Sasori: I say we start this get-together with creepy stories like the good old days.

Kaiekae: Sure! You go first.

Sasori: Okay. There was a girl, let's call her Cindy, who had lost her parents some years before and came to live with her Garndmother. her grandmother was pretty strict and wouldn't let Cindy have any fun. One night Cindy was going out with her girlfriends and her Grandma told her, "Be back by ten, or don't come back at all. I lock the doors at exactly ten o'clock, no exception." "yes grandma" Cindy wasn't too happy about this but she didn't have any keys and she knew her Grandma ment business so she would be back by curfew. The time flew by, and before she knew it, it was 9: 45, she needed to get home. She booked it from the ravine where her friends were hanging out. Her house wasn't too far away, so her friends let her go on her own, and come on, it's 9:45, what could happen? As she was walking downing the street, there was this funny noise far behind her. It sounded like click-click-sliiide, click-click-sliiide. Cindy didn't have time to think about it, she was going to be late. CLick-click-sliiide, click-click-sliide. It sounded like it was getting closer, so she hurried up. Click-click-slide, click-click-slide. The sound sped up as she did. Cindy turned around to see what in the world was going on, but she couldn't see anyone behind her. But the sound kept on coming. Click-click-slide-click-slide. Running now, Cindy got sight of her house and was so relieved. She turned the front door handle, or tried to. It was locked. Cindy looked at her watch. 10:02. "please Grandma! Let me in, the click-click-slide is going to get me! please!" She histerically pulled at the handle. From inside the door she heard her Grandmother, "I told you, ten o'clock" It was no use, her grandmother couldn't be reasoned with. The basement! Cindy thought. I'll try the basement window. She rounded her house and thought she was just being silly, when she heard it again, scraping on the pavement, feet away from her. Click-click-slide, click-click-slide. She struggled with the lock, the window wouldn't open, She tried again, franticaly, she tried. Click-click-slide, CLICK-CLICK-SLIDE. They never found Cindy's body, or many of the other girls that the maniac had slaughtered. A daranged lunatic that had cut of his own legs parts of his arms during one of his rampages, having both his hands replaced by hooks, his legs by nothing, so all he could do was drag himself behind his victoms, metal hooks digging into the cement. Click-click-sliiide.

All: -has goosebumps-

Itachi: My go. One time a family was staying in an empty hotel. While the father is preparing dinner, the kid goes out into the hallway to play. A little while later, he comes back in and says, "tell that girl out there to quit staring at me." And the father is confused, because they are the only ones here in the hotel. He asks him, "what girl?" And the kid says, "That girl out there with red eyes and a knife with blood all over it." The next day the family all died. No girl was ever found.

Tobi: Well first, a grandmother once woke up in the middle of the night after a dream. she told the grandfather "villi." the uncle. "has gone up into the mountains with his friends." The grandfather then replied: "thats silly. go back to bed darling." The grandmother insisted that the grandfather called the house of the friend's house the uncle had been staying at. upon calling, the friends insisted that the boys were in their beds, asleep. upon checking, they werent there. The grandmother told them the mountain she had seen in her dream, and upon going there, they found the boys and the uncle huddled in a makeshift tent with a fire going. creepy, huh?

Kaiekae: Uh...No not really no.

Kisame: My turn! There were three kids and their parents. The parents went out one night and left the girl to watch the younger ones. So the eldest sat around watching TV and sent the others to bed when suddenly she heard a scratching noise at the door. It was the dog. She let him in and he ran to her room. She then went in her room. After a few minutes she got a bad feeling and put her hand over the side of the bed. The dog licked it. She went to sleep after a while and awoke to her parents sobbing. The two young children were dead. They walked down the steps and saw the dog dead at the bottom of the staircase. Written on the wall with its blood was the message "Humans can lick hands too."

Itachi: That's not creepy. That's just nasty.

Zetsu: My turn. I love this game. One night these five girls were having a sleepover when they heard chaos at the end of her street. They went down to find out what was happening. They learned that a woman was raped and the man was on the loose. So they quickly run home and bolt everything down. Everything settles down for a while then they started hearing weird noises coming from outside. They let their minds go wild so they got scared and hid inside a closet. The man was really outside and found a window that had a broken bolt. He crept in quietly. The girls were scared shitless. He walked into the room and opened the closet, the girls screamed and ran in separate directions. Four of the girls went downstairs and locked the cellar door, which was right above the bathroom. He caught the fifth girl and took her into the bathroom, raped her, and skinned her alive. Her friends heard her die that night but couldnt do anything about it. They listened to her scratching the door to get out. In the morning when he had fled, the remaining went into the bathroom. There engraved into the wall was her message: "how could you have let me die" they looked up to get the tears out of their eyes and saw her flesh dangling from the knife that skinned her. After this the killer found them and killed them in the same way their friend was. The man was never caught. The End.

Deidara: When I was really little my parents were having a birthday party for my little brother. Our Uncle Dave didn't show up and no one had heard from him and we were all upset and angry until we later found out he had been in a car accident and died. My parents didn't want to upset me so they didnt tell me about it right after it happened. The next morning my mom saw me looking out the window and she asked what i was looking at and i said "Mommy, I see uncle Dave and he isn't wearing his seatbelt."

Kaiekae: Whoa! An actual encounter!

Deidara: Yeah. Pretty sweet neh?

Kaiekae: HELL YES!! But it's MY turn. My sister Liz was sitting up late one night waiting for my other sister Kate to come in from her night out. Liz said that sometime at around 3 am Kate knocked on the door, which was odd, since Kate had keys. And Kate then asked 'can i come in?' Liz replied, 'of course, why wouldn't you be? it's your house, too.' Kate entered the house with an odd smile on her face. Liz said Kate was acting oddly, moving quite jerkily and had an aura of evil around her. Liz said it was around 3:10 am when Kate spoke these words; 'So, you like demons?' in a raspy voice that was not her own. Liz ran out of the house, once out of the house, Liz phoned Kate and asked where she was. Kate replied saying she was still out with her friends.

All: Wow...

Kaiekae: What next guys?

Kisame: Favorite jokes!

Kaiekae: Alrighty.

Deidara: What's the difference between snow men and snow women? Snowballs.

Tobi: What is christains favorite sport? Cross country.

A/N: Sorry religious people. I couldn't resist.

Sasori: Shut-up, Shit, and Manners were driving one day. Shit jumps out the window. Manners hops out to help him. Shut-up keeps driving. A police officer stops him and says "You were speeding. Boy what's your name?" and Shut-up says "Shut-up." The officer says "YOU DO NOT tell an officer to shut up! I'll ask you again. What's your name?" Shut-up says "Shut-up." The officer says "Boy where's your manners?" Shut-up replies "Half a mile down the road picking up Shit.

Zetsu: Five peanuts were walking down the street. One peanut was assaulted.

Itachi:Two men were talking when one said"My dog has no nose." The other asks "How does he smell?" The first replies "Blooming awful."

Kaiekae: Well three pigs went into a resturant. The first ordered tea to drink. The second ordered sprite. The third ordered "lots and lots of beer." The first ordered chicken to eat. The second ordered a salad. The third still ordered lots and lots of beer. The waitress asked "Why just lots and lots of beer?" and the third pig replies "Well Somebody's gotta go wee wee wee all the way home in this story."

All: -ROTFL-

A/N: Sorry about this one. It's like a filler. I was bored. But the "Old times" thing is cuz Kaiekae use to be in Akatsuki.