Itachi: Hey, Do you remember when Kisame started sleepwalking?
Deidara: Yeah! That was sooooo funny!!
Tobi: Not for ME!!!!!
Kaiekae: or ME!!!!!!
FLASHBACK TIME!!!
It was a quiet night in the akatsuki... Everyone was in PAIN and everyone was READING...
"Kai?"
"Yeah, Deidei?
"Uh...DON'T call me that..."
"...You Interrupted me when I was reading The Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy to tell me not to call you that!!? You are SO weird."
"Ha!" Deidara laughed "I'M weird! Take a look at Kisame and Zetsu!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"
Zetsu looked up from his copy of the manga Fruits Basket at popped Deidara a good one in the back of the head.
"Dumbass."
"ITACHI!! HE is NOT a DUMBASS!!"
Kaiekae than grabbed Itachi's(...Er...I'll tell you what it was in the A/N at the end of the chapter...)and whacked him in the head.
(If you can't tell, Kaiekae used to go out with Deidara)
"Ow..."
Kisame walks into the room with his eyes closed. He was asleep for the WHOLE DAY and he FINALLY gets up.
"Good morning sunshine!" Kaiekae says in mock cheerfulness.
"Ah, shove it down your throught." Kisame then fell over on the floor...With sword still on his back no less...
Itachi tried to get the sword out from under Kisame and failed horribly.
Tobi tried to get it out from underneath him but he actually jerked it free!...buuuuuut...it ended up whacking him in the face due to the size and weight.
Kaiekae made Kisame stand up and said "C'mon you big palooka. Get yer ass outta here."
"Tuesday's applesauce day..." Kisame mumbled falling over onto Kaiekae in a position she did NOT find comfortable (You know what I mean ;) don'cha?)
"FISHSTICK!!!! GET YER HAPPY ASS OFFA ME!!!!!"
"JEEZE KAI!!! HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GONNA SAY 'ASS'?"
"WELL YOU TRY HAVING A 250 POUND SHARK-DEMON ON TOP OF YOU AND SEE HOW YOU FEEL SASORI!!!!!!"
Just then Zetsu got a nosebleed.
"Not THAT WAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!"
End Flashback
Kisame: I don't remember that.
Kaiekae: No SHIT sherlock. You were ASLEEP.
Itachi: Yeah. Idiot. Whacks him in the head with a Dictionary
Kaiekae: lol
Zetsu: Hey!! Remember the "Mirror Incident"?
Tobi: HELL YES!!!!
Kaiekae: Oh no. That was funny as hell!
FLASHING BACK AGAIN!!!!!!!!
It was freezing cold winter's day and Zetsu was outside wearing 2 pairs of socks, 5 sweaters, 6 pairs of pants, 3 pairs of leg warmers, 7 scarves, and a huge white parka.
"WHOO!!" He exclaimed walking back in the house.
"Why hello, walking marshmallow!!" Deidara said from under a huge winter blanket he and Kaiekae were sharing while drinking hot cocoa.
(Some prefer to call it hot chocolate. I call it hot cocoa. DEAL with it man.)
Zetsu gave Deidara the dirty finger sign and Sasori said "Ooooooooooooooooo..."
"..." Kaiekae gave Zetsu The Death Stare, none too happy about him flipping her boyfriend off.
Zetsu ignored her and threw those things you use to scape ice off of car windows to Itachi and Tobi...to do exactly that. Scrape ice off of the Akatsuki's car's windows.
(Yes I KNOW they have no CAR. You'll see why they DO in just a minute...Or longer. That all depends on how fast you read.)
Itachi grumbled "awww, man."
"Okay. Let me get my warm clothes."
Tobi and Itachi go outside in -4576076571650837515678506785205685627501 weather and start to scrape ice off the car windows.
(No it is NOT THAT COLD. It's an exaggeration.)
After Tobi was almost finished he heard
"To-i Hel-!"
"Itachi! I know you just stuffed your mouth full of snow so you can spir it out on me when I try to go and look!!"
"I'm no- ki-ing To-i ge- the othrs hel-!!!"
Tobi looked on Itachi's side of the car and he saw itachi bent over with his lips stuck fast to the car window. Tobi ran into the house that the akatsuki stayed in.
