Chapter 9 The up side.

"So what do you think? Too small?"

Edge, Randy and Dave sat with opened mouths before the divas as they displayed their tighter than usual clothing. "You don't mind us watching you change?" Edge asked as he tried to hold back his joyous laughter.

"No, you're dating Randy and Dave is with Taker. Why would you care about a woman's body?" questioned Michelle McCool. She was teasing taking off her bra before the men.

Edge was drooling at the mouth as Randy could only smile. "Man, this has to be the good side to this kind of series!" Orton said with a grin.

Just as the girls took off their bras did a knock on the door. However the girls didn't know who it was or if it was the Brothers of destruction had an evil plot in mind.

Before Taker knocked on the door, Kane stopped him. "Taker, this just isn't right" Kane explained. "We don't knock. We barge in and take what we want... but since this is a slash story, there is an easier way to get them out of there..." the evil intention on Kane's face said it all. Taker only smiled as he listened in to Kane's plan...

A calm, settle knock came from on the Diva's locker room door. Melina answered, Jesse and Festus stood there. "Hey Michelle, is Dave here?" Jesse asked.

"Yes... why do you ask?"

"Taker told us Festus can get some pointers from him, you know how Taker is training Dave to be more dominate in the sack right? Well, Festus needs some help. Not every guy is going to carry a bell around for the hell of it in bed"

"Oh, but of course! If you like Randy and Edge are here too!"

"Kane mentioned that too! Perfect, we can do a five some!"

Listened from just behind the door, the three men decided to leave while the going was good, neither of them want to face Festus or his oddly chipper friend in a slash story! Sneaking out through the back door, the three men thought they got a clean get away, however they ran into the brothers of destruction. "And this is why you guys are always the b#h" Kane announced aloud.

"Damn it!" growled Orton. "Those girls were going to go all naked! We had a good thing going Kane… maybe… you really are…"

"Go there Orton and you will be talking out your ass when you wake in the morning!" Growled Kane

"Besides, Kane just saved your sorry asses in more ways than one, you would have been next to get yours Orton. Behind Festus and Jesse we got Big Daddy V in the wing. We know you like them big" smirked the Undertaker to Edge and Orton. Both men shuttered yet Batista smirked.

"Ha-ha!" he laughed.

"What so funny? You would have gotten Festus!"

"Damn!"

"Now keep your egos in your pants and follow us, don't make us have to get drastic!" warned Kane.

The three men decided to listen to the brothers of destruction, they rejoined the others in Vince's office, a plan was set in motion as to how the hell they were all going to get out of this!