Chapter#3 randomness day!
the next day...GOOD GOD WHERE DO THESE PARENTS GO?!?!
Me: where ever i want them to go for the sake of the story so ha!
Me: what do you wanna do?
Kisame: i dun'no what do you wanna do?
Me: i dun'no what do you wanna do?
Kisame: i dun'no what do you wanna do?
Me: let's not start that again.
Kisame: good call.
Konahamaru: i'm so bored i could...passes out
Ebisu: takes Konahamaru and puts him into bed
Me: wanna say random quotes at random settings?
Kisame: settings?
Me: as in, where we would say it.
Kisame: sure.
so then Kisame and Kaiekae get the rest of the kids that were there and proceed to start goofing off with this game...
Me: okay! me first! at and amusment park with friends i'd say "we are the knights of the square table... huzzah!"
All: laughs
Itachi: at the nearby McDoodles i'd say "aye no, I've lost me nuggets!"
All: WTF?
Jessica: well one time i entered a classroom and said "hello, my fellow learners! what's on the agenda today? are we to learn about something that will not help us in anyway in the future? yay!"
Me: i remember that!
Jeffery: me too!
Alex: uh...what were we ta'm'bout
Me: never mind. your turn Kankuro.
Kankuro: in utter silence, "i want PICKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sakura: oh my god, that was so random... any who, on my first date with Sasuke i said "please don't think i'm crazy... i'm not, i swear it! my last boyfriend... well it's not my fault if he ran into my knife... eleven times..."
Sasuke: i remember that...shivers any ways... on the front of a cruise ship "i'm prince of the penguins!"
All: psses pants laughing
Naruto: walking into a wall, or conveiniantly placed pole "who put this here? i intend to write a very, strongly worded letter..."
Kisame: to break the ice while talking to someone new "the ninja penguin warriors came into my freezer while I was looking for my socks and told me that the purple leprechauns from Venus were planning on stealing my toothpicks and planting them in Antartica to end world hunger. then a giant octopus came and dyed my hair and said if I wanted chocolate I should play hopscotch with Santa at my family reunion but I had already made plans with Willy Wonka to go sky diving at Pizza Hut so I had to say 'Sorry mate but my banana has turned into a blue fleece blanket and I have to walk my dog's biscuit.'"
All: busts a gut
Neji: in the middle of a test "by Jove, I think I've got it Watson!"
Hinata: um...i...don't have one...
Me: that's okay Hinata.
can i do one?
Me: g'e'head!
when confronting a bully "Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!" at the nearby McDoodles "THE BRITISH ARE COMING THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!!!" at random "HI!" "And suicide is painless!" "I think I need a hug!" "WHOO! Do it again!" "I ate a flower!" "Holy cheese and macaroni!" " YES I SHALL VANQUISH C.V.S.!!!...Once i look up 'vanquish' in the dictionary..." "What is thy great plan oh shadow-walking tactician?" and "Oh my Giddy Gold Granny Panties!"
All: ROTFLWAFFLES
was it really THAT FUNNY?
Temari: cha narrator dude!
oh...well i guess i should transport myself into the story and have an animated narrator take over for me.
the narrator then changes himself into a character and changes his name to lans...
Lans: pops up in the room yo!
Kabuto: mamma is so big she played pool with the planets!
All: SMART-ALEC!!!
Temari: so, you're Lans right?
Lans: blushes um...yeah...Kaiekae?
Me: yah?
Lans: c'mere for a sec'.
Me: 'kay.
once outside the room lans and kaiekae begin to talk...
Me: so...wha'd'y'a want?
Lans: Temari...
Me: what about her?
Lans: she's...B.E.A.U.tiful!
Me: oh f'er cryin' out loud!
Lans: i'm sorry but i can't HELP it!
Temari: pokes her head out the door heey? wha's goin' oon out heere?
Lans: looks at his watch oh...heh heh...look at the time...igottabeattheplacewiththepeopleatthethingiebye!
and Lans changes himself once more to be the narrator of this fic and casts a spell so nobody remembers him...aw sht there goes my job...
YEAH BABY IT IS GOOD TO BE BACK!!!