"Guys, you need to come out here NOW!!!!"
Kisame stopped arguing with Zetsu on who was cooler and Deidara and Kaiekae stopped their inane saying of:
"Shmoopy."
"I'm not shmoopy, YOU'RE shmoopy!"
"No you're shmoopy!"
"Nooo, you're shmoopy Deidei!!"
...You know...THAT thing...
(By the way I got that from an episode of Seinfeld.)
"Oh, what did the fool do this time?" Kisame asked.
The Akatsuki members all went out side, looking like giant walking talking fruit from the huge multicolored parkas.
...Well...Not Kaiekae and Deidara. They were still huddled together but using a very very very VERY thick shawl.
"Oh...My...GOD..." Zetsu said
"Are you alright Itachi?"
"Kai. Ge- n-e off."
"Tobi get boiling water so we can melt the ice off of his lips."
"Okay." Tobi went inside and got the water.
He handed the water to Deidara but when he poured the water over Itachi's lips it splashed freezing cold water in his face and only got his lips stuck worse.
"Itachi what happened?" Kaiekae asked.
"You can't tell?" Deidara laughed "This little fool thought he was so good looking he kissed himself in the mirror! Is your tongue stuck too?"
"Qui- playin-!! Ge- n-e off!!!!"
"Good thing the guy didn't try to get TOO passionate with himself!!"
Kaiekae wrapped her arms around itachi's waist and jerked hard. Everyone heard a blood-curdling scream and Itachi was free.
End Flashback.
Deidara: Ah...good times. Good times.
Kaiekae: Yeah...
Tobi: Remember the donut??
Zetsu: Oh yeah!
SHORT FLASHBACK
"C'mon let's go."
The Akatsuki all piled into the car. Zetsu gunned the ignition and they were off.
"Okay. We're gonna-"
"Are we there yet?"
"Tobi! We hardly started the trip!!"
"ARE WE THEEEEEEEEEEERE YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET??????"
"THAT'S IT!! YOU'RE STAYING BACK AT THE HOUSE!!!!!!!"
"NUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
So Zetsu drove Tobi back to the house and they were off again.
"Are we there yet?"
"No, Sasori."
"Are we there yet?"
"No, Itachi."
"Are we there yet?"
"NO, DEIDARA."
"Are we there yet?"
"NO KAIEKAE!!!!!!!"
Zetsu was near boiling point. Luckily the freezing wether got him cooled off.
"Okay. Me and Deidara will just make out then." Kaiekae smirked.
"Mm. You do that then."
So they were driving for a little longer. Smooch. Smooch. That sound was really getting annoying.
Mm. Kiss. Giggle. Kiss. Shmoopy. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Listening to KISS. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.
(If you don't get that, they are very, erhm, shall I say LOUD when they kiss, and that is what you would hear...And the "Listening to KISS" thing meant the band KISS because I typed "Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss." and so on. They're not really. It's a joke on what I typed.)
"Must. Not. Kill. The. Idiots. Making. Out." Itachi started to say over and over. Then Zetsu got tired of it.
"DAMMIT!! ITACHI!! YOU'RE GOING BACK TOO!!!"
So Zetsu went to drive Itachi back to the house and didn't notice ice on the road on the hill he had to go up right before the house.
"I WUV YEW."
"I WUV YEW MOR."
"STFU!!!" (Shut The Eff Up)
He kept driving and when he got to the ice he did a HUGE 360 and when they got to the house Tobi ran out.
"WOW GUYS!! YOU ALL LOOKED JUST LIKE A BIG DONUT COMING UP THE HILL!!!!"
(Based on a true story...)
End Flashback
Deidara: Goood times. Goood times.
A/N: Okay well, remember when it said: Kaiekae than grabbed Itachi's(...Er...I'll tell you what it was in the A/N at the end of the chapter...)and whacked him in the head? Well now I'm gonna tell you. It was a (Dramatic pause and music) Playboy Magazine!!!! DUN DUN DUNNNNN!!! lol. anyway. Lots of book cameo's. Uhm...Lesse here...Uh...A lot of kissing. A lot of Shmoopy.
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