Chapter 7- Panic

Kane paced about the hotel room with Jeff staring at him and Dave was worried sick. "What do we do now? We don't know all of these stories and most of them end up in sex!" Dave growled.

"Yeah… Kane, what are we going to do?" Jeff asked in a nervous tone.

Kane wasn't certain however he got startled when Batista pulled out a cell phone. He began to dial. "Who are you calling?" Kane questioned.

"Any therapist close by. Jeff, you want me to book a double appointment?"

The young Hardy nodded, yet Kane tore the cell phone from Dave and closed it up. "We're stuck in fiction… where do you think that's going to end up?" Kane demanded.

Jeff shuttered, as there was a very hard knock on the door. The room froze; Kane was brave enough to answer it. He was relieved to see Taker through the peephole. "Oh Taker it's you" he sighed as he opened the door. However Kane was kicked to the ground in an instant, the door slammed shut and locked soon behind the Undertaker. He had whips at his side and wore his wrestling boots… he looked about ready to kick some ass... Kane was hoping it was to kick his ass, nothing else…

Taker noticed Batista and Jeff standing motionlessly in the room, neither man could bring themselves to move. "You want to watch? Or you want in on this action?" Taker questioned.

"Kane… I really need to call that therapist… NOW!"

Taker however pulled out a long whip and gave Batista a good lashing across his ass. "You want in and you know it, both of you. On the bed… now! And decide whose throwing and who catching" The Deadman growled. His words startled both men; no one knew Batista's jaw could drop so low. Taker caught it though. "Be sure you can get your mouth to go that far down later Dave"

"Oh God… I'm terrified" Dave whispered.

"Taker… please… this isn't what you think it is!" Kane pleaded. "We're…"

"SHUT UP SLAVE!" Taker snapped back. "For that you lost your safety word!"

"Safety word?" the three men muttered. Taker pulled Kane off the ground and forced him into view before Jeff and Batista.

"Take your clothing off" The Undertaker ordered.

Kane refused to… he was too scared. "I… I don't think…" Before he could finish the sentence, Taker reached for the collar and tore the shirt off of Kane's back. "Damn, I really liked that shirt… AHHH!" he screamed as a whip came flailed over his back.

Another was about to come; yet it stopped. Taker leaned in, the men worried he was going to steal a kiss from the big red machine he leaned closer and closer, breathing down Kane's neck… almost teasing a kiss, until he smirked. "I really had you going there didn't I?"

No man spoke, Kane slowly got to his feet and tuned to face the Undertaker. "YOU WERE TOYING WITH US!" he demanded.

"What the hell makes you think I just carry whips around in my luggage going from arena to arena just for the hell of it! It's stupid! I told you these stories would come back to bite you in the ass!"

"They are more than just biting us there" muttered Jeff.

Dave still hadn't brought his jaw back up. He was frozen open. "Dave, shut your yap or something is going in there you don't want it to!" warned the Deadman.

Taker threw with whips to the far corner of the room as he sat on the corner of the bed. "I told you not to read these things before bed!"

Jeff finally regained sense of himself and questioned Taker. "How come… you didn't wake up in anything… odd?" he asked.

Kane fielded that one. "Most of his slash stories involve guys who are no longer in the WWE… or me…" he said the last part just below his breath.

"It was obvious Kane had his bed full" Deadman laughed.

"Shut up" growled Kane. "Are there any others you noticed?"

Taker nodded. "At the arena, there's some there, I know there is!" he announced. "but how the hell do we get out of this?"

"At the moment let's find the others and work from there. God I hope we don't walk in on anything!" prayed Kane.

He and Taker got up to leave however Jeff and Dave refused to move from the bed. "Are you going to tag along?" Taker demanded.

"I… much rather wait here…"

"Same" said Dave.

"Fine then, don't be surprised if something happens" Kane announced as he and Taker left. Neither Jeff nor Dave needed a moment to think that over.

"KANE, TAKER WAIT UP!" they called.