kiba, Itachi, Kankuro, Sasuke, Neji, Kisame, and Zaku, with the exeption of Gaara because he's out cold. okay? Okay.