A/N: i'm gonna be using dashes to replace the little star thingies because i don't have the time to re-do them and the narrator is now in parenthesis because it's originally in a different font and i can't change the font on this site...

(so now it's the first day of school for the ninjas. And no not ninja school actual SCHOOL...)

Kisame: aw f-ck! Why does school have to come so eeeaaarrllllyyy???

All: SHUT THE F-CK UP!!

Kisame: ...meep...

Gaara: i hate it too...-pouts-

Shikamaru: me three...what a DRAG...

Kaiekae: not you too!-sigh- i have TONS of buddies there who i KNOW will LOVE you guys!

Ino: more boys to adore me? like. oh. my. god. that is. like. totally rad!

Sasuke: wow i didn't know any guys DID like you...

Ino: -preppy gasp- you are like. so. hurtful.

Sasuke: don't care. Prep. i HATE preps.

Ino: -cries-

Kaiekae: what a WIMP.

(At a school with a sign marked HMS...)

Kaiekae: here we are guys! HMS.

Kisame: i don't care. school sucks.

Kaiekae: whatever. You GOTTA meet my buddies!

Jessica: HEY!

Kaiekae: yeah?

Alex: what about me, Jeffery, and Jessica? aren't WE your buddies?

Kaiekae: but we already know you guys. i'm talking about the ones i met over summer vacation.

Kisame: am i being replaced?!

Kaiekae: no Kisame!

Kisame: oh...good...

Kaiekae: well? let's go!

(once in the school the group is as follows: Kaiekae, Kisame, Naruto, Shikamaru, Sasuke, Sakura, Ino, Hinata, Neji, Kabuto, Jessica, Jeffery, Alex, Kiba, Kankuro, Temari, Gaara, Itachi, Lee, Shino, Tenten, and Zaku. Akamaru is left at Kiba's house and Konahamaru is at elementary school.)

Kaiekae: well, meet my other buddies! Javon.

Javon: sup?

Kaiekae: Rickey.

Rickey: Hey.

Kaiekae: Nala.

Nala: Hi.

Kaiekae: and Austin.

Austin: DAMN YOU ALL!!!

Ninjas Except Gaara: -backs slowly away from the psycho cup of banana and chocolate pudding-

A/N: My buddy Austin really does say "DAMN YOU ALL!!!" a lot. Explaination to the pudding cup joke: he is a natural brunette. He dyed the top of his hair blonde. He is therefore reffered to as The-Psycho-Banana-And-Chocolate-Pudding-Cup...And for a random note Javon called Rickey Lumpy-Grits once. He also reffers to him as Butter-Grits. And no I DO NOT know why he did that but it was funny so it kinda stuck, so if you see the names: Psycho-Banana-And-Chocolate-Pudding-Cup, Lumpy-Grits, or Butter-Grits, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN! By the way, I'm gonna start capitalizing more often then I do, and sorry but this one was short